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And your politicians be hanging from their necks.
May your politicians be hangin’ from the yardarm.
Why?
You must not like practical jokes. How boring.
it gets a reaction with no harm
“Funny”
The trick: If you’re dead you can’t pay your cable bill.
No one needs to check my DL for proper age anymore. Nowadays I just point to my face.
At places that just ask for your birth date when buying alcoholic beverages, I do a little quick math, give the date that makes me 21 that day. Some catch on,(I’m over 60), laugh, or give me certain “looks”, some wish me happy birthday, most just enter the date so the sale is legit.
I hate the signs that say you must be born before 2002….I have a 23 year grandson!
Can I get the apartment across the street?
Do men ever lose interest in sex at some point?
Rhetorical question. Next
Actually, it wasn’t rhetorical. Curiosity. A lot of women lose the urge at menopause. Just wondering if it was the same for men at some point.
We only lose interest in the mrs. when they go thru meno. Not for hot, young, and firm ladies.
yea
da
point
when
we
die
yea we lose interest when women reach menopause
not really
just kidding
see reaction
no harm
We are allowed to Window shop as much as we want but not go in because, as My wife keeps saying, I hold all the credit cards and you only have a hand in it
It’s called death.
Why?
Nope! 61 and still enjoying women.
I lose in interest in the pursuit.
If the opportunity presents itself, ok
always enjoying da finer things in life
In my experience, men, never. Women, after the kids are all born. Menopause just locks the door.
short answer – no
Why not next door?
His people.
They used to launch their war canoes on the blood of their dead enemies.
And now they can’t launch their fat arses because they are on welfare and eating KFC by the trough load.
Your government in action, Cochise.
KFC is better than zeebugs…
Come Marty, come Marty, Come Marty, come. It is a war cry from a Great bunch of Samoans who got thrown out for Buggery, and they are still screwing everyone
I just love the sound of a good Haka
Umm…who the fuck is this guy?
Another pedo.
Money may not buy happiness but poverty doesn’t buy you anything
But you can rent it, like if it floats, fly’s, 4 wheels or fucks.
For Dawg…
Yuck. tatoos.
Dumb kunt.
Thanks nkit. Smok’in hot Nata. I hate tats….but there is always an exception to any rule.
No there is Not ! it shows a complete lack of future planning and if the facts be known “it is a misery in older age that is with you to the Grave” that Quote from my Grandfather .. Tattooed everywhere except face, hands and ankles (half Maori from Napier)
Tatoos on a beautiful woman is like pissing on a Renoir.
Nata Lee
She could have ,Always been, a Lovely woman to behold. WTF is wrong with these women who tat up?
and one for the fat dude from down under
Get farked you bastard. You have really fucked up my Saturday morning. Keep up the stellar work.
LMAO!!! Have a great weekend!
aaand onr for CA..
Hubba Hubba!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Already hit the crew with a YEET!
GO AVS!!!
Go Hawks! They probably suck again but I enjoyed beating the Bruins back when I lived in MA.
Man are we screwed. Our great goalie, Andre Vasilevskiy, who is arguably the best goalie in the NHL, is out for 8-10 weeks due to back surgery.
We have an old Avs castoff, Jonas Johansson in goal. I won’t say he sux but yeah, he sux. By the time Andre gets back we will be buried at the bottom of the division.. Sux to say see you next year a mere 5 games into the season, but that’s where it is. Best of luck to your AVS.
I root for Bolts when they aren’t playing Avs.
Go Stars!
Hey have you superimposed that tramp’s face onto my body. Hang on, are you spying on me.
No tats!!
I hate you.
That’s MUCH better.
You too nkit!
The incomparable Bettina Steinke.
Teacher, mentor and cheerleader when I first started out.
An AMAZING artist.
just incredible and insane talent.
She is quite a draftsman (woman).
Is that Barbara Stanwyck at the top?
Tis indeed. Bettina did portraits of quite a few famous people in her career.
An excellent likeness of Katharine Hepburn.
She’s got a Barbara Stanwyck thing going on.
looks like Barbara Stanwick, who I read was quite a nympho in her younger days.
She wasn’t alone.
Millions upon millions of young women
over the centuries were.
Barbara Stanwyk – I’ve been enjoying watching her old show, The Big Valley, recently.
Barbara Stanwyck. Nice walk down memory lane.
Barbara Stanwick?
Not sure you’re old enough to be on this websiite.
You know when you’ve been lurking too long when you think you recognize the second image from a avatar from Zerogedge… Pretty sure a character over there uses her face there, lol. Is that you over there CA?
Banned from ZeroHedge.
I post as M Aurelius on Disqus but
I’m banned from a bunch of sites there too.
There should be a “Baaned from ZeroHedge” club.
Enchanting, no?
The red head with attitude– flame for my moth. I will burn up with grattitude
Punishment at Castle Anthrax.
The oral sex.
HahahahahHa
Dinner in Oita, Japan.
After dinner Oita, Japan
Another long joke
An inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur,
Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.” Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.”
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented,
Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?”
Arthur said, “Yep, that’s me.”
God said, “Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can’t run without a road?”
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said,
Excuse me, but aren’t you the inventor of the woman?”
God said, “Yes.”
Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention too:
1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous.
Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.” God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in some key words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours.”
More action at the pearly gates:
A train, packed with people, in Mexico runs off a bridge killing everyone on board.
The newly deceased arrive en masse at the pearly gates wanting to get in.
Saint Peter says, “I’ve never admitted a group this large before. I’ll need to talk to my boss.”
Saint Peter approaches God and says, “Lord, hundreds of Mexicans have arrived at the gate wanting to get in. What should I do?”
God says, “They are all my children. Let them in of course.”
Saint Peter walks away and returns a minute later out of breath and says, “Lord they’re gone!”
God says, “All my children are gone?”
Saint Peter says, “No. The gates. They’re gone!”
Must have been a very long train. The Texicans sent hundreds of Mexicans to the pearly gates at San Jacinto one day.
I always say “I’ll be back” to my dogs every time I leave. and they greet me like that drawing earlier.
Yes and I was the most important person in the room. Then I change clothes and go for walk as everyone else was bitching about something. Dirty jeans and ripped sweatshirt we go.
A society that can morder more than 63 million unborn children can do all the evil that only God can imagine …
Heart breaking…
Do you know someone that could do that???
Nice catch. Oh…the fish too.
Throw it back. It’s too small (the fish).
Throw it Back and keep the female snapper
For Bob P., Oh Canada, and yes I am 100% Canadian French, if you couldn’t tell by my bad Engrish and meme style
If this is your meme style…..then keep it up so I can too.
I demand an immediate refund with compound interest, Oh you say I’m not eligible. My hordes will deal with your impudent ass directly.
Man I loved my Tonka dump truck with lever with real truck paint
Happened to tour the manufacturing plant next door in Spring Park, Minn. once. They were both on the shores of…..Lake Minnetonka.
I remember the old metal toy dump trucks, and they were heavy. Almost no plastic, and the tires were even made of solid rubber.
Still have some, grandson played with them.
Haven’t used one of those in awhile. It’s a boaring tool.
for those that don’t know what this is, it is a castrator bander. It is used to spread a very tight rubber band open so it can be placed over a ram or boar and sometimes a young bull calf’ balls and released. The elastic rubber band cuts of circulation to the testicles and they eventually die, rot and fall off, thus castrating the animal (or trans male in this case)
All you need to know category
They were in Palestine long, long, long ago …
Bc they’re the nigs of the arab world.
Muscledawg’s a weak kitten who doesn’t understand who is bringing his world down, Clue for a cuck- it ain’t the Arabs.
Right, that moniker goes to the Somalis.
how about a response to Mark Levin’s comment. Why?
Palestinians are the scum of the Arab world, far worse than even your average 7th Century savage. Nobody likes them, never have, nobody wants them.That is how they ended up in “Palestine,” a “nation” that never really existed in the past 2000 years. The average street person in San Fran is more likeable and more desirable than the best Palestinian.
FUCK THAT JEW FUCKER- WHY SHOULD THEY LEAVE?
You are correct, Uturn. If the Palestinians would just calm the fuck down, they could live on that land like the PLO does in the West Bank.
Because the plan is to relocate them here as refugees
Hey, Mark, has the U.S. offered to relocate all of the Israelis to New Jersey?
How would you respond if we did?
Each withdrawal from the SPR causes the salt caverns to partially collapse, so the capacity is permanently reduced, consequences of dumb fucks being in charge are quite aggravating.
Need more?
“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it”…Rodney Dangerfield
I love a happy ending
beautiful…
…was that a pinto?
Who the hell DV’s towelheads getting blown up?
Because that looks staged.
I thought I saw one guy trying to flee by flying away.
Should save this shit for next week but I won’t
America