SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Amid charges that Elon Musk’s social media app “X” has become a dangerous breeding ground for speech Communists don’t like, Apple CEO Tim Cook has elected to pull all Apple advertising from the platform.
“I refuse to allow my morally pristine corporation to be associated with disreputable characters like Elon Musk,” said Cook while shaking the hand of murderous communist dictator Xi Jinping at this week’s APEC Dinner. “Plus, the ADL, ACLU, and WEF told me I had to pull my ads or they’d break the story about what I did on Epstein Island. We can’t have that.”
Sources confirmed Cook had a lengthy discussion with the cruel tyrant who runs the slave state of Communist China, including how they can produce more iPhones with the same number of Uyghur slaves without too many of them dying. “At Apple, we are willing to make the hard, yet moral choices,” he said. “In this case, the clear moral choice is to attempt to destroy the only mainstream social media platform not controlled by China. I mean, I have to. Or the pictures will get sent to the Washington Post.”
Mother Nature, the vengeful pagan god presiding over Apple’s climate change mitigation efforts, applauded the move. “I want fewer people on the planet,” she said. “And Elon Musk wants more people on the planet. He must be eliminated.”
At publishing time, Cook had moved his advertising dollars over to Facebook, which is currently the preferred platform for organizing “Kill the Jews” rallies around the world.
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said Cook while shaking the hand of murderous communist dictator Joe Biden
I hope the chink washed his hands after that handshake.
That faggot cook is crawling with AIDS encrusted fecal matter.
zappa,
that one was a bit gross —
This one almost had me going toward a simmering blood pressure.
Then I scrolled back up to see it was the Bee.
…”my morally pristine…” almost triggered me into taking a shot at Cook.
AAPL has gone way, way down in my estimation since Steve Jobs died and put Cook in charge.
One thing that appears to happen in their products is censorship … and, while I may be wrong about this, it’s an interesting cohencidence.
I comment on this site a fair amount … not as much as many, but, still … and I’ve noticed (and posed the question) that Safari will not open TBP at all … and it’s been that way for about 6 months. I’ve got to use Firefox to access this site … and not just on my iMac — but on those of friends whose iMacs I’ve tried to use.
I also noticed something earlier today … an article about the J6 tapes that have been made available. When going to the site that is allowing viewing those tapes, there is a warning at the bottom of the page about Safari: “Note: Due to privacy and security restrictions Safari may not be able to show our video previews. To view the videos, please use try another browser. Thank you.” Once again, Firefox (which I really don’t like) comes to the rescue and shows the footage …
Bullshit … this is censorship on AAPL’s part, pure and simple …
Shit! Got me AGAIN! 2 paragraphs in before I realize it’s The Bee.