The New National Pastime: Blob-ball

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“The similarities between the late 1980s USSR and present day USA are uncanny — the endless lies, the corruption, the hollowing out of institutions, the censorship, and the decrepit leadership that is despised by the public.”Dr Toby Rogers

The blob ran a clever third down lawfare play deep in its own territory Thursday night, a sort of double-reverse statue of liberty counter-switcheroo in its game-plan to “save our democracy,” as it calls its agenda of suppressions, persecutions, swindles, bad trips, and mind-fucks laid on the sore-beset people of this land. Blob special prosecutor David C. Weiss finally managed to indict Hunter Biden on tax evasion charges so flagrant and obvious that all the ham sandwiches convicted for the Jan 6 “insurrection” watched in awe from their prison cells.

You understand, this was months after Mr. Weiss concocted a cream puff plea deal for the president’s beloved son that blew up embarrassingly in the Delaware federal court when Judge Maryellen Noreika discerned a lifetime get-out-of-jail-free clause buried deep in the document, at about the same time that two IRS whistleblowers revealed the malfeasant incompetence of Mr. Weiss’s initial five-year-long dawdling investigation that, oops, let the statute of limitations run out on many of the pending charges.

That fiasco was followed by Mr. Weiss and AG Merrick Garland contradicting each other in House testimony about who had investigative authority where in the federal court matrix. And finally, the tax evasion matters landed in the Biden-friendly Los Angeles federal district, where Hunter officially lives (when not hiding out in the Lincoln bedroom), emerging from a grand jury Thursday night as a bill for three felonies and six misdemeanors.

The indictment, a public document, contains some interesting particulars, such as Hunter attempting to write off as business expenses $683,212 in fees for the unspecified services of “various women” (much as the services rendered by Hunter’s Owasco PC shell company were never specified in million-dollar legal retainer agreements made with Chinese “clients”). The curious can consult the website https://bidenreport.com, a.k.a. “Marco Polo” for a photographic record of Hunter B’s sex trafficking capers, such as:

     Of course, buried in this hairball of sleaze is another cute dodge that will permit Hunter to take a pass on his subpoenaed closed-door deposition scheduled for December 13th with Rep. James Comer’s House Oversight Committee on the grounds that he is under indictment and would only repeat his 5th Amendment rights ad infinitum. Smooth move, DOJ. While it confers a short-term field advantage to the DC blob, few will misunderstand that behind all of this procedural stagecraft is the somewhat greater matter of Hunter’s dad, President “Joe Biden,” being a paid agent of the Chinese Communist Party (and several other entities not favorably disposed to the USA’s national interests). That is: hanging over all this is the question of treason, attending the question of bribery, both being gold-standard impeachable offenses, and one them a capital crime.

That is the place to which all this rigmarole is tending, and so the pretense that “Joe Biden” is actually running for reelection grows more preposterous by the day. But it is just one of a thousand other things that the DC blob — i.e., our government — lies about incessantly to the peril of the people suffering its governance. What’s actually happening is that “Joe Biden,” our Flying Dutchman president, is barely clinging to office long enough to pardon his son and accomplices in the influence-peddling racket he ran at the center of which was “Joe Biden’s” strangely fortuitous blobular selection as Democratic Party nominee and subsequent “victory” by blatant fraud in the 2020 election. Some people knew the fix was in.

The pathetic thing about the Biden family business is that for all that trouble and all those jet plane rides, and tedious dinners with men reeking of too much cologne, and all the cozying up to foreign poohbahs and kissing their hirsute asses, shlepping the family brand from one sad-sack national capital to the next: Ukraine, Turkmenistan, Romania, the Biden clan only grossed about $25-million, maximum, over many years — which is to say about equal to one year’s salary-and-bonus of a mid-level shlub at the commodities desk of a hedge fund. I mean, when you consider the billions accumulated by the likes of Larry Fink at BlackRock, or Bezos at Amazon, or the obscene fortunes of the wonder boys at Google and Facebook.

Side note: Senator John Kennedy, usually witty and agile, had a go at FBI Director Christopher Wray this week in a Judiciary Committee session. Mr. Kennedy asked Mr. Wray how come, in the fall of 2020, with the election on, and The New York Post’s scoop on the existence of a Hunter Biden laptop, and the subsequent psy-op by 51 former intel maestros saying the laptop story was Russian disinfo — Mr. Kennedy asked, “Why didn’t the FBI just come out and say, hey, the laptop’s real?” Mr. Wray gave a bullshit answer of course… “an ongoing investigation, blah, blah….”

I have a better question that Senator Kennedy might put to Christopher Wray about this matter. In fact, the FBI had the Hunter Biden laptop hard-drive in its possession as early as December 2019, just as the first Trump impeachment trial commenced. Had they bothered at that time to examine its contents, and if not, why not? And if they had looked around inside and seen the multitudinous emails concerning Hunter Biden’s business dealings with other countries, Ukraine especially, and in particular with Mykola Zlochevsky’s Burisma company, why did Mr. Wray not alert President Trump’s attorneys that he was in possession of possibly exculpatory evidence regarding the president’s supposedly nefarious phone call to newly elected Ukraine President Zelensky that kicked off the impeachment? Huh? Just wondering.

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Ursel Doran
Ursel Doran
December 8, 2023 11:30 am

The District of Corruption blob reviewed again by Kunstler, Biden Crime family front and center.
“That is: hanging over all this is the question of treason, attending the question of bribery,
both being gold-standard impeachable offenses and one them a capital crime.”

The New National Pastime: Blob-ball

Sue
Sue
  Ursel Doran
December 8, 2023 12:59 pm

Bless his heart, Kunstler keeps trying. Love his writing. Oh and did y’all catch Tucker’s interview with Alex Jones last night? Epic. And one to send to all of your liberal and ‘moderate’ friends. Go ahead, throw it in their self-righteous faces. May as well get some laughs out of this mess.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ursel Doran
December 8, 2023 2:40 pm

1. Why are you posting a link to the article? Admin’s works.
2. Why are you posting it as if you’re informing us of a good article when we are currently— right now— in the comments section OF that very article?

If confused on point #2, see point#1

Yahsure
Yahsure
  Anonymous
December 8, 2023 9:55 pm

Come up with a name. so many anonymous posts.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 8, 2023 11:31 am

Honestly, I think hooker services should be deductible.

Ed
Ed
  Iska Waran
December 8, 2023 12:35 pm

Well, yeah… I mean since it had to do with THE BUSINESS and everything. I write off my hookers, usually.

Ginger
Ginger
  Iska Waran
December 8, 2023 4:54 pm

Medical outlays are deductible, such as hospital care if having a heart attack while snorting coke off the heavily tattooed thigh of said hookers. So you have that going for you.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Iska Waran
December 8, 2023 9:00 pm

this proves once and for all how racist the bidens are —
did you see a single black call girl on that list?
yet they keep voting 4 the dems,go figure —

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
December 8, 2023 11:56 am

Kunstler’s right, the fall of the USSR sure looks similar to the fall of the USA, except for one thing.

When the USSR collapsed, citizens took to taking down the Berlin Wall.

When the USA collapses, citizens will start erecting the southern border wall.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Trapped in Portlandia
December 8, 2023 2:41 pm

Made outta human skull, hopefully.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 9, 2023 9:42 am

China already did it.

m
m
  Trapped in Portlandia
December 9, 2023 1:53 am

Citizens of the USSR took down the Berlin Wall?
Interesting theory.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
  m
December 9, 2023 1:10 pm

m, do you bother reading what people write or just comment on what you think they said. My comment did NOT say: “citizens of the USSR took down the Berlin Wall.” I said, when the USSR collapsed, citizens (in this case East German citizens) took down the Berlin Wall.

Maybe you should get a job at Snopes.

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
December 8, 2023 12:16 pm

Biden just reminds me of the arrogant pieces of shit I knew in NY . The Jews at Symbol Technologies, narda microwave , miteq etc .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gaping sphincter
December 8, 2023 5:04 pm

Q.E.D., “Jew” has nothing to do with it?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gaping sphincter
December 8, 2023 8:55 pm

C’mon , those arrogant tech nerd Jews probably have way higher IQ’s then Joke Bribem by far . Not that that would be all that hard .

Harrington Richardson: Call Him "Weimar Joe"
Harrington Richardson: Call Him "Weimar Joe"
December 8, 2023 12:53 pm

Another first rate article.

musket
musket
December 8, 2023 3:30 pm

There are no 5th amendments in an impeachment scenario………

Warren
Warren
December 8, 2023 3:30 pm

Hunter will probably be Arkancided via a hot shot crack rock or some Cocaine laced with extra high fentanyl content before he can turn state’s evidence. His dad may love him, but the Kenyan sodomite doesn’t, and that’s who’s calling the shots.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Warren
December 8, 2023 5:05 pm

Hunter will be elected senator from Delaware as soon as this nothingburger is tossed in the trash on technicalities.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Warren
December 8, 2023 9:00 pm

We can only hope .With Obozo though , folks usually die in the Ocean like Loretta Fuddy and that cook at “Maaartha’s vineyaaaaaad “. He’s got divers that jab ya when your swimming in the ocean, they showed up on video whemn Fuddy’s plane went down just off the coast of that island . Kidding , I don’t know this for sure .

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 8, 2023 3:59 pm

Hunter Capone.

Question: What do you charge a guy with when he can pay to have you killed?

Answer: Not giving you your cut.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 8, 2023 4:40 pm

Blob Representative, Kamala “Suck To The Top” Harris calls others stupid:

(Ray McGovern interview on JFK)

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 8, 2023 6:23 pm

The Democrats intend to “Save our Democracy” through election theft, currency destruction, abortion, starvation, gun confiscation…and then unleash the illegal border jumper 3rd world army on the populace

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 8, 2023 9:03 pm

Pretty much but “Our Democracy ” means “their democracy ” and bears no resemblance to actual democracy .

Ed
Ed
  Anonymous
December 9, 2023 8:41 am

Nope. Actual democracy is just that bad.

Anon
Anon
December 8, 2023 6:46 pm

Hunter was being paid by a foreign country. Why isn’t he being investigated for not registering
as a foreign agent under the Foreign Agent Registration Act? Because THEN the investigators
COULD rope in Obama AND Biden and put them under oath as Joey was Obama’s point man on Ukraine.
But ((Garland)) would never get around to doing THAT.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anon
December 8, 2023 8:38 pm

JFK’s Attorney General was his brother, RFK … and JFK had charged him with enforcing the FARA of 1938 against numerous pro-zionist PACs here in the United States.

Well … ‘they’ killed him for all of his efforts … and on his first day of office, LBJ told RFK to stand down from pursuing those FARA violations against the pro-zionist PACs …

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 8, 2023 9:13 pm

Look , I’ve been saying fror quite some with respect to the FBI’s” inexplicable ” habit of burying all the dirt they have on their political pals up in Blobville , its called LEVERAGE OK !!! Its been at least their side hustle going back to J Edgar and who’s to say their side hustle hasnt become their main hustle . “Human compromise” ( black mail , extortion , honeytrapping and so on ) isw the glue that holds together this society of sociopaths up there in Blobville .
Remember , Comey paid Trump a visit just shortly after his inauguration ? Probably went ;like ,” Gee , sure would be a shame if all of this salacious information about you got out ……”. Just exactly Whom is really in charge now that Mossad compromiser extroardinaire Jeff Epstein didn’t kill himself ?

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
December 9, 2023 11:46 pm

25 mil shows just how pathetically unimaginative the Biden bloodline is.