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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 8:39 am

Yeah…how’s that working out for you?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 21, 2024 9:12 am

We just need a bigger government, so it can contain itself more effectively.

/s

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  MrLiberty
January 21, 2024 10:54 am

It wasn’t his fault that you didn’t listen.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 21, 2024 11:26 am

But it was THEIR fault for NOT being more deliberate in their words and intentions…and in believing that words or a piece of paper were going to keep criminals in check. But then believing that “tweaking” the Articles of Confederation was NOT going to end up in rampant tyranny and a big-government Constitution was also beyond naive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 21, 2024 12:02 pm

There will never be a self-limiting government:

http://www.sobran.com/reluctant.shtml

EXCERPT:

Hans-Hermann Hoppe . . . argued that no constitution could restrain the state. Once its monopoly of force was granted legitimacy, constitutional limits became mere fictions it could disregard; nobody could have the legal standing to enforce those limits. The state itself would decide, by force, what the constitution “meant,” steadily ruling in its own favor and increasing its own power.

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“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end.”
― George Orwell, 1984

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Anonymous
January 21, 2024 2:57 pm

Fact check… Myanmar, Thailand (several times) and a few other countries have had military juntas to reestablish constitutional governments.

gb1234
gb1234
  MrLiberty
January 21, 2024 12:45 pm

The founding fathers new full well that it was only a republic if we could keep it (Ben Franklin), and that the Constitution was wholly inadequate to the government of any but a moral and religious people (John Adams).
After pledging their lives, fortunes and sacred honor, the founding fathers won’t suffer the abuse of 21st century entitled ingrates whining from their keyboards.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 21, 2024 3:03 pm

The comma – friend of criminals and lawyers everywhere

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 3:01 pm

Well, it worked for awhile…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 9:14 am

Bernie would make it work, though.

/s

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
January 21, 2024 7:17 pm

As Bernie has demonstrated throughout his entire communist life — he doesn’t believe in doing work … hence, he has never done any.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 10:56 am

We’re doing our best, but we have so very few good examples to follow.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 21, 2024 3:02 pm

Then you be the example to be followed.

World War Zero
World War Zero
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 5:24 pm

But settling for slip-shod, extended police custody might work in a pinch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 9:16 am

Excellent. Any attribution? The Innanetz says nothing.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 9:32 am

Looks like the U S has hit the trifecta!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 11:27 am

Actually it was a Boeing Employee retreat that they all backed out of.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 10:58 am

It would be no loss at all to lose the statue of the goddess Columbia…that fucking French whore!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 21, 2024 3:54 pm

ChatGPT sez wut?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Administrator
January 21, 2024 1:23 pm

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T4C
T4C
  YourAverageJoe
January 21, 2024 3:13 pm

He faces South. The equally regal Stonewall Jackson monument, faced North.

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Falcon101
Falcon101
January 21, 2024 9:22 am

If one desires to gain a better understanding of what the Democrats truly mean every time they utter the word “Democracy”, all they need to do is to replace the word “Democracy” with “Communism” and you’ll begin to understand their deeper meaning, in Democratic “Code” of the word “Democracy”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Falcon101
January 21, 2024 1:33 pm

Ain’t just democrats.

B_MC
B_MC
January 21, 2024 10:04 am

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Cpt_Obviuos
Cpt_Obviuos
  B_MC
January 21, 2024 5:13 pm

The MSM has been pushing Jodie Foster lately; in one article I saw, the by-line used “stunning” and “brave” when describing her as being a “reluctant lesbian” and “raising feminist sons.”

Sickening.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cpt_Obviuos
January 21, 2024 5:50 pm

Most women are “Stunning” and “Brave”. They are also single/divorced and childless. Dumb byatches seriously need The Patriarchy 2.0.

Ed
Ed
  Cpt_Obviuos
January 22, 2024 12:10 am

I just call her that butt-ugly cunt who can’t act for shit.

B_MC
B_MC
January 21, 2024 10:06 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 21, 2024 2:58 pm

Crash and burn United. Crash and burn like your CEO’s lust for depravity,
and embracing D.E.I. over passenger and employee safety.
D.E.I. will cause people to D-I-E.
You deserve to crash and burn, figuratively, since the people that still support you will probably literally crash and burn with you.

I equate flying on United from this day forward as the same lunacy as climbing into a SmartCar and heading out into traffic. A death wish gamble, I’m unwilling to take.

B_MC
B_MC
January 21, 2024 10:06 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  B_MC
January 21, 2024 10:59 am

I’ll be using THAT one next go round!

B_MC
B_MC
January 21, 2024 10:07 am

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B_MC
B_MC
January 21, 2024 10:08 am

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Walter
Walter
  B_MC
January 21, 2024 11:36 am

Sorry about this one… more properly, ‘Don’t mix Whites with coloreds’. FIFY.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
January 21, 2024 10:30 am

“It’s Arive!” for the win.

Leah
Leah
  Aunt Acid
January 21, 2024 7:37 pm

That made me laugh hardest too. The moobs one came in second.

B_MC
B_MC
January 21, 2024 11:02 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 21, 2024 5:51 pm

I am a SC native. I will NEVER vote for dot Nikki.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 21, 2024 11:25 am

While funny, the inclusion of the Three Stooges is not appropriate. They were funny, entertaining, etc. These clowns simply need to be swinging from rope.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 21, 2024 5:52 pm

Well,THAT would be funny.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2024 12:41 pm

Oh , that’s an old document , it is surely no longer valid …… right ?

The U.S. Program for General and Complete Disarmament in a Peaceful World. It details a three stage plan to disarm all nations and arm the U.N. with the final stage in which “no state would have the military power to challenge the progressively strengthened U.N. PEACE Force.” The U.S. State Department issues Document 7277 entitled Freedom From War 1961

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2024 12:48 pm

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T4C
T4C
January 21, 2024 2:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2024 2:29 pm

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T4C
T4C
January 21, 2024 2:32 pm

𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕽𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖙@White__Rabbit

“No farmers, no food, no future!” – Dutch MEP, Rob Roos, exposes the globalist war on farmers, in the EU parliament.

“The ruling class wants our farmers to disappear, one regulation at a time… All in the name of the climate, of course.”

“Stop forcing people to live differently, and stop making it impossible for farmers to do their jobs. We absolutely need our farmers. Food security is also a matter of national security.”

k31
k31
  T4C
January 21, 2024 4:05 pm

This is not a matter of ideas and communication, it is a matter of evil and malevolence.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  T4C
January 21, 2024 7:22 pm

Hey … someone voted to put the EU into place … it’s up to them to overthrow it — ‘by any means necessary’.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2024 2:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 21, 2024 11:57 pm

This son of a female dog needs to go too.!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2024 4:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2024 4:30 pm

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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
January 21, 2024 4:36 pm

The fax that issues these suspiciously same pronouncements originates from where?

Up Vote: Israel

Down vote: Washington, D.C.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Aunt Acid
January 21, 2024 8:53 pm

Is there a difference ?