Michelle, Ma Belle

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“What a train wreck it is for the democrats! What an unholy mess! It is an unmitigated disaster, the sinking of the Titanic multiplied by that plane crash where the soccer players ate each other.” Jeff Childers on the Fani Willis case.

As Donald Trump consolidates his election mojo — defying the forces arrayed to destroy him — and more of the country turns against the creepy apparition in the White House purportedly running against him, you hear evermore chatter that a panicked Democratic Party will insert Michelle Obama in a last-minute convention switcheroo next August.

The explications I hear in the chat media all sound lame one way or another. For starters, how pathetically weak is the party that such a walking fiasco as “Joe Biden” is allowed to even pretend that he can run this race? His campaign is an obvious sham, a place-holder in hopes that one or another of the half-assed lawfare court cases against Mr. Trump might knock him off the game-board — and that’s not looking so great now since Fulton County DA Fani Willis screwed the pooch in her giant RICO action and Special Counsel Jack Smith is getting smacked around week after week on esoteric points of procedure.

Well, all right, considering the party has really got no one else. Gavin Newsom is a California train wreck, despite the fabulous teeth and hair, Oprah can’t seem to make up her mind, and Taylor Swift will not be old enough to qualify for the office until December. The leading plan for the Dems goes like this: “JB” is offered a deal. . .step aside for Michelle to run in August. . . “JB” can make whatever face-saving excuses necessary, health, low energy, whatever. . .  but he can serve out his term to the bitter end, and then sometime before noon January 20, 2025, he can pardon himself, son Hunter, brothers Jim and Frank, and a few other family members implicated in money-laundering all the bribes they scared-up over the years.

     That is, assuming “Joe Biden” does not get impeached before August, in which case he might not be convicted in a Dem majority Senate trial, BUT, the mainstream media could not ignore the proceeding, and the public — including the wokest Woke partisans — would finally see the voluminous bank records authenticating the Biden Family bribery operations — the “proof” they have been forever and snidely calling for. Bad “optics” for the party.

A late August kick off for Michelle Obama would minimize her public exposure until, really, the last two months of the race. (She reportedly hates being on display.) In theory, the vast electorate of suburban Democratic women across the land would bury the MAGA vote and enjoy months of orgasm awaiting the installation of a black, (first) female president, their final blow against the odious patriarchy of white supremacist rapists. And best of all, under President Michelle, the blob could continue all its clandestine blobulations without fear of payback, assuring that our democracy will be defended by any means necessary, including the suppression and persecution of anyone who complains about it. Now that’s a plan!

Except for one thing: none of the people chattering about this (James Rickards, Dan Bongino. . .) have mentioned that the Michelle plan actually represents a fourth term for Barack Obama. I mean. . . really . . . do you suppose that Barack will spend the next four years upstairs in the White House “residence” with an apron on, baking red velvet cakes and sweet potato pies while Michelle presides in the Situation Room, directing drone strikes against various people of the Koran? In the immortal words of Homey D. Clown: “I don’t think so!”

And what if the opposition — say, Mr. Trump, or Vivek, or Tulsi, or Tom Massie, or Rand Paul, or a dozen others in that camp — make the case that the “Joe Biden” regime was actually Mr. Obama’s third term, and look what mess he managed to make of the USA while running the puppet-show from his Kalorama redoubt: nine million illegal aliens ushered into the country with lavish benefits, phones, loaded debit cards, free four-star hotel rooms. . . the years-long assault of the drag queens and oral sex instruction for third-graders. . . the preposterous war in Ukraine engineered by neocon catspaws for the benefit of Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics, and the rest of the arms-makers. . . big cities full of homeless encampments and their noxious excretions. . . fentanyl killing 1,500 Americans a week. . . an extravaganza of flash-mob looting, shop-lifting, and car-jacking. . . the trillion-plus dollars in annual interest payments on the national debt. . . not a pretty picture. So, it comes down to: do you want another four years of that? And how did America end up under the thumb of an Obama dynasty, anyway?

I’ll tell you how: because the Democratic Party has become a criminal operation now solely dedicated to keeping its dignitaries, office-holders, and their factotums in the executive agencies out of prison for a range of crimes so vast that all the Lawfare specialists ever spawned in the hatcheries of Yale and Harvard would not run out of billable hours defending them in court before the sun turned into a red dwarf. The mighty effort consumes all the party’s energies these days, when they are not attending to the destruction of Western Civilization. The Michelle gambit would only be the party’s final hoax. After that, the deluge.

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153 Comments
Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
January 26, 2024 9:52 am

JHK is right on target today. Plus, Michelle has a criminal record they have tried harder to hide than Barry’s Bath House activities.

ICE-9
ICE-9
  Harrington Richardson
January 26, 2024 12:45 pm

They need to pump Big Mike full of estrogen for the next 6 months to get him ready for the campaign trail. That’s why he’s limiting his exposure – need to tone down the muscle definition, thin that beard, and shrink that nob.

Michelles Smelly Balls
Michelles Smelly Balls
  ICE-9
January 26, 2024 3:46 pm

On the couch last week and Michelle is juggling us about in (her) sweatpants, and I here (her) yell at Barry, “better get back in shape pussy. I need you hooping with the jimmies by summer”. Then she commanded the former commander to “suck my balls and humm Sweet Georgia Brown”. Thats the last thing i remember for a few days.

Mack
Mack
  ICE-9
January 26, 2024 10:54 pm

According to George Costanza all she needs for shrinkage is some cold water.

" and shrink that nob." ?
" and shrink that nob." ?
  ICE-9
January 28, 2024 10:23 am

what then? barry will become suicidal?

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Harrington Richardson
January 26, 2024 7:57 pm

Her masters degree thesis was describes as not anything resembling the English language.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AKJOHN
January 26, 2024 9:23 pm

you are so raayyycist!!

James
James
  AKJOHN
January 27, 2024 12:07 pm

I would love to see that thesis posted for the public. I believe we have a right to see it.

august
august
  James
January 27, 2024 8:57 pm

It’s only worth reading for the entertainment value, and to underscore in one’s own mind just how close-to-zero talent many of our ‘elites’ have.

Michelle’s thesis is posted online, unless it’s been scrubbed since I last looked at it. Hey! It’s still right here:

https://obamaprincetonthesis.wordpress.com/

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AKJOHN
January 27, 2024 11:35 pm

Oh yes, her writing is shallow and uninspiring. Her cooking? Bland and pedantic. Her sense of fashion? Sacks Flourbag Avenue. Her willingness to him? A stare secret.
“Oath to Ra” or something equally stupid.
Maybe even stupider.
Or stupiderer.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
  Harrington Richardson
January 27, 2024 12:33 pm

Hope this works. From the Irish guy.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Harrington Richardson
January 27, 2024 11:26 pm

“Michael, my bull,
These are words that do describe a male,
Describe a male..”

[Apologies to Pail McCartney]

Sabina Haubrich
Sabina Haubrich
  Harrington Richardson
January 28, 2024 6:56 am

I would like to know more about this….is it connected to her loss of law license?

Anonyst
Anonyst
January 26, 2024 9:56 am

For starters, how pathetically weak is the party that such a walking fiasco as “Joe Biden” is allowed to even pretend that he can run this race? His campaign is an obvious sham

They placed several candidates under the sham and no one rebelled.
They placed:
Biden,
Hobbs
and Uncle Fester by obvious election fraud.
And no one rebelled.

The republic is dead because elections are obviously invalid.

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Anonyst
January 26, 2024 8:59 pm

Bingo. The pacification programs have worked marvels on white America. Sad but True. Dead in the mind. Almost dead in the body. Few left that can think for themselves, or can do much of anything about anything if they can.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonyst
January 27, 2024 7:25 am

And yet Uncle Fester is the only democrat talking even a modicum of sense! Psychiatric treatment seems to improve democrats a bit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 11:38 pm

The stupid, really have no idea, they are stupid.
Hmm.
The inexperienced, really have no way to know they are inexperienced.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
January 28, 2024 9:36 pm

If The DC Borg Child Groomers are expecting that heboon to save them, they better pay Eric Coomer of Dominion a lot more money to steal this election than they paid him to steal the last one.

Lee
Lee
  Anonyst
January 28, 2024 12:24 pm

Elections have replaced looney tunes in the entertainment sphere. Demotrash are the roadrunner and
Republicans are Wile E. Coyote.

flash
flash
January 26, 2024 10:00 am

It’s criminals all the way down.

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Tex
Tex
  flash
January 26, 2024 10:48 am

“Fair and Balanced”.

Gary
Gary
  flash
January 26, 2024 12:51 pm

The enemy of the America are Americans. I believe Tom Luongo prefers the term ‘sheeple’?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gary
January 26, 2024 6:25 pm

The gamer term my 18 year old grandson prefers is NPCs. Just part of the scenery.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
January 26, 2024 6:23 pm

Always Was.

Leah
Leah
  flash
January 26, 2024 11:01 pm

Of course.

Dangerous Variant
Dangerous Variant
January 26, 2024 10:08 am

The Magic Negro is real.

People can simultaneously hold the notion that a dimwit foreigner spawned out of deep state CIA global shenanigans and plucked from obscurity of makework blackitty street hustling to become Manchurian teleprompter in chief is now a mastermind and power broker of such girth that he controls the reigns of the executive puppetry of the Democrat death cult.

That is giving a lot of credit.

Kind of like how he is also a “movie producer” because that fag from Netflix is laundering the customary deferred comp for his role as “President” through a production company.

Neither Barry or Biden are running shit beyond what the cartel has allocated them.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Dangerous Variant
January 26, 2024 10:18 am

Barry is the director of the operation and gets his marching orders from on high. He has placed some very capable operators in key positions to carry out the plans.

flash
flash
  TN Patriot
January 26, 2024 2:14 pm

Obongo can barely direct a fork to his mouth, much less run any sort of operation….smh. He’s a face and nothing more.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
January 27, 2024 9:40 pm

he is a british kenyan and nothing more (besides being a stupid insurrectionist nigger).

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  flash
January 27, 2024 9:52 pm

b0tt0m 4 Myk?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  flash
January 27, 2024 10:06 pm

You’re a fucking idiot. Give me enough Soros fuck you money and I will teach a monkey to compose symphonies and contemporize Shakespeare! This god damned nigger has had…how long now?

You stumble through life with blinders on complaining that you see too much. Time for you to visit the glue factory, old fart. You’ve stopped learning.

That’s (a very small part of) what I see.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 28, 2024 9:48 pm

You have 1000 times more “fuck you” money than your asset Gyiogy Schwartz, Langley.
So you teach your Kenyan monkey what you want from him. Like always.

We old farts have learned plenty.

What we see is what Edward Snowden and Julian Assange told us all what you see.
The mask is off, Langley.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Dangerous Variant
January 26, 2024 12:32 pm

The B3RG* allocated the Communist Democrats – Barry S0t0r0 and C0. – plenty.

That JHK was able to distill, through his astonishingly limber and lucid linguistic alchemy, the singularly shitty situation the former U.S.A. is in…Auntie would call it a “shitrep,” as in the variation of the military “sitrep” – the contraction of situation report which may be an in-any- modality briefing on current operations.

It’s a bloody fucking mess that rivals the very collapse of the Western Roman Empire.

Cheers.

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Aunt Acid
January 26, 2024 9:10 pm

Only our eastern Empire is the one causing the collapse this time around. DC , Langly, and NY. The rest of the country could thrive just fine if they weren’t constantly mucking up the works.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Aunt Acid
January 28, 2024 10:16 pm

Uncle Fester(man) — it’s staggering, the implications to what remains of American civilization.

ICE-9
ICE-9
  Dangerous Variant
January 26, 2024 1:33 pm

The CEO is just the highest paid employee. The CEO reports to a board. The board is appointed by the owners.

It is the owners that set the direction. The board oversees the policy. The CEO leads a team that sets the policy. The lieutenants implement the policy on the ground.

The owners are dependent upon a higher system to receive the fiat currency that they need to become the owners. Thus the owners must align their policy with the wishes of that higher system. There is a group that controls that higher system.

The UNITED STATES of AMERICA was legally incorporated in 1871. All legal corporations have an owner. Who owns The UNITED STATES of AMERICA? Who is the ultimate purveyor of policy?

Inquiring Mind
Inquiring Mind
  ICE-9
January 26, 2024 2:33 pm

So, who is the owner, the ultimate purveyor of policy? Is this a privately held corporation or is stock issued?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Inquiring Mind
January 26, 2024 10:59 pm

Stock is issued. one share to about 10 owners. Saves big time on the cost of pretty documents.

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 4:29 am

Names’ where do you find these stocks?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Billy the Kid
January 27, 2024 7:28 am

You don’t “find” this stock. You are invited to participate in this stock.
Minimum entry is multi-billions in assets.

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Anonymous
January 29, 2024 2:28 am

So , besides Rockefeller, Soros,Rothschild, Buffet, Turner, and Gates? Who else is involved?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 28, 2024 8:24 am

I pretty all my documents at Kinkos.

B_MC
B_MC
  ICE-9
January 26, 2024 2:51 pm

You gotta start somewhere….

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 26, 2024 5:10 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 2:02 pm

LOL – Billy West is the best!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 27, 2024 11:24 am

David Rockefeller, Jr.—the Shadow President of the USA, who took over after his father passed away. https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.1y0X2SGZWYw-IuXS7UGVMgHaFp&pid=Api&P=0&h=180

mark
mark
  ICE-9
January 26, 2024 6:24 pm

This is old news for some and new news for others…but it is a fact:

“Every day the amount of people learning that the “united states of America,” the representative Republic that it was, died when the Southern States abandoned Congress forever in 1861, is increasing. Along with the pain of finding that you’ve been steeped in lies throughout your entire education, there’s still plenty more to cry about as you start putting the pieces together.

Seriously, after this Article, you’ll feel the temptation to learn enough more to go slap your kids’ teachers and professors around until they promise to make some kind of change or resign. Trust me, if we’re sending our kids to public school today, we’re not doing them any good. Sorry for the harsh words, but when we find out that the schools are really indoctrinating our kids to be slaves, and stupid ones at that, yet we do it anyway, it’s time to rethink our philosophy.

When we fail to plan, we plan to fail. How can we say our kids have great teachers while they’re teaching them bull$#!+ and lies? That’s what we think when we don’t know the truth either!! OUCH!!! Today’s teachers are shoveling propaganda during an age of information with the real facts thumbing them in the eyes. There are no excuses and there’s no reason to hear any. If it comes from public schools, public agencies, public MEDIA, or public servants, it’s a stinking lie! Even the term public means private if it’s connected to THE UNITED STATES.

U.S. is a private, foreign, bankrupt Corporation in CITY OF LONDON, and we wonder why the Courts, Cops, and Banks are such despicable, inhumane pirates!?! They’re holding you as collateral for the DEBT, that they’re growing, and they’re doing the same to your kids, with your help, I might ad, so stop hitting the snooze button”.

THE UNITED STATES BECAME A FOREIGN CORPORATION IN 1871

This truth has been up here off and on for many years…all the regulars and lurkers (with any real knowledge of real history) know this…

The United States Isn’t a Country — It’s a Corporation – Due to the ACT OF 1871 !

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Come on…this is so in your face…those who deny it (not talking about the sheeple) talking about the bright God deniers…they remind me of the worst of His creations…those with IQ and communication gifts they use to either wallow in their decisions that put them in the mud…or try to Shame people into their pathetic self inflicted plight.

Inquiring Mind
Inquiring Mind
  mark
January 26, 2024 9:57 pm

The monograph from The Liberty Beacon should be very interesting, but I have trouble reading it because the print is so small and light. If I visit the website, may be able to adjust the contrast between print and background.

The story I have encountered in bits and pieces in various places is that the US was insolvent from all the debts incurred with The City of London banks and instead of repudiating the debt like a South American country, or arranging a payback schedule over several years, the people running things in Washington retired the debts by delivered, as collateral, title to the territories claimed by the US gooberment?

What was the cause for that decision? Were the debts so monumental that the pols in DC were afraid to admit the truth to the American public? Were the pols bought off or blackmailed with evidence of misdoings?

mark
mark
  Inquiring Mind
January 26, 2024 10:30 pm

Inquiring Mind,

If you read all of the above…and all of the below (pack a lunch) you will have all the answers to your post…we have been over this before on TBP.

Start with this 5 minutes…

Background- Creation of the UNITED STATES CORPORATION

At the end of the Civil war congress reconvened and passed what was called the United States Reorganization act of 1871, also known as the Act to provide a municipal government for the District of Columbia. However, this government was different; it was structured as a foreign owned CORPORATION and called the UNITED STATES! It even adopted the Republic constitution but changed only one word. They changed the word Constitution FOR the United States, to the Constitution OF the United States.

Therefore this change made the constitution a possession of the government corporation and NOT the possession of the people. The only power this government had was to govern over matters of COMMERCE within the District of Columbia. What we call STATE OF (YOUR STATE), is actually a SUB corporation of the UNITED STATES CORPORATION engaged in matters of commerce. This STATE is not to be confused with the Union State of (your State), which is part of the original pre-Civil war Republic. Therefore, the UNITED STATES (Corp) is foreign to the Union States as its geographic boundaries are restricted to the land area of the District of Columbia. This distinction has been recognized in numerous court cases before the U.S. Supreme court. Don’t take our word for it, read from the book Cooperative Federalism by Gerald Brown, Ed.D.

https://www.youhavetheright.com/tour1/

mark
mark
  Inquiring Mind
January 26, 2024 10:40 pm

This is from one of the greatest living Americans of our day:

Anonymous
Anonymous
  mark
January 27, 2024 10:35 am

THATS WHY IT IS IN ALL CAPS.
All caps indicates a corporation name according to the bluebook.

The united States of America is not the same entity as:
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

John-Henry; Smith is the name of a flesh and blood person.
JOHN HENRY SMITH is a legal corporate fiction that allows
John-Henry; Smith, to conduct legal binding business as JOHN HENRY SMITH with the ACME CORPORATION or whatever.

The main takeaway here?
Only identify as your corporate self when YOU choose to do business.
Don’t let people pressure you to contract against your own interests.

Diversity Hire
Diversity Hire
  mark
January 28, 2024 12:13 pm

^Wack Job

fujigm
fujigm
  Diversity Hire
January 28, 2024 7:08 pm

Not really.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ICE-9
January 26, 2024 6:27 pm

Jooz

mark
mark
  Anonymous
January 26, 2024 6:42 pm

Too simplistic…FAKE JOOZ…just saying No Name.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ICE-9
January 26, 2024 9:27 pm

what is the legislation or legal work which incorporated the united states? who were the signatories to the deal?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 11:39 pm

You are when you fill out a form and check UNITED STATES CITIZEN

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dangerous Variant
January 26, 2024 6:26 pm

Depending upon who is counting, 12-14 “families” run the world. They have for centuries.

kiwi
kiwi
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 8:33 pm

THERE ARE 13 bloodline families that own it all

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dangerous Variant
January 26, 2024 6:42 pm

Truth. The people who pull the strings never get on TV. They stay behind the curtains wearing funny little hats.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 10:43 am

Judaism is as manmade a fabrication as are the two additional horrific religions birthed by these genocidal and psychotic red sea pedestrians.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Dangerous Variant
January 27, 2024 10:01 pm

Sir. You grossly underestimate Satan’s ability to inflate the human ego and status. The only question in my mind is why you seem so certain of what you claim. I see no basis for your doubt. I only see a lack of discernment.

I realize this flies in the face of popular convention here, but I implore you to consider it nonetheless. It is not a matter of small consequence. Not for him, nor for me, but for you.

Warren
Warren
January 26, 2024 10:12 am

When you come down to it. What are his qualifications for being President. Yes he meets the constitutional qualifications. But in his only real job, (before Barry was sElected to the US Senate) was working for a hospital company where he specialized in patient dumping.
Unless just being an ugly guy in a dress who was “married’ to the first Halfrican president is enough, and he gets installed by the big city “vote” counters like the pants shitting Peado was. If that happens that small glimmer of hope that exists will be extinguished. I am pretty sure that it’s already too late, too much damage has been done to the country in the last 20 or so years, and we’re probably in the last part of the end game. Bit if this freak is installed as the TrotFUS, Tranny of the Former US, abandon all hope ye who dwell here.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Warren
January 26, 2024 12:14 pm

Big Mike is a felon. She conspired with clients to commit insurance fraud and lied about it directly to a judge. In typical Shitcago style, she was told she could escape felony charges and conviction by surrendering her law license which she did. She was immediately given an even better gig by Valerie Jarrett as Diversity Director at a big hospital. A so called no show job for a bit over $300,000 per year. Some may recall these two 40 somethings making a half mil a year had not paid their student loans?

Tyler
Tyler
  Harrington Richardson
January 26, 2024 11:09 pm

Come late September plaster a larger than life size picture of BM in the green dress on about 50 highway billboards in each state. A fairly inexpensive campaign expenditure compared to tv commercials that few people can stomach.

Captain Save A Hoe
Captain Save A Hoe
  Tyler
January 27, 2024 12:22 pm

That’s quite the wiener you’ve got there, need some mustard with that?

Ku Klos Nights
Ku Klos Nights
  Harrington Richardson
January 28, 2024 8:40 am

And after Michelle left, the hospital eliminated the position

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Warren
January 26, 2024 6:29 pm

It’s enough. The women vote for stupid shyte.

Tim
Tim
  Warren
January 27, 2024 11:00 am

I’m leaving on an airplane, don’t know when I’ll be back again

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 10:20 am

The bad wolf starves if not fed by mass compliance.

Resistance is not futile. It is essential.

Despair and insouciance are aid to the enemy.

Never give up. Never give in.

There are worse things than dying.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 28, 2024 8:14 am

What would you like to drink with your platitudes?

m
m
January 26, 2024 10:22 am

“Taylor Swift will not be old enough to qualify for the office until December.”

🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️
Try to get your basic facts right, Jim: A candidate only needs to be old enough on Inauguration Day, to qualify.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  m
January 26, 2024 10:32 am

Fuck the rules. They serve the rule makers. Rittenhouse isn’t old enough to serv as Homeland Security chief yet, either, legally . . . but is he qualified? Woke hiring ONLY hires the unqualified.

m
m
  Anonymous
January 26, 2024 10:35 am

Exactly, and no rules serves the common people 😂 🤣

Oh my gawd are you stupid.

flash
flash
  m
January 26, 2024 2:15 pm

Why so anal, bruh?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  m
January 28, 2024 9:51 pm

That dude can’t match pitch with autotune.

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
January 26, 2024 10:23 am

I think I was the 7th comment a few minutes ago on JHK this am:
The first thing I hear is Trump chuckling about “Big Mike” at those circus big tops he runs.

CCRider
CCRider
January 26, 2024 10:30 am

Kudos to the TBPer who coined the quintessential arena chant for Big Mike: WHIP IT OUT! WHIP IT OUT! Hilarious.

My money is on Killery.

Anonysteria
Anonysteria
  CCRider
January 26, 2024 10:51 am

Hillary is out.
Her “good” health is probably due to a winebox iv drip.

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  CCRider
January 26, 2024 12:23 pm

I’m gonna put my money on Oprah. I’ve thought she would make the perfect dem candidate for a long while.

mark
mark
  grace country pastor
January 26, 2024 7:47 pm

Naw, Maui DEW Wowie has left a lingering AWAKENING bad taste…and the Rock may end up crushed under the weight…

Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
  grace country pastor
January 26, 2024 7:48 pm

WTF ?

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  Unreconstructed
January 26, 2024 8:18 pm

Please don’t think that’s an endorsement… it’s not. If I were a gambling man, that’s where my money would be.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  grace country pastor
January 26, 2024 11:13 pm

She’s already nailed over half the vote, assuming women outnumber men in this country and fags are not in the totals.

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 2:05 pm

Exactly and she’s got the dollars too.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  grace country pastor
January 27, 2024 11:29 am

Lol! It’s getting bad when a man of the cloth has to explain the Vegas odds!

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 27, 2024 2:04 pm

It’s jeans and flannel for me CS… 😆

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  grace country pastor
January 27, 2024 8:41 pm

We’ve always been good, brother. Be blessed among men and angels and be respected of God. That covers all the bases!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  grace country pastor
January 27, 2024 10:44 am

Orca is already rich.
Because of white technology.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 10:33 am

Abolish the state, then all of this becomes moot.

Anonysteria
Anonysteria
January 26, 2024 10:46 am

The ultimate dieversity hire!

Possible campaign slogan:

“The tuck stops here.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonysteria
January 26, 2024 5:13 pm

President of Diktukistan

zappalives
zappalives
January 26, 2024 11:13 am

Any questions why I want to KILL the democrat party ?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  zappalives
January 27, 2024 10:12 pm

Many, but let’s begin with : what’s your motivation?

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
January 26, 2024 11:30 am

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Gary
Gary
  bidenTouchesKids
January 26, 2024 12:54 pm

Pictures taken when he forgot to wear ‘Michelle Obama Tuck-Guard Undergarment’

Gary
Gary
  Gary
January 27, 2024 1:56 pm

‘Get yours today! Enter promo-code “Hand Full of Nuts”‘

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  bidenTouchesKids
January 26, 2024 1:50 pm

Miche, please, get a hold of yourself.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
January 26, 2024 11:15 pm

Hey, she was in a foreign country, had jock itch, and left the ointment back home.

Tony LV
Tony LV
January 26, 2024 12:16 pm
Tony LV
Tony LV
January 26, 2024 12:18 pm

Funny as heck!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 12:27 pm

Michelle is the poster child for Idiocracy.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
January 26, 2024 1:55 pm

and La Cage Aux Folles

walter
walter
January 26, 2024 12:33 pm

We expend intellect, air and electrons on an obvious farce of tragic proportion. Admit reality if you will. Biden, president? Legitimately? 0bama on the way? Legitimately? Really?

The very fact of this pass of circumstance tells one the entire game is completely manufactured and controlled, by whom would be a question but by some entity is not questionable.

If only the overlords weren’t so intent on our destruction things would be much more tolerable in the funhouse we currently inhabit.

mark
mark
  walter
January 26, 2024 7:14 pm

“If only the overlords weren’t so intent on our destruction things would be much more tolerable in the funhouse we currently inhabit”.

walter…the deluded “overlords” you reference are in for the shock of their LOST lives…but more importantly the shock of their LOST ETERNITY’ (now here we are into the never ending End Game) as their intent on the destruction of ‘His Remnant’ unfolds into CREATED TIME…the Creator Created.

Now think about this as a poker game…

The Triune God is the dealer, He made all the cards, He created TIME that the card game is being played in…And not only what card is going to be given to who…HE is also all the WILD CARDS…that are Him.
Don’t worry about who WINS THE POT…just be in it.

NtroP
NtroP
January 26, 2024 12:50 pm

“the Democratic Party has become a criminal operation now solely dedicated to keeping its dignitaries, office-holders, and their factotums in the executive agencies out of prison for a range of crimes so vast that all the Lawfare specialists ever spawned in the hatcheries of Yale and Harvard would not run out of billable hours defending them in court before the sun turned into a red dwarf. ”

The guy definitely has a way with words!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 26, 2024 12:55 pm

Mike may have a bigger penis, but Barack is a bigger dick.

Phil Airfoil
Phil Airfoil
January 26, 2024 1:11 pm

I can see it now…at the coronation, Mooch comes out as Mike and the Demons all get on their knees to be the first to…ohh…it’ll be Biblical.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Phil Airfoil
January 26, 2024 5:15 pm

The Book of Fallopians

AnonyGabriel
AnonyGabriel
  Anonymous
January 31, 2024 10:55 pm

The Book of Fallacians.

John Holmes
John Holmes
January 26, 2024 1:21 pm

We are now in Barack Obama’s 4th term. Obama was President of the Deep State 2016-2020. He launched COVID, he made sure the wall was never built, spent the last 6 months of 2016 framing Trump with the ridiculous Russia collusion BS. Obama ran the country then as now.

mark
mark
  John Holmes
January 26, 2024 7:43 pm

John Holmes…so sorry you died of aids…didn’t you try Tony’s cure???

Do you actually believe the Barry/CIA created shell has any real power past his CIA/Mocking Bird Media persona?

Obama ran/runs nothing past what he was told to run…his handlers were multigenerational alphabet soup agents…and still are.

All you are doing with this bullshit is distracting us/U.S.

Remember two things about Charisma…both the cream and the Scum float to its top.

And Barry is big time SCUM.

Barry was a testimony to three things:

1. Propaganda

2. Disinformation

3. Dumbing down

Oh yea…and what happens to people raised in wealth who never experienced anything past being raised in wealth…HOPE AND CHANGE…and I’m talking about the poor in the richest country in the history of the world…who don’t understand what real poverty is…outside the US.

There is also the White (use to be called bleeding hearts) deceived, lost, mostly wealthy idiots…who are about to be rudely awakened…by Barry’s creators and the masses of jealous asses here and invading…who will attack them in ways most have no defense for or understanding of.

The fate of all enablers.

The Color (chicken) revolution has come home to ROOST!

I say cut its head off…and watch in bemusement as it runs around and bleeds to death.

But…that’s just me…a man with a cleaver and a bad attitude.

zappalives
zappalives
January 26, 2024 1:57 pm

The very last thing this country needs is another NIGGER in power.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  zappalives
January 26, 2024 9:13 pm

I dunno… Given it can’t be fixed, helping it fall down sooner might be the best plan.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 8:44 pm

Take your time. You’re free to suffer as long as you want.

Rodney
Rodney
  zappalives
January 26, 2024 11:20 pm

Remember when Jesse Jackson was a perennial presidential candidate? Oh, for the good old days.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  zappalives
January 27, 2024 8:43 pm

What if the nigger was Thomas Sowell? Would you vote for THAT “nigger”?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 27, 2024 10:14 pm

It’s all a matter of finding “the RIGHT nigger” ! – Django Unchained

In this case, the RIGHT nigger is Brunhilde…NOT Michelle.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 28, 2024 10:13 pm

Langley, Brünnhilde was a valkyrie. A female guide for slain Norse warriors to Valhalla and Odin. The Nibelungenlied (song of the clan of the mist) in Wagner’s Ring Trilogy introduces her by saying:
(sung in German of course)
“There was a queen who resided over the sea,
whose like no one knew of anywhere.
She was exceedingly beautiful and great in physical strength.
She shot the shaft with bold knights – love was the prize.”

Does that sound like a nigger even to a CIA agent?

Here she is with Odin..
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fujigm
fujigm
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 28, 2024 7:13 pm

Thomas Sowell isn’t a nigger.
He’s a black man.
There’s a difference.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
January 28, 2024 9:53 pm

Thomas Sowell is a man.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  fujigm
January 28, 2024 10:21 pm

Auntie thinks Prof. Sowell is a gentleman and a scholar.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 4:01 pm

The only way this works is if Big Mike goes in and has the Anaconda removed. A Dickectomy still wouldn’t make him the first “women” President…more like the eunuch-in-chief.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 27, 2024 11:42 pm

An outtie/innie surgery.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 4:11 pm

This looks and feels like another tedious virtue signaling production for Obombo’s next Netflix documentary…Big Mike’s Erection to the Presidency.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
January 26, 2024 4:24 pm

I kind of doubt MO will run. She’s all about the vacays and perks (and the money) as FLOTUS. She’s not the type that wants to do anything that requires upsetting any of her “me” time. POTUS would just require sitting through too many damn meetings while she could be out shopping. I could be wrong, but I’m just not seeing it.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
January 26, 2024 5:25 pm

I have had those same thoughts, but if it looks like Trump might win, I could see him jumping into the race at the last minute. Trump needs to start digging at Big Mike to make the campaign start much earlier than he wants it to.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
January 26, 2024 6:32 pm

Sorry,but Joe Biden has already shown you can vacay through a Presidentcy.

Nick
Nick
  Anonymous
January 26, 2024 11:25 pm

All that’s required is a cardboard cutout of Mike sitting in the Oval Office while Barry Hussein is behind the curtain calling all the shots. Not a whole lot different than the last couple of years-just a different face on the cardboard.

mark
mark
  Nick
January 27, 2024 11:39 am

Big Mike can take orders from TLPTB just as well as Bathhouse Barry…the only calls Bathhouse would make would be to be more careful in handpicking the next chef.

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mark
mark
  mark
January 27, 2024 9:33 pm

PANIC: 911 PHONE CALL FROM OBAMA’S MANSION RELEASED, OBAMA ‘ON SCENE’ WHEN CHEF DIED | COVER-UP

mark
mark
  mark
January 27, 2024 10:42 pm

For Fitton to be involved at this date at this level there is something here…Fitton is one of the most successful and relentless real White Hats around…

UNCOVERED: NEW Obama Chef Death Secrets! 12/15/23 (Full Video Link in Details)

Tom Fitton: SECRET AGENTS Watched Chef Tafari & White 26 year old woman (Ms Taylor) come out of the residence [Obama’s] and enter the water.

Fitton, “So We Want The Video’s.”

Obama interfered in the rescue. In the middle of the search, they turned around and went back because Obama wanted to talk to the female witness.

mark
mark
  mark
January 27, 2024 10:52 pm

Anonymous
Anonymous
  mark
January 28, 2024 8:20 am

No one died.
The Obamas are trying to build a scary reputation like the Clintons….you know, for later, down the road when they no longer get SS protection.

You don’t really believe the Clintons had all those people murdered do you?
It’s a scam to scare people into watching their step around those cantankerous old fools.

The stories? Are like a recording of a dog barking behind a closed door. Scary to the dupes, but that’s about it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 28, 2024 9:54 pm

I think you are onto something there…

LittlePatienceLeft
LittlePatienceLeft
January 26, 2024 5:44 pm

Find just one delivery room nurse that was present at big mike’s baby-making. How about the OBGYN? The orderly who cleaned the room. There are none. There is no witness to big mike’s pregnancies. Not one.
Big mike is a fraud and charlatan of the first order. A mentally defective tool of the democrat overlords.

zappalives
zappalives
  LittlePatienceLeft
January 26, 2024 6:33 pm

yep

Anonymous
Anonymous
  LittlePatienceLeft
January 26, 2024 11:25 pm

Just don’t tell her “children”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 6:31 pm

Kunstler wasting more time discussing our irrelevant puppets.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 6:39 pm

Sad thing is, the ni3ger could win.

gadsden flag
gadsden flag
January 26, 2024 6:45 pm

Michelle, Ma Balls

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 7:10 pm

How many more pathetic individuals must we as Americans tolerate before we actually stop the real insurrectionists controlling the Washington DC parasites and erect gallows and put the hangings on prime time tv

Yahsure
Yahsure
January 26, 2024 7:57 pm

Don’t you love having adults in charge.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 26, 2024 9:22 pm

in some ways this article is quite insulting if one did not acknowledge it as tongue in cheek. on the one hand, the author calls this putrid cunt a she when he is a he. on the other hand, he doesn’t consider the more likely probability of shitlery coming into the race. and the joe biden actor isn’t going anywhere – obama is going to have his 4th term whether anyone wants it or not.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 26, 2024 11:31 pm

Hussein will come on board, replace all the freaks President Shit-for-Brains installed, and come off with a lot of respect from citizens weary of watching the train wrecks since January 20, 2021. He will then bring in professional traitors to finish his fundamental change promise. But at least we get to vote for it.

overthecliff
overthecliff
January 27, 2024 10:55 am

If Mike is installed The administration would be the same except for the distraction of the first son.

Treefarmer
Treefarmer
January 27, 2024 12:39 pm

Like it or not, we need to accept the reality that she will be the next president. She checks all of their boxes, and it’s too easy. Biden will drop out sometime between May and June. He’ll transfer all of his delegates to Obama and be able to pardon his entire family before he leaves office. She will become the Dem nominee, making RFK Jr. and anyone else superfluous, without having to do any messy campaigning or even a debate. Every group the Dems are struggling to keep in line now will forget their grievances and flock to the opportunity to vote for the first black female president. It will probably also help the Dems down ballot. She won’t need to do any hard work governing. That will be handled by the same team running Biden today. Prepare your lives for an acceleration towards the end (death of the reserve currency, federal debt collapse, massive stagflation, open borders as far as the eye can see, largescale amnesty, forever war, energy insecurity, jab mandates, rationing of everything, food supply chaos, etc.). It will be one party rule from here on.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
January 27, 2024 9:42 pm

Why does all this remind me of Bizarro World???

Smiling Jack
Smiling Jack
January 28, 2024 11:37 am

HDC’s catch phrase was “Homey don’t play that!”

Swrichmond
Swrichmond
January 28, 2024 11:55 am

Thanks for forever ruining a great song

Claude2
Claude2
January 28, 2024 7:23 pm

She could always tap Killary as VP, then you would have the two most angry women (?) in the country on the same ticket.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Claude2
January 28, 2024 9:57 pm

Vote:
Kamala/Cortez
A ho, and a ditz!