Hump Day Stress Relief

Submitted by: aka.attrition

Source: Steve Inman

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Bonus (coz I’m pissed off).

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Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
February 14, 2024 11:37 am

This is good stuff.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Harrington Richardson
February 14, 2024 7:18 pm

The best St. Valentine’s gift I ever received.

It truly never gets old.

anonymous
anonymous
February 14, 2024 11:46 am

Society needs so much more of immediate retribution as displayed here.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  anonymous
February 14, 2024 12:31 pm

In my day, we called it “corporal punishment”.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  The Central Scrutinizer
February 14, 2024 7:19 pm

No … it was called self-defense … which is both a lost art in most cases and also forbidden in most cases unless the defender wishes to stand tall in a Court of Law and risk jail time.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anthony Aaron
February 15, 2024 12:00 pm

HTF do YOU know what it was called in MY DAY? Were you there?

It might START as “self defense” but it ALWAYS ends with someone teaching a lesson.

THAT is the goal…not self defense. Any pussy can “defend” themselves. It takes will and skill to “teach a lesson”. To demonstrate the magnitude of their error to them so they never forget.

mona
mona
  The Central Scrutinizer
February 15, 2024 4:02 pm

If it was HIS day, of course he was there and that’s how he knows.

Hollow man
Hollow man
February 14, 2024 11:49 am

Lol thanks

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 14, 2024 12:22 pm

That’s some funny shit right there!
Especially the low impulse control sheeboon.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
February 14, 2024 7:19 pm

HAHAHAHA!

And the final cut has her heading for Jiffy Lube!

You couldn’t make that one funnier.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
February 14, 2024 12:31 pm

Gotta give the win to clip # 3. Being a Lefty, this has been my lifelong experience. Idiots never see it coming. It was a true pleasure to watch.

Sanskrit9Rules
Sanskrit9Rules
February 14, 2024 12:33 pm

I like what they do to motorcycle bandits in south American countries.
Please post some of those!

Sanskrit9Rules
Sanskrit9Rules
  Sanskrit9Rules
February 14, 2024 12:42 pm

Like this:

Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
  Sanskrit9Rules
February 14, 2024 1:46 pm

We created a jargon here in Brazil after this unsuccessful robbery (well, he took the girl’s purse but his tibia was fractured): If you’re going to steal, be careful with the White Renegade!

Copacop
Copacop
  Sanskrit9Rules
February 14, 2024 5:27 pm

Nice…

Sanskrit9Rules
Sanskrit9Rules
  Sanskrit9Rules
February 14, 2024 12:50 pm
Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
  Sanskrit9Rules
February 14, 2024 12:56 pm

Anything else?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

This brings me such joy.
Instant justice.
If you are not armed, you are prey.

Sanskrit9
Sanskrit9
  Sanskrit9Rules
February 14, 2024 8:00 pm

Classic!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sanskrit9
February 15, 2024 11:39 am

Kinda takes that “high Asian IQ” myth down a few notches eh?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Sanskrit9
February 15, 2024 12:05 pm

“There can be only One!” – Highlander

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 14, 2024 12:44 pm

Why I’ve become a fan of A.T., thanks to a sweet fren. UnohooUR.

The petition, seemingly sourced from within the U.K.:

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AND, the response:

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 14, 2024 12:57 pm

He’s given information to the feds without being required to.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 14, 2024 1:03 pm

IDGAF. Much like this platform, he doesn’t censor unless morons misuse it and pose a direct threat to the venue. Feds are gonna feed.

T4C
T4C
  Anonymous
February 14, 2024 1:03 pm

I know who this ‘Anonymous’ is so I will respond. Glad you’re enjoying Gab.

Leah
Leah
  T4C
February 14, 2024 11:14 pm

Arch?

I Want Your DOR
I Want Your DOR
February 14, 2024 12:48 pm

’bout pissed my pants… Thanks Steve and thanks TBP! Good Lord, still tears in my eyes!

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 14, 2024 12:52 pm

Belly laugh out loud in # 3 Left Hook:
” leaves them lookin’ like a 2-piece chicken combo with a side of Hawaiian Punch”
Comedy gold.

Machinist
Machinist
February 14, 2024 12:56 pm

Skip the comentary noise, sounds like sports ball shit emitting from a Stoopid Bowl TV.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Machinist
February 15, 2024 12:19 pm

That’s the general idea. Try looking at it as social commentary in the form of ridicule. You’ll feel better immediately.

rhsjr
rhsjr
February 14, 2024 12:59 pm

This is the microcosm of people’s frustration with useless idiots; the macrocosm explosion coming soon of the people against liberalism will be furious and glorious; it will be like the termination of Reconstruction that sent the Carpet Baggers and Scalawags fleeing north for their lives . This time they will be fleeing to Canada and Cuba.

Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
February 14, 2024 1:04 pm

Will you continue stealing?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Appropriate punishment for an adult thief is to simply cut off some fingers.
Keep it up?
No more digits.

Closing a kid’s fingers into a car door?
Permanent disability.
Now how does he work to support himself?
Seems excessive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 14, 2024 1:41 pm

Yeah?
Bet he won’t FAFO again.

Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
  Anonymous
February 14, 2024 3:02 pm

You say that because you didn’t see what I saw here in São Paulo. These kill without mercy when the victim feels sorry.
We don’t feel sorry. If you feel sorry for him, take him home.
Kid, lol!

Just Moi
Just Moi
  Anonymous
February 14, 2024 10:02 pm

First it is not permanent. It will heal, but some of the finer muscle control will be permanently damaged. I knew an ex-pick pocket that had the same treatment. He could still hold a pen, but the very fine feel in his hand was gone. End of that career, was looking for a legit career.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Anonymous. This boy’s story is as follows: he would rather have his fingers stuck in the car door than be shot in the hand.
Thief has no age and if he is caught he becomes a Judas sledgehammer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 14, 2024 7:24 pm

Maccabean?

Anonyfafo
Anonyfafo

Why are people kvetching about the hands?
They just permanently gave the kid a legitimate career as a disabled beggar.

foot in the forest
foot in the forest
February 14, 2024 1:09 pm

Still laughing, liked the dobie chewing on the guy that hit it.

Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
February 14, 2024 1:37 pm

Will you continue stealing?

Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
Who said that? A follower of Frank Castle!
February 14, 2024 1:44 pm

I really liked the bonus. He knew how to defend himself and gave the big guy a beating.

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay
February 14, 2024 2:05 pm

Dammit, I enjoy these too much.

k31
k31
February 14, 2024 2:16 pm

Happy Ash Wednesday.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
February 14, 2024 2:44 pm

FAFOs all around!

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 14, 2024 6:04 pm

More of this please!

Sanskrit9
Sanskrit9
February 14, 2024 8:10 pm

Happy ending!
[Cued to play]

thrakatuluk
thrakatuluk
February 14, 2024 8:15 pm

They all stopped too soon.

Leah
Leah
February 14, 2024 10:31 pm

Thank you!

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
February 14, 2024 10:59 pm

So refreshing.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
February 14, 2024 11:20 pm

#1 – I’ve used those very gas pumps a number of times, as I live only a couple miles from there. That’s one place I made sure I was carrying.

And ALL of them were funny – not a clunker in the bunch!

charles zilich
charles zilich
February 15, 2024 4:47 pm

and again thank you for proving DNA has memory. including gullibility. appeal to ego works well on you and the edomites know it. even with the civil rights act and more than 16 trillion dollars for the war on poverty you cannot be helped. plus the money for the cj system and incarceration. plus money granted and donated to special interest groups. plus money lost from theft and property damage. and of course murders and injuries. rehabilitation? the recidivism rate has always been more than half. seems to add up to quite a bit, no? maybe 32 trillion or so?