Guest Post by Eric Peters
You may have heard about the death of the woman who was killed by her Tesla when she inadvertently backed it into a pond and then discovered – as it slowly sank into the pond – that she could not open the door to get out.
She eventually drowned.
The woman – who happened to be the billionaire sister-in-law of Mitch “dirty turtle” McConnell, the glitching front-man for the other half of the Uniparty in the Senate – made the mistake of buying an electronically controlled car. Her Tesla did not have mechanical door pulls; instead, the doors are opened and closed by push-button electric actuators and computers that require electricity to operate. Computer-controlled electronics don’t work very well when immersed; try it with your smartphone and see.
So, when Agenla Chao – the now-dead woman – backed up her car into the pond, the water shorted out the door controls and they could not be unlocked or opened. This resulted in her slow death-by drowning, as it took a while for the Tesla to go totally under. In the meanwhile, she reportedly had time to call/text for help – which came in plenty of time – to watch her drown. Had she backed up into that pond with just about any other car, the people who came to her aid would have had plenty of time to get a door open – and get her out.
But they weren’t able to, because it was a Tesla.
These electronically controlled devices also don’t work very well when dry.
Apparently, the accident itself occurred as a result of Chao’s inadvertently tapping Reverse when she wanted Drive. Italicized to draw attention to the fact that – in Chao’s Tesla – there is no gear selector in the usual/physical sense of a lever that moves back-and-forth from Park through Reverse, then Neutral and Drive, etc. Instead, there is an icon on the touchscreen that the user – to call this person a driver is as silly as calling the person who rides an amusement park carousel horse an equestrian – taps to select forward and backward and so on.
It’s easy to make a mistake because there is no feel – other than the sensation of tapping the screen. It is not like pulling a lever backward – and past Reverse to Drive, which has a definite feel to it – though less so in most modern cars because the selector is now also an electronic control. Still, there’s a higher degree of physicality. Much more so than the tapping of what amount to apps. When you are tapping your smartphone’s screen, how often do you make a mistake?
Chao’s was fatal.
Her real mistake, of course, was buying such a dangerous device. A ’70s-era Pinto may have been vulnerable to exploding – if hit very hard from behind, with sufficient force to sever the fuel filler neck from the gas tank, which could result in both a leak and a spark that might trigger a fire (and potentially, an explosion). But the Pinto was, otherwise, not an unsafe car. It didn’t catch fire spontaneously, when parked. It didn’t catch fire when it was being fueled up. It didn’t drive itself into other cars – or people. And if you managed to back one up into a pond, the doors could be opened manually. Also the (usually) manual, crank-down windows.
No electricity – or computers – required.
Yet “Pinto” has become almost synonymous with “unsafe.” The car’s very name is the butt of jokes. It was the object of a massive recall and massively expensive (for Ford) litigation. Though the individual risk of a fire/explosion was extremely slight (more than three million were made over its ten year production run while the total number of confirmed fires was fewer than 30; if you’re interested in an interesting story about the Pinto, see here) the little Ford was pariah-ized by the media and gone after bigly by the “safety” apparat.
There’s an interesting incongruity in that.
Battery powered devices – not just those made by Tesla – have a built-in risk of spontaneously combusting. It is not necessary to run into one at high speed. They can – and have – caught fire while parked. And charging, due to the very high voltage involved and the heat involved. If the lithium-ion battery is immersed (especially in brackish/salty water) it can catch fire. Water will put out a Pinto fire. It can start an EV fire. Given that it commonly rains heavily – and that it is not uncommon for there to be high water in the road – this is certainly a safety issue.
If, of course, safety were the issue.
But it isn’t – which ought by now to be obvious. At least as regards battery-powered, electronic devices such as Teslas – but it’s not just them. It is all of them. The “safety” apparat looks upon their safety problems with interesting indifference. As if safety were much less important – to the apparat – than something else.
What’s much more important, of course, is the pushing of these devices – and getting the public to accept them.
It is already hard to get most people to accept them because of their limitations, as well as their cost. Only a relative handful of people will choose to buy an inferior device when a less-costly and superior alternative is available. But almost no one will knowingly choose to buy – and get inside – a dangerous device.
Ergo, the apparat must pretend not to see that these devices are exactly that. Just the same as the apparat pretended not to see that the mRNA drugs people were misled to believe were “vaccines” were dangerous – as well as ineffective.
This speaks to the actual motives of the apparat.
They have as much to do with “keeping us safe” as the calming cattle chutes designed by Temple Grandin had to do with keeping the cattle alive. Well, they did keep the cattle alive. Long enough to calmly walk those last 20 yards or so for their date with the knock-on-the-head.
And that – as the little song goes – is how we get hamburger.
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“that she could not open the door to get out.”
That tis a shame and if you have a glass point/seat belt slicer blade combo in your car you can get out.
I asked and was allowed to test the glass point on a door glass in a bone yard/works fine,these are short money and one should have easily reachable in every vehicle,good to help others also in a emergency.
I realized this when my late model VW had the battery die despite the car being less than a year old. I couldn’t use the keyless entry to get the doors open or rear hatch to retrieve safety hardware I’d always stored in the trunk in previous cars because the battery was dead. It was also too cold to pry off the plastic cap next to the door handle and use the emergency key to manually open the door. I had to use a floor jack and jack stands (which I had) to pick up the car enough from the house and driveway so it could be picked up and towed to my VW dealer.
As we drove to the dealer I thought, what if the battery had died out in traffic? I might have been trapped in the car, unable to open a door, roll down a window or sneak out through the rear hatch. Ever since I keep a safety triangle and emergency hammer/seatbelt slicer in the center console. I now also carry a NOCO battery booster pack in the center console, just in case.
The VW mechanic admitted to me that the newer VWs (mine’s a 2022) are very prone to battery failure because all of those electronics are always ‘ON’ in the same sense that a cell phone is always ‘ON’ … searching for a signal being sent to it.
I know personally of 2 friends of mine who have 2017 VW AllTracks that have had to replace their batteries after less than 3 years … whereas, my old 2007 VW Rabbit got more than 12 years on its original battery …
wow, weird hearing an ’07 being called old!! i’m still driving a ’92 golf (diesel thank you very much) rusted pretty well to hell now and beat all to shit but it still runs reliably.. and if the battery does go dead, i can get it started just letting it roll down the hill and catching it in 3rd gear. (theres a detail in the fuel cutoff on vw diesels that makes you need a _very long_ downhill to do this if the battery is 100% dead, but it still works)
It’s not because there is much draining, the problem is the battery management, trying to save fuel. You can observe it with a voltmeter, it will stop charging short after. To prolong battery life, you need to babysit it, keeping it at 12.5 V. On some car models pulling the IBS sensor plug may disable the ‘intelligent’ management.
One of my cousins is a farmer. He sold a new John Deer computer every thing tractor,and replaced it with a 1950s era Ford tractor. His only modification was adding a roll bar.
I keep getting emails to buy a new car (shocking). One of the features is keyless entry, push button fob start and blah blah blah. Is a manual key something that’s provided? I would love to go into a dealership and tell the sales person that a deal is off because the doors can’t be manually opened with an old fashioned key.
I just had to replace 3 key fobs for 2 of the family vehicles. Over 200 bucks each instead of 2 dollars for standard keys. Feck. At least i wasn’t stupid enough to buy an electric vehicle.
Thay super duper high Asian IQ kicked in just in time for her to call and ask to be saved.
She must have had like a 165 or higher Q
Dumbass!
Most newer cars, SUV’s, pickups have laminated safety glass door and side windows, very hard to break out completely just like windshield glass, the change was made because of the damned side airbags. The good old solid tempered safety glass that we are familiar with, which broke into thousands of little pieces is no more, a glass point works great on that, laminated glass needs a big ol’ hammer.
Texas,good point(see what I did there/!).
My vehicles are excepting one all 80’s/under 80’s,one with a newer system has easy manual door opening.
I will research alittle and if find any good ideas will post em in dealing with newer glass.
Wow!
I did know this!
Thank you!
One .45 acp through the window would have allowed escape. Several would have made it easy.
Me “Firing a 45 in a closed car, brilliant”
Guy who fired 45 in a closed car: “What?”
🤣
Beats drowning.
the deafness is temporary–death is, well…
People are more likely to die in a traffic accident caused by some dumb ass who doesn’t drive well. Another Asian bad driver, imagine that. Maybe she thought “R” was for race. If you live remotely a car you can charge on solar would be a good idea if the range it needs to go works out.
The same could be said for a supertanker at sea.
Wanna bet yer ass on it?
Wait until all the oil tanker ship captains are DEI hires.
“Where did i park da ship?”
Wait until all the oil tanker ship captains are DEI hires.
“Where did i park da ship?”
Ariel and the singing crab know!
[Cued to play at chorus]
A friend’s grandfather recounted a story of coming upon a car crash and deaths of a young couple in front of his farm. The car had a push button transmission. The driver had incorrectly pushed the R button while the vehicle was driving down the road causing the vehicle to crash, killing the occupants. The grandfather pushed one of the transmission buttons to put the car in a forward gear and ran back to the house to call for help.
R is for Rice.
R is for Rickshaw
R is for ruh-roh
R is for Ariel.
At least it didn’t catch on fire like usual.
Or in a fiery auto crash after someone may or may not have taken remote control of the vehicle.
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/driver-killed-in-fiery-car-crash-in-hollywood/
IYKYN
You get that when you are investigating the CIA.
And pedo-rings at some of the USA’s most esteemed educational institutions.
You say that like they’re two different things.
That is one hell of an annoying link friend
Lol
Oh, THAT would be fucked up! Burn to death AS you drown?
Smashing the window not an option.
Try to break the back window of a 2002 silverado with a piece of 2″ angle iron.
You will be amazed.
Guess it’s just me, but if I’m trapped in a sinking car I’m going to try and kick out the side window. Wouldn’t take much to do.
“Teslastar, how may I help you?”
“Help! Gurgle gurgle gurgle”
“Very funny Elon.” Click
Once the car is submerged, no one can kick out a side window. And even if you have manually-opening doors, you can’t open the door if you’ve sunken into mud. If you’re going into the drink and have the presence of mind to do this, open the window(s) while you still can. Hand crank windows are safest because they can’t short out.
And just how many automobiles sold in the United States and built since, say, 2000, have manual windows?
Believe it or not, there were still F-150 pickup trucks with manual crank windows as new as 2016.
Fleet model vehicles do not have all the ammenities of the douche customer versions.
“Open the fucking pod bay doors HAL!!”
“I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t allow that.”
Angela “Open the doors Tesla”
Tesla UI “frrrrtzzzz”
I would not drive an electric car if if was given to me free. I’d sell it to buy a chevy Silverado work truck , a KLR650 , an old CJ5 or Willys pickup.
A 1950’s model Dodge Power Wagon is hard to stop.
So much fail built into modern overly-complex systems. And product planners cannot seem to anticipate even the most basic level of human error, like tapping ‘R’ by mistake.
There is a good chance my next vehicle will be a tractor-like M38 Jeep, or its Willys equivalent.
Carburetor, points, rotor, distributor cap,, mechanical fuel and water pumps…KISS.
mechanical injection diesel, baby. why complicate things with ignition systems and electrics?
Tesla’s have a manual door opener. It is located right above the power window controls.
She probably tried that after she was deep in the mud. Can’t open a car door against mud.
Ewww a manual what? I might break a nail or something
That handle probably activates a solenoid to open the door.
My customer has a new ram 1500 he is a surgeon. Could not get gear selector out of park unless it was running. He had a bad starter already. Couple whacks with my estwing got him going until he got home. Fired right up.
When in doubt, use a bigger hammer … carpentry 101 …
Lloyd Christmas “What was all that Chinese High IQ talk?”
Chinese Japenese, dirty knees, dead tesla.
How difficult is it to hack the Tesla system via the wifi architecture, lock the doors and via remote control drive the car into a pond?
“The woman – who happened to be the billionaire sister-in-law of Mitch “dirty turtle” McConnell,”
good riddance. now if someone would throw mcconnell into an electrical vehicle and fry him to kingdom come.
Nice to know technology fails equitably.
RIP crazy rich asian.
Mitch McConnel reaks of urine….like an assisted living home.
Hydrogen fuel cells fill up in 3 to 5 minutes comparable performance and mileages with internal combustion engines adapted for the hydrogen . Exhaust is basically water vapor .
Proven technology that works
Well fuck that Washington DC arrogant useful ChiCom puppet idiots
Americans will not have any shit that does not weaken the nation while enriching the ChiComs and the few connected grifters
They are advertising hydrogen fuel cell vehicles on BBC America.
handling pure hydrogen is a huge pain in the ass. It will leak right _through_ the metal of most containers, nevermind the plumbing must be perfect and mega-expensive. Any leaks are big fire/explosion hazards.. and it _always_ leaks, its just a matter of managing how quickly it does so. and if you let it sit parked for a few weeks, how much of the fuel will have leaked away? in short, pure hydrogen is retarded for these applications.
A much more reasonable , convenient, safe, and practical method of storing hydrogen, is to have it in short hydrocarbons – paraffin chains , like diesel for example, which are liquid at room temperature. Energy dense, quite safe to store in simple containers, stable for years, you actually have to go to some effort to get it to burn, cheap, and the technology is already very mature and available everywhere.
oh, but all those advantages are precisely why the people who think they own the universe are trying to prohibit people from having it.
Right.
“Pure hydrogen can not be contained.”
They stopped using aluminum coated storage bags after the deliberate wrecking of the Hindenburg.
Why do yoi think they had a film camera crew and a “live radio” hookup?
They knew this was the airship’s last trip.
on second thought, i would like to not think of this happy episode as driver error. rather, it is more appealing as a case of malevolent or good forces remotely controlling the vehicle to put the bitch out of her misery. these vehicles are completely remotely controllable which is why the satanists want everyone in one.
These cars have an emergency mechanism. You just need to know how it works. So it’s a design flaw, or stupidity.
Lack of education and knowledge if they have an “emergency mechanism” but don’t know it or how to use it. I know not everyone is going to read the vehicle manual all the way through, bu then they should be things the dealer tells you when you pick up the vehicle. Stupid would be knowing it is there and refusing to use it.
Just be watching for who turns up over the next week with a black eye and a bandaged finger…..
Agenla.
Sounds black.
Agenla Shawnteen Chlamydia Dentyne~Brown
Electronics Account for 40 Percent of the Cost of a New Car
https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a32034437/computer-chips-in-cars/
How about just build a basic car/truck with a standard transmission that doesn’t do anything. for you and requires that you have to drive yourself. Yeah, I know, not going to happen.
As far as I know, all Teslas can be opened manually from the inside, if there is no power.
Well of course the charitable view is that Ms Chao was killed due to an accident with her Tesla device. Another point of view might be that Mitch the danger turtle had failed to properly understand an earlier, more gentle warning. The whole family is tied up in the CCP and the CIA as well as the Taiwan associations… supposedly.
Born in 1950, i had the great privilege of growing up in a 90% White analog America. I can read both a clock face and cursive writing. I can drive a straight drive,and change a tire. Me and apps don’t get along all that well,but here we are.