BLOW ME!

“Blow Me!!” We say those two words often here on TBP.

But, do we REALLY understand the meaning thereof … this most sacred of all human activities? I don’t think so, otherwise we would be more judicious regarding its use.

In Genesis we are told — “but for Adam there was not found a helper suitable for him.”. Biblical scholars tell us that the word “helper” means “a damn fine blow job”. Thousands of animals tried. All failed. Then along comes Eve and scripture tell us Adam cried out loud, —“This is now a boner of all boners, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she shall blow me.”

I am asking that we please REFRAIN from using that phrase ……. unless you really mean it.  Also, let us no longer say that phrase in anger. Yeah, let it hitherto be an expression of loving kindness.

You see, it is a Sacred Act even more blessed than entering the Holy of Holies (the vagina).