“Blow Me!!” We say those two words often here on TBP.
But, do we REALLY understand the meaning thereof … this most sacred of all human activities? I don’t think so, otherwise we would be more judicious regarding its use.
In Genesis we are told — “but for Adam there was not found a helper suitable for him.”. Biblical scholars tell us that the word “helper” means “a damn fine blow job”. Thousands of animals tried. All failed. Then along comes Eve and scripture tell us Adam cried out loud, —“This is now a boner of all boners, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she shall blow me.”
I am asking that we please REFRAIN from using that phrase ……. unless you really mean it. Also, let us no longer say that phrase in anger. Yeah, let it hitherto be an expression of loving kindness.
You see, it is a Sacred Act even more blessed than entering the Holy of Holies (the vagina).
Too funny, thanks Stuck
And you thought this post doesn’t pertain to world events? Think again, numnuts.
A Polish news magazine said on Sunday it had obtained a secret recording of Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski, in contention for a senior European Union job, saying that Poland’s relationship with the United States was worthless. According to a transcript of recordings Sikorski said ———– ‘… we gave the US a BLOW JOB.
That’s right. An entire country blowing America, and I don’t think he meant it in a loving way.
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/22/poland-foreign-minister-alliance-us-worthless‘
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Butt stuff, HA!
You can get a quick blow job if you promise your lady a trip to one of these places. (You don’t have to actually go, just promise to go …)
Saint John Mykonos hotel, Geece
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Paresa Resort, Phuket, Thailand
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St Lucia, Italy
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So, Admin recently had a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick. (OK, I know it’s not big enough … but, just pretend it is.). Avalon was aghast. “Why would an accountant do such a silly thing?”, she asked.
Admin replied; “First, I like to watch my money grow. Second, once in a while I like to play with my money. Third, I like how money feels in my hand. Fourth, and most importantly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”
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A young girl returns from school and tells her mom that she just learned where babies come from in her Sex Ed class. “Oh,” said the mom, “tell me about it”.
“Well … OK … mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and then Daddy’s thingee sort of stands up, and then Mom puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that’s how you get babies”. Mom shakes her head and says, “No sweetie, that’s how you get jewellery.”
Stuck……if I’m taking her to Greece I better get a blowjob and a little Greek action….LMAO
Man! I had no idea that Phuket Thailand and St Lucia looked so similar!
oops … this is Paresa Resort, Phuket, Thailand
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Blow me.
Dumb fucking post.
SSS
Blow me. Asshole.
I thought this was a post directed at Billy