How To Be As Smart As Stucky

I’m tired of carrying the damn load around here.  You people need to wake the fuck up and start edumuhcating yourselves.  I’m looking at you Llpoh, and a few others. Here’s the Basic Minimum Shit you need to know.  Each is worthy of a separate post. So, do some damn research and get moving. 

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  1. When Twister was introduced in 1966, critics denounced it as “sex in a box”
  2. There are more lifeforms living on your skin than there are people on Earth.
  3. OJ Simpson was originally cast to be the Terminator, but the studio was afraid no one would buy him as a remorseless killer.
  4. 20% of office coffee mugs contain fecal matter.
  5. If you were to remove all the empty space from the atoms that make up every human on earth, the entire population of earth would fit in an apple.
  6. A CIA program called “Acoustic Kitty” implanted batteries, microphones, and antennae in cats in order to spy on Russian embassies.
  7. The three wealthiest families in the world have more wealth than the poorest 48 nations.
  8. The world’s largest traffic jam lasted 10 days with cars moving only .6 miles per day.
  9. Over 200 corpses have been left on Mt. Everest as way points for climbers
  10. Adjusted for inflation John D Rockefeller was the richest man in the modern world with a net worth ten times that of Bill Gates.
  11. All the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck at 4:20. Continue reading “How To Be As Smart As Stucky”