Guest Post by Skinny
Last week I took a swipe at Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg (or @SecretaryPete as he likes to be called) for missing in action for 11 days following the derailment of the Norfolk Southern train in East Palestine, Ohio. Although Secretary Pete was late to the party, he made up for it all on February 19, or 16 days after the derailment.
The military man of action jumped into the fray and did what all heroes due in the time of crises. Did he jump into his assault Prius and ride into the center of the toxic cloud and safely disperse it? Close, but not quite. Did he commandeer Greta Thunberg’s flying boat, scoop up the toxic fumes in its magic sails and convert the noxious gas into a harmless marijuana smoke cloud? No, but you’re getting closer. He did what only a true military hero worthy of a Judge Advocate General designation can do: he wrote a letter.