New Law Requires All Cutting Implements To Be Replaced With Paper Knives

Via The Babylon Bee

SACRAMENTO, CA—In order to prevent crimes of stabbing and reduce metal and plastic waste, the state of California has signed into law a requirement that all cutting implements be replaced with eco-friendly, 100% recycled paper knives.

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