U.S.—The nation’s millennials (and many Gen Zers) thought they were finally satisfied, having consumed millions of dollars’ worth of tide pods, and having snorted a “literal ton” of condoms. For a short while, they felt they were finally content in their need to seek wild thrills by performing potentially fatal activities.
But the gaping void in millennials’ souls remained, and their desire to engage in more and more destructive behavior grew once again. They’ve reportedly turned to a new “wacky challenge” in their constant thrill-seeking adventures: charging a fortified military base.
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