CAPTION CONTEST

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AWD
AWD
January 20, 2014 10:34 am

You gotta offer a prize, or nobody will participate.

LBJ: okay, here’s how it works. I give your people free money, free housing, free healthcare, free food and you vote for democrats. We got a deal?

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 20, 2014 10:39 am

“I’ve found this great deal on a cottage up in the Poconos. It’s like a scene out of Robert Frost poem.”

PrisonerofZelda
PrisonerofZelda
January 20, 2014 10:41 am

How about we get a case of Ripple and have our way with that fine bitch Jackie O.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 20, 2014 10:42 am

“I’ve found this great deal on a cottage up in the Poconos. It’s like a scene out of a Robert Frost poem.”

Stucky
Stucky
January 20, 2014 10:59 am

“Martin, if I had a son, he’d look just like you. Hey, you want some Skittles?”

Stucky
Stucky
January 20, 2014 11:05 am

LBJ: “That white woman you raped in Selma just gave birth to your child.”

MLK: “Fuck. What did dat ho name him?”

LBJ: “Barack.”

Nonanonymous
Nonanonymous
January 20, 2014 11:26 am

Notice the power politics at play? LBJ’s chair is higher than MLK’s. Coincidence? You decide!

Joe Rocket
Joe Rocket
January 20, 2014 11:37 am

Hell, I don’t care if you plagiarized your dissertation- I can hardly even read, myself!

card802
card802
January 20, 2014 11:50 am

“You’re doing Gods work, Martin, and to show our appreciation we’ve booked you a room at your next stop in Memphis, yeah, room 306, it has a nice balcony and everything….”

Keith Snyder
Keith Snyder
January 20, 2014 7:59 pm

Caption? Now that’s gonna be tough in light of the possibility that LBJ was involved in MLK’s murder.
Just sayin’
What year is the photo?
card802 I think has a good one.

Keith Snyder
Keith Snyder
January 20, 2014 8:04 pm

Oh and one more thing. Everyone seems to focus on the MLK philandering. Well LBJ is rumored to have died screwing HIS mistress.
And as for the publication of an LBJ bio while his wife was still around-she deserved any possible pain it may have brought her. The woman was a horrid, racist, cretin. And that’s being generous.

DaveL
DaveL
January 20, 2014 8:46 pm

“Martin, I don’t have forty acres and a fucking mule for all your people. How about perpetual food stamps?”

gilberts
gilberts
January 20, 2014 11:48 pm

“So it works like this-you give up all this peachy self-righteous stuff-that’s what we do, anyway-and we’ll keep blacks unemployed, but grant them all sorts of free stuff as long as they will nurture grievances and resentment and threaten white people all the time, keeping the white people too scared of them to ever oppose us and too busy working hard to avoid EVER having to live with them. Pretty cool, huh? And, in return we’ll build a statue of you in China and name at least 1 street in every ghetto after you and some dead guy named Euclid”

Seriously-why are the 2 worst streets in every ghetto MLK and Euclid?

chrsub8rt
chrsub8rt
January 21, 2014 4:44 am

You’re gonna have me killed aren’t you? Son, it’s nothin personal now. All this talk of dreams of peace, love and togetherness is starting to affect people and its making my bosses nervous that you might threaten the war machine somehow. I will promise you this though, we’ll make it quick, do it on a beautiful morning, and blame some dupe cracker for the crime.