QUOTE OF THE DAY – GETTING INTO HEAVEN EDITION

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Posted on 17th April 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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“I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed.  I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

Michael Bloomberg, Billionaire Financier and Master of the Universe, I Have Earned My Place In Heaven

15 Comments
  1. harry p. says:

    “My greatest quality is my humility.”
    ~Fuhrer Bloomberg (not really)~

    17th April 2014 at 6:21 am

  2. Administrator says:

    “Hubris. It means that they never see it coming. That is what makes the reckoning so often spectacular.”

    Jesse

    17th April 2014 at 6:27 am

  3. bb says:

    In ,Christ alone
    Through faith alone
    By grace along =justification ,which means God declares you righteous in his sight because 1.Christ paid the penalty for our sins on the cross (passive obedience)2.Christ obeyed the moral law perfectly and his righteousness is given to all who placed their faith in Him .(active obedience).

    You must believe who Christ is (God in human flesh )and.his work on.the Cross (sacrifice for our sins)
    Got that Jim Q.

    17th April 2014 at 6:51 am

  4. Rich says:

    If the word douchebag didn’t exist it would have to be invented for this guy

    17th April 2014 at 6:53 am

  5. flash says:

    ” Yet it is true, There is a single malignant will which guides all the horrors against us.”
    Ctesiphon

    Awake in the Night Land
    http://www.amazon.com/Awake-Night-Land-John-Wright-ebook/dp/B00JM98V60

    “Never tell a child,‘you have a soul. Teach him, you are a soul; you have a body.’… ” George MacDonald,

    17th April 2014 at 7:04 am

  6. Pete says:

    I think Bloomberg should test his hypothesis immediately.

    17th April 2014 at 8:23 am

  7. Hollow man says:

    His quote of “If there is a God”. That does him in by itself. He has not faith.

    17th April 2014 at 8:49 am

  8. Stucky says:

    Ya’ll need to stop voting down bb’s posts. He speaketh the truth. He is probably the only TBPer going to heaven.

    Ya’ll really need to start imitating his ways.
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    17th April 2014 at 9:36 am

  9. Stucky says:

    For AWD only, who has suffered so much from they-who-have-not-dicks

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    17th April 2014 at 9:39 am

  10. Iska Waran says:

    “when you give alms, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing”. At least Bloomberg never claimed to follow Jesus. I’ve never understood supposed Christian donors who want buildings named after themselves. Bloomberg’s next heaven-earning endeavor is to spend $50 million to try to disarm Americans and leave them at the mercy of the government and copfuks.

    17th April 2014 at 10:08 am

  11. Billy says:

    “Pride. Pride’s a weakness.”

    “Personally, I would prefer stupidity.”

    “Pride will do…”

    - Colonel Ben Martin and Major Jean Villeneuve

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    [15] And the kings of the earth, and the princes, and tribunes, and the rich, and the strong, and every bondman, and every freeman, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of mountains:

    [16] And they say to the mountains and the rocks: Fall upon us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth upon the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb: [17] For the great day of their wrath is come, and who shall be able to stand?

    The Apocalypse Of Saint John, Chapter 6, 15 – 17

    Yep, them rich fuckers best run off and hide… hear that Führer Bloomberg? Go hide your squid ass in a hole somewhere for all the good it will do ya. Pint sized megalomaniac motherfucker that you are…

    17th April 2014 at 10:43 am

  12. AWD says:

    Pride, greed, he thinks he’s God. He’s not going to heaven. Liberals think something is so, just because they say it. There’s a special level in Hell for Jewish liberal billionaires. Bloomy and Soros will be forced to bugger each other 24/7. And Jamie Dimon and Blankfein. It’s be one big Jewish circle-jerk.

    And the whole it easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle, than a rich Jewish man to attain the kingdom of heaven (paraphrased).

    Faster than a bullet
    Socialism scream
    Enraged and full of Liberalism
    He’s half man and Govt. machine
    Rides the Bloomberg monster
    Banning salt and fire
    Closing in on BIG GULP soaring high!!!!!

    He will ban Painkillers
    This is the Painkiller

    Freedoms devastated
    Mankind’s on it’s knees
    A savior comes from out New York
    Regulates breast-milk used to feed
    Global Warming clouds of thunder
    Taxing every dollar bill
    Evils throwing under subway wheels!!!!!

    He will ban Painkillers
    This is the Painkiller

    Faster than a lazer bullet
    Louder than an atom bomb
    Chromium plated government
    Brighter than a thousand suuuuuunnnnns!!!!!(excessive guitar solo to match government spending)
    Flying high on rapture
    No longer free and brave
    Forevermore in bondage
    They’ll be taxed into the grave
    With socialism resurrected
    Forever to survive
    Returns to penthouse office in the sky!!!!!

    He will ban Painkillers
    This is the Painkiller
    Balls of steel Painkiller
    Deadly thrills Painkiller(more excessive guitar solo to match government regulations)

    17th April 2014 at 11:05 am

  13. Charles47 says:

    Mark 10:25
    It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

    17th April 2014 at 4:22 pm

  14. NIck A says:

    AWD – I’d never have thought you’d be a Judas Priest fan!! (I’ve got every one of their albums on Vinyl and on CD!).

    I believe the changes in musical excellence over the ages reflect the downward changes in education and ability too. For example, C17 and C18 saw the age of technical excellence – no “electronics” so those who were expected to produce great music had to be technically impeccable. We see this excellence extended to the orchestral staff too – they HAD to “know their stuff”.

    1960 – 1980? Arrival of affordable electronics, but the musicians still had to have pretty significant skills, and composition was still much in the forefront. The era of such memorable groups as Rush, Motorhead, Hawkwind, Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Led Zep., and Judas Priest to name just a few.

    Fast forward to today? Seems the “big players” are either Rap “Artists”, or those DJ’s who have made themselves a name (and a considerable fortune) on the Night Club circuit doing “Re-Mixes” of pre-existing works, along with a spot of distortion courtesy of today’s electronics. Note that the ability to play an instrument (any instrument) has now become a very non-essential requirement of today’s music scene.

    Yet, there are scores of excellent modern Classical Musicians still “out there”, so maybe there is still hope for mankind!!

    17th April 2014 at 6:42 pm

  15. El ILEGAL says:

    Now Elijah the Tishbite was a prophet from the settlers in Gilead. “I ·serve [I stand before] the Lord, the God of Israel,” Elijah said to Ahab. “As surely as the Lord lives, no dew or rain will fall during the next few years ·unless I command it [except by my word].

    19th April 2014 at 12:05 am

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