QUOTE OF THE DAY – GETTING INTO HEAVEN EDITION

“I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed.  I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

Michael Bloomberg, Billionaire Financier and Master of the Universe, I Have Earned My Place In Heaven

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harry p.
harry p.
April 17, 2014 6:21 am

“My greatest quality is my humility.”
~Fuhrer Bloomberg (not really)~

bb
bb
April 17, 2014 6:51 am

In ,Christ alone
Through faith alone
By grace along =justification ,which means God declares you righteous in his sight because 1.Christ paid the penalty for our sins on the cross (passive obedience)2.Christ obeyed the moral law perfectly and his righteousness is given to all who placed their faith in Him .(active obedience).

You must believe who Christ is (God in human flesh )and.his work on.the Cross (sacrifice for our sins)
Got that Jim Q.

Rich
Rich
April 17, 2014 6:53 am

If the word douchebag didn’t exist it would have to be invented for this guy

flash
flash
April 17, 2014 7:04 am

” Yet it is true, There is a single malignant will which guides all the horrors against us.”
Ctesiphon

Awake in the Night Land

“Never tell a child,‘you have a soul. Teach him, you are a soul; you have a body.’… ” George MacDonald,

Pete
Pete
April 17, 2014 8:23 am

I think Bloomberg should test his hypothesis immediately.

Hollow man
Hollow man
April 17, 2014 8:49 am

His quote of “If there is a God”. That does him in by itself. He has not faith.

Stucky
Stucky
April 17, 2014 9:36 am

Ya’ll need to stop voting down bb’s posts. He speaketh the truth. He is probably the only TBPer going to heaven.

Ya’ll really need to start imitating his ways.
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Stucky
Stucky
April 17, 2014 9:39 am

For AWD only, who has suffered so much from they-who-have-not-dicks

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 17, 2014 10:08 am

“when you give alms, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing”. At least Bloomberg never claimed to follow Jesus. I’ve never understood supposed Christian donors who want buildings named after themselves. Bloomberg’s next heaven-earning endeavor is to spend $50 million to try to disarm Americans and leave them at the mercy of the government and copfuks.

Billy
Billy
April 17, 2014 10:43 am

“Pride. Pride’s a weakness.”

“Personally, I would prefer stupidity.”

“Pride will do…”

– Colonel Ben Martin and Major Jean Villeneuve

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[15] And the kings of the earth, and the princes, and tribunes, and the rich, and the strong, and every bondman, and every freeman, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of mountains:

[16] And they say to the mountains and the rocks: Fall upon us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth upon the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb: [17] For the great day of their wrath is come, and who shall be able to stand?

The Apocalypse Of Saint John, Chapter 6, 15 – 17

Yep, them rich fuckers best run off and hide… hear that Führer Bloomberg? Go hide your squid ass in a hole somewhere for all the good it will do ya. Pint sized megalomaniac motherfucker that you are…

AWD
AWD
April 17, 2014 11:05 am

Pride, greed, he thinks he’s God. He’s not going to heaven. Liberals think something is so, just because they say it. There’s a special level in Hell for Jewish liberal billionaires. Bloomy and Soros will be forced to bugger each other 24/7. And Jamie Dimon and Blankfein. It’s be one big Jewish circle-jerk.

And the whole it easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle, than a rich Jewish man to attain the kingdom of heaven (paraphrased).

Faster than a bullet
Socialism scream
Enraged and full of Liberalism
He’s half man and Govt. machine
Rides the Bloomberg monster
Banning salt and fire
Closing in on BIG GULP soaring high!!!!!

He will ban Painkillers
This is the Painkiller

Freedoms devastated
Mankind’s on it’s knees
A savior comes from out New York
Regulates breast-milk used to feed
Global Warming clouds of thunder
Taxing every dollar bill
Evils throwing under subway wheels!!!!!

He will ban Painkillers
This is the Painkiller

Faster than a lazer bullet
Louder than an atom bomb
Chromium plated government
Brighter than a thousand suuuuuunnnnns!!!!!(excessive guitar solo to match government spending)
Flying high on rapture
No longer free and brave
Forevermore in bondage
They’ll be taxed into the grave
With socialism resurrected
Forever to survive
Returns to penthouse office in the sky!!!!!

He will ban Painkillers
This is the Painkiller
Balls of steel Painkiller
Deadly thrills Painkiller(more excessive guitar solo to match government regulations)

Charles47
Charles47
April 17, 2014 4:22 pm

Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

NIck A
NIck A
April 17, 2014 6:42 pm

AWD – I’d never have thought you’d be a Judas Priest fan!! (I’ve got every one of their albums on Vinyl and on CD!).

I believe the changes in musical excellence over the ages reflect the downward changes in education and ability too. For example, C17 and C18 saw the age of technical excellence – no “electronics” so those who were expected to produce great music had to be technically impeccable. We see this excellence extended to the orchestral staff too – they HAD to “know their stuff”.

1960 – 1980? Arrival of affordable electronics, but the musicians still had to have pretty significant skills, and composition was still much in the forefront. The era of such memorable groups as Rush, Motorhead, Hawkwind, Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Led Zep., and Judas Priest to name just a few.

Fast forward to today? Seems the “big players” are either Rap “Artists”, or those DJ’s who have made themselves a name (and a considerable fortune) on the Night Club circuit doing “Re-Mixes” of pre-existing works, along with a spot of distortion courtesy of today’s electronics. Note that the ability to play an instrument (any instrument) has now become a very non-essential requirement of today’s music scene.

Yet, there are scores of excellent modern Classical Musicians still “out there”, so maybe there is still hope for mankind!!

El ILEGAL
El ILEGAL
April 19, 2014 12:05 am

Now Elijah the Tishbite was a prophet from the settlers in Gilead. “I ·serve [I stand before] the Lord, the God of Israel,” Elijah said to Ahab. “As surely as the Lord lives, no dew or rain will fall during the next few years ·unless I command it [except by my word].