REPUBLICANS FIGHT BACK

With Obama letting 36,000 illegal alien murderers and rapists out of jail so they can vote Democrat in the coming election and get on welfare/SNAP, and with Obama set to let 12 million more “undocumented democrats” into the country so they can vote democrat in the coming election and get on welfare/SNAP, the republicans have finally had enough. They’re started their own voter recruitment.

Republicans start Euro-Caucasian voter registration drive

Latino voting advocacy group La Raza has begun registering millions of Latinos to vote in the United States. La Raza claims as many as 11 million Latinos in America have not been registered to vote (It is unclear if these Latinos are American citizens or not; like it matters.)

A La Raza spokesperson says that polls indicate Latinos are “the decisive voting group that moved the presidential election in favor of the Democratic Party.” 11 million new Democrat voters can’t be wrong: If you don’t support them, you’re a racist. Enter the GOP.

In order to combat this influx of Democrat voters, the Republican party has plans to ship in millions of white, disenfranchised Europeans to receive their human right to vote in America.

Once Euro-Caucasians heard about this new Republican voter registration drive, the Euro-Caucasians took to the streets of Europe to make their voices heard:

• Icelandic national Bjorn Bjornsson says, “It has always been my dream, as a seasonal migrant architectural engineer, to vote in the United States as an Icelandic citizen. Once I register to vote, I will bring my entire family to the United States, and then produce one anchor baby.”

• British citizen Allistair Ainsley Sterling-Wallace enthused: “We are all so excited to become American voters and to vote for the Republican Party, as British citizens! We will bring our British flag and wave it proudly. After working under-the-table a few months, we plan on sending all money earned back to Great Britain (tax free.)”

• Norwegian national Astrid Dagmar Kristensen exclaimed, “Thank you, Republican party, for believing in our Right to Vote! We have been suppressed for so long. All that remains is for you to return the northeastern portion of the United States back to us, its rightful owners. Also, we expect full welfare, health and in-state tuition benefits. In return, we promise to faithfully support Paul Ryan and Michele Bachmann.”

Once the Democrat party found out about this Republican malfeasance, they vowed to do all they could to prevent the boat of Euro-Caucasians from docking at port in Boston. White House spokesperson Jay Carney said, “It would be a danger to our national security to allow Euro-Caucasians into the country unfettered. Besides, we all know that they are only being brought here to vote Republican, illegally.”

Democrat representative Sheila Jackson-Lee claimed, “There are not enough entitlement resources to provide for minorities plus the Euro-Caucasians. This boat of Euro-Caucasians will be the straw to break the camel’s back. Once the Euro-Caucasians become entrenched in the voting process, they will vote for the entitlements to be returned to them instead of minorities. This is unfair, because the Euro-Caucasians do not have brown skin.”

This racist voter registration drive by the Republicans must be stopped, before Republicans illegally take the senate in 2014, and before they prevent Obama from seizing his third term in 2016.

The Republicans plan to bus Euro-Caucasians in to precincts that have no voter ID laws, such as locations where all a voter has to do is state their address, then sign their name in a log book.

This voter log book was kept in an insecure location, where any Euro-Caucasian could steal someone’s vote:

Here is another voter log book in Racine County, Wisconsin. After the voter signs the log book, the poll worker then hands them a ballot, without even glancing at the signature.

A U.S. District Judge in Wisconsin assured us that, “(Almost) no voter impersonation occurs in Wisconsin and it is exceedingly unlikely that voter impersonation will become a problem in Wisconsin in the foreseeable future.” It’s hard to understand how the judge knows this, but we’ll take his word for it. Sounds like voter fraud couldn’t be easier.

The Euro-Caucasians won’t be bussed in to vote at this location, where ID is checked: