Ground Control to Captain Zhou Xiaochuan

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

Why would anybody suppose that the Peoples Bank of China might want to tell the truth about anything that was within their power to lie about? Especially the soundness of any loan portfolio vested unto the grasp of its tentacles? Of course, most of what China has done in speeding toward the wall of financial crack-up, it learned from watching US bankers slime their way into Too Big To Fail nirvana — most particularly the array of swindles, dodges, and frauds constructed in the half-light of shadow banking to hedge the sudden, catastrophic appearance of reality-based price discovery.

When so many loans end up networked as collateral in some kind of bet against previous bets against other previous bets, you can be sure that cascading contagion will follow. And so that is exactly what’s happening as China’s rocket ride into Modernity falls back to earth. Like most historical fiascos, it seemed like a good idea at the time: take a nation of about a billion people living in the equivalent of the Twelfth Century, introduce the magic of money printing, spend a gazillion of it on CAT and Kubota earth-moving machines, build the biggest cement industry the world has ever seen, purchase whole factory set-ups, and flood the rest of the world with stuff. Then the trouble starts when you try to defeat the business cycles associated with over-production and saturated markets.

Poor China and poor us. Escape velocity has failed. Which raises the question: escape from what, exactly? Answer: the implacable limits of life on earth. The metaphor for all this, of course, is the old journey-into-space idea, which still persists in the salesmanship of Elon Musk, the ragged remnants of NASA, and even the nightmares of Stephen Hawking. Get off this messed-up home planet and light out of the territories, say Mars. Of course, this is a vain and stupid idea, since we already have a planet engineered to perfection for all the life systems associated with the human project. We just can’t respect its limits.

So now, that dynamic duo, Nature and Reality, the actual owners of the planet, have showed up to read the riot act to the renters throwing a wild party. The fourth and perhaps ultimate financial crisis of the last twenty years begins to express itself in terms that only the raptors and vultures can see from on high. George Soros, Kyle Bass, and the other flocking shadow banking scavengers prepare to short the living shit out of the old Middle Kingdom. The immortal words of G.W. Bush ring in their ears: “This sucker is going down,” and they are sure to win big by betting on the obvious. Trouble is, this sucker could go down so much further than they imagined, that whatever fortunes they gain from its descent will be foiled by the destruction of the very economic system needed for them to enjoy their gains.

For instance, when banking systems go down, governments usually follow, and when governments go down, societies often unravel. It doesn’t take a great effort of imagination to see China’s one party politburo leadership machine lose the respect of its governed masses, and then its control of events, followed by a Great Struggle among the regions and factions to restore some kind of order. And when the smoke clears there will a whole lot of nearly worthless concrete and steel, and a vast loss of notional wealth, and China will be lucky to land back in some approximation of the Twelfth Century.

It must be interesting for China to watch the horrifying disintegration of America’s political party structure currently on view, with the mad bull called Trump rampaging across the land and the designated inevitable Mz It’s-My-Turn hijacking her collective for the greater glory of Goldman Sachs. The last time China got the vapors politically — the so-called Cultural Revolution of the 1960s — the country went batshit crazy. Surely some of the ruling party remembers that with requisite terror.

Or maybe this is China and the USA’s Thelma and Louise moment. Pedal to the metal, they drive into the abyss of history holding hands. Remember, audiences loved that!

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flash
flash
February 1, 2016 11:25 am

“with the mad bull called Trump rampaging across the land” sez the sackless metrosexual who admittedly voted for Obunghole, not once but twice.Obviously shitheads never learn from experience.

There more to Trump than that gibbering fece flingers like Kuntster care to know and will ever admit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NfocRXM30U&feature=em-subs_digest

Persnickety
Persnickety
February 1, 2016 12:12 pm

I mostly read JHK for the bad analogies, aspirational word choice*, and most of all, the constant belittling of anyone who isn’t an East Coast Intellectual ™.

*attempts at intellect signalling that flop.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
February 1, 2016 1:06 pm

Ol’ Klingster is afraid Trump will force him to watch NASCAR for hours on end at the interment camp .

diogenes
diogenes
February 1, 2016 4:16 pm

I can’t take this guy seriously after that bloomberg asslicking article he wrote.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
February 1, 2016 6:10 pm

Funny comments.

I just finished reading The History of the Future, the third and final installment of his World Made by Hand series, sort of post apocalyptic/post peak oil novels set in Upstate NY. I’ve enjoyed the story up until the last one went full retard with a new confederacy called Foxfire, led by a Dolly Parton type celebrity who still manages to run stock car races when she’s not bent on the genocide of – well you can guess. It was like a reverse Turner Diaries. There’s also a local guy, Andrew, who aside from being described as a polymath, artist, gardener,closeted homosexual, a dandy of the literary scene from New York City, who, after prognosticating the end of oil before the great collapse moved to the sleepy little town of Union Grove where the story is set.

I got a little bit of a vibe that he was based on JHK. He’s also great at coming up for names of the hard ciders, beers and distilled spirits of the future which seem to inhabit every page of his novels.

I feel bad for him. He’s in a precarious position. He hates the kind of people he knows that we need if we are ever to have a “world made by hand” but he understands that they are the only way out, so he has to make some kind of peace with them.

Unforgettable
Unforgettable
February 1, 2016 6:16 pm

Sounds like it could be a great series on AMC, with even better ratings than Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead. You never know….

Suzanna
Suzanna
February 1, 2016 7:48 pm

I read his books/4th is coming up in April….

He doesn’t have to be so mean…it makes him seem
so very small.

HSF…K is likely experimenting with micro brewing
on the side. lol
He does have a beauty of a hen house.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
February 1, 2016 11:15 pm

But I thought “Globull Warming” was a hoax? What’s this “limits” shit?

I. C.
I. C.
February 2, 2016 6:16 am

Every time I read the Kunt I am reminded of his desperation to redeem himself.

It’s still not working.