BUY THE F#$ING DIP YOU F#$ING IDIOT

Hat tip to Smokey for the best explanation of what Ben Bernanke and the Federal Reserve and your Government leaders are attempting to do. From www.zerohedge.com.

The “Buy The Dip” Scheme Explained

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/01/2010 23:13 -0500

Just because a cartoon can explain QE and POMO better than the mainstream media and blogosphere combined, here is all you needed to know about making money. In short: “Buy the fucking dip.” And, h.m.m.m., this is not PG-13.

 
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Dave
Dave
December 2, 2010 11:09 am

I buy the fucking dips on oil and gas only.

Tampa Gold
Tampa Gold
December 2, 2010 11:13 am

Buy the fucking AG AU dips.

Smokey
Smokey
December 2, 2010 8:02 pm

LLPOH, Stuck, Punk——Watch this video.

Punk in Drublic
Punk in Drublic
December 2, 2010 9:30 pm

Smokey
Way back in February I got an account at wallstreetsurvivor, its a pretend trading trading site. Just for shits and giggles. They start you off with a hundred grand of pretend money. Currently I have lost $17,261.79 in my imaginary portfolio.
I bought a thousand pretend shares of Imperial Sugar at $16.50 and it promptly dropped to something like $10 and change. Hasn’t recovered yet. I also lost a boat load shorting the banks back in early march. I thought about just doing whatever Jim Cramer told me to but I have yet to last more than 20 minutes watching his show. I haven’t really touched the account in months.
I will adjust my trading strategy directly.

Smokey
Smokey
December 2, 2010 9:37 pm

Punk—–Wise of you to do it with pretend money instead of E Pluribas Unum.

llpoh
llpoh
December 2, 2010 10:16 pm

Smokey – I am video challenged at the moment. Will get to it asap.

Punk : I will get back to poke yur face shortly.

Opinionated Bloviator
Opinionated Bloviator
December 3, 2010 12:32 am

Must buy dip, MUST find greater fool. Need brains, bbbraainssss…..

eugend66
eugend66
December 3, 2010 8:36 am

….. And after some brain grows, you sell and stay the fuck out.