The Lansdale Crusaders showed up with a chip on their shoulders last night. The Hatboro-Horsham Hatters didn’t know what hit them. It was a shooting gallery as the Crusaders treated them like Muslim infidels. The first goal was set up by Kevin Quinn as his shot was redirected into the net by Anthony Valerio, who ended up with a hat trick on the night. With the game still tense in the 3rd period and LC up 4 to 2, Kevin Quinn scored the 5th goal to drive a stake into their hearts. While still out on the ice for the next shift, two seperate HH players tried to take runs at Quinn. He flattened them both with shoulders to their chops. Administrator may have celebrated excessively in order to rub it in to the dickhead HH parents surrounding him at the game.
Tonight is for all the marbles.
HHES
SHSHL Ice Hockey Class A Finals: LC ties series with Hatboro-Horsham
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 11:23 pm
WARMINSTER — Anthony Valerio scored a hat trick Wednesday and goalie Ben Mills turned aside 23 Hatboro-Horsham shots on goal, as Lansdale Catholic defeated the Hatters, 5-2, in game two of the best-of-three Suburban High School Hockey League Class A Finals at Bucks County Ice.
The win evens the series at 1-1, with the third and deciding game to be played at Bucks County Ice tonight at 7 p.m.
You should bring this post to the rink tonight and hand it out to the infidel parents. That will set the tone.
Is he ready for the Flyers yet? I’ll tell my nephew to check him out..
CONGRATS TO YOU, AVALON, AND KEVIN.
Time to man up tonight. No fucking prisoners.
Now, if the impossible happens, the inconceivable, and the Crusaders lose tonight, you need to come back on this board like a man and say they kicked our asses. They sent us, the beaten curs, home to lick our wounds all fucking year long, because we pussied out and lost. When push came to shove, they showed us curs what real winners look like. We choked. We took the fucking gas. We ate shit.
The bullshit stops tonight.
The only question that remains is:
ARE THE LANDSDALE CRUSADERS CHAMPIONS OR CURS ?
STAY TUNED.
Smokey
The Quotes of the Day should do the trick. Kevin will read them and become a man tonight.
Jim,
A poster named Outrah is posting porn on your site. He needs his IP banned, and this comment deleted.
Thank you.
Smokey
That wasn’t porn. I now require all new female members to post nude photographs of themselves.
They were damn ugly. I’ve kicked far nicer out of my bed.
Shit, you need some sort of standards or threshold. You can’t let just any old drawmouth sign up and start firing away. We need primo babes here.
Dave
We’ll try college hockey first and the Flyers can sign him after he gets his degree.
I guess you could say the “Mad” Hatters were a bit upset??
Hah hah hah. Thank you! I’ll be hear all night. Really, I’m homeless – I’ve got no place to go.
@Admin: Well, if you are going to require nude pix of the female posters then we female posters will require nude pix of YOU GUYS. After all, since we are such stunning examples of the perfect female form, we can’t be seen associating with anything less than the most perfect of male bodies, heh.
I am rooting for your son’s team, hope they wipe the ice with the HHHs. Winning isn’t the only thing, it is EVERYTHING. Betcha didn’t think I would say that. The most important thing is for Moms and Dads to support their kids. Losing is probably a better learning experience, like how to beat the bastards the next time.
Do they offer hockey scholarships? There are 50 unclaimed full scholarships for women’s golf in Texas every year, and although my daughter is a natural, she wasn’t interested.
HZK
Kevin might be a better golfer than hockey player. Any golf scholarships for boys in Texas?
Hope,
Since you asked, here’s a picture of me and the guys
Hope,
Since you asked, here’s a picture of me and the guys I work with.
Smokey
You’ve put on some weight.
@Smokey: Good try but no cylindrical smoking thing. Here’s the gals I work with:
http://www.howarddavidjohnson.com/beautiful-women.htm
(the gal on the winged horse and wearing the horned hat is me)
@HZK: No. Golf scholarships for boys are highly competitive and your little guy has to be golfing since age 2 to have a prayer. For the girls, to get one, all you have to do is hit the fucking golf ball off the tee 50 yards and they sign you up for a full 4 year ride.
Bzzt…right answer Jim.
HZK,
Nice.