SMOKEY’S COUNTDOWN TO IMMINENT ARMAGEDDON

As everyone knows, the date is September 28, 2011. Sometime in the next three days the Muslim terrorists roaming our lands will unleash a massive attack on the U.S. Picture mushroom clouds and death and destruction on an epic scale. It is a stone cold lock to happen. It is imminent. Has Smokey ever been wrong before? Below is a countdown clock. I suggest you check this post frequently over the next few days to watch the countdown to imminent Armageddon.

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Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 9:03 pm

See flash, you take off and another charter member of your club shows up to back you.

Shit, he could even have helped you “no wholes barred”.

DavosSherman
DavosSherman
September 28, 2011 9:08 pm

Dave, that is Smokey’s idea of a 2 trillion dollar “embassy” and those pilots, navigators and bombarders are “ambassadors” delivering “kind words” in 156 out of 198 countries.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 9:08 pm

Smokey – sorry I am out of touch. Youu know better than 1) to fight with flash as all you get back is pages of the dictionary and 2) to attach specific dates to predictions. Remind Adminn how his prediction of a US led war in the middle east before the last congressional elections is working out for him. I am still waiting to see that one come to pass.

Dave Doe
Dave Doe
September 28, 2011 9:13 pm

Davos,

LOL, I guess he could have gone for DaisyCutter for more flair but it all makes sense now.

Spreading the gospel world wide. Gotta love it.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 9:15 pm

Colma – ggod idea to stay on Smokey’s good side. But for fuck sake do not feed the flash – it only encourages him.

I am only able to follow this thread in general terms. However, their certainly seems to be a lot of pussies hanging around. Grow some hair on your balls y’all.

Buckhed
Buckhed
September 28, 2011 9:15 pm

Flash…I’ve said many times we should have a National Holiday for John Wilkes Boothe …..He gave Lincoln what he deserved…a bullet in the back of the head !

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 28, 2011 9:19 pm

Davos dared not show up until it felt safe.

Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 9:21 pm

llpoh,

You missed a couple of thermonuclear threads while you were away.

I had to fight solo, but I still routed the opposition with stunning ease despite going against about eight of them myself.

If you had been here to help me, it would have been a laugher.

Despite my overwhelming success solo, I look forward to your full time return.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 9:25 pm

Back next week. Let them quake in fearful anticipation.

Dave Doe
Dave Doe
September 28, 2011 9:30 pm

LLPOH what does LLPOH stand for. Lots of Luck Phising for Halibut?

Can you provide any football picks we can bet against. That would be the most helpful thing for Smokey right now.

DavosSherman
DavosSherman
September 28, 2011 9:32 pm

“Davos dared not show up until it felt safe.”

Fuck that assinine sound.

I did some work today after pinning Smokey’s chest down with my knees like some dickhead NYC Pig. Where the fuck were you yesterday when the Smokester was calling 3 wars and massive military occupation in 156 out of 198 countries “embassies”?

Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 9:32 pm

I will say this in all honesty and sincerity.

If I even knew where to find that kind of sick shit on the web, I would consider myself in deep need of psychiatric evaluation.

You may as well post dog dicks here.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 9:34 pm

Admin – envious aren’t you. How is that prediction going by the way. I haven’t forgot that one. I distinctly remember calling bs.

Smokey doesn’t need help. He will get it anyway. Let the cowering commence.

Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 9:39 pm

Life Liberty Pursuit of Happiness,

I beat these curs beyond recognition yesterday and today. They were begging for mercy, but the beatdown was vicious and relentless. For a change, the Administrator was not getting the worst of it. He knew from past experience what would happen if he went all in, so he steered clear.

I was constantly waiting for him to tell me, “Lay off, Smokey. It’s not worth it. You’re going to kill them all. Please Smokey, I’m begging you, there will be nothing left. Think of their families. “

Dave Doe
Dave Doe
September 28, 2011 9:40 pm

To cancel out the shit above. That shit is bad karma – even for Smokey and LLPOH.

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llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 9:41 pm

Admin – you. Said the U0s would create the conflict. Bad call there.

Smokey – admin has flash to back him up. Nice. Tells you all you need to know re who is winning.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 9:43 pm

“The US”

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 28, 2011 9:45 pm

Just keeping the peace, llpoh…. let us know how the exploits on the high seas went later… and as I always say, don’t ask us to smell your finger.

Admin: Isn’t it bed time? Not the image to retire to.

Davos: I lurked yesterday and, as usual, watched as Smokey dispached a horde of hippy curs with ease.Good try, but heart and ferocity won the day.

DavosSherman
DavosSherman
September 28, 2011 9:47 pm

“I beat these curs beyond recognition yesterday and today. They were begging for mercy, but the beatdown was vicious and relentless.”

And carpet bombing 2 year olds is doing peace work from the embassy.

Proof that there are 4 categories “people” fall into:

1.) The Delusional
2.) The Pessimist
3.) The Realist
4.) The Optimist

And I can always spot the Delusinalist because they mistake the Realist for the Pessimist and try to turn them into an Optimist.

AWD
AWD
September 28, 2011 9:48 pm

Which one of you is da bitch?

Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 9:48 pm

LLPOH,

The Administrator had MANY to hide behind while you were away.

Platopubics, Davos, flash, TeresaE, Stuck and several more.

Hey, they wanted some. They got some.

Buddabull
Buddabull
September 28, 2011 9:49 pm

The fuse has been lit. They need every diversion that they could think of to keep the people from seeing what is really going on. South America is looking better everyday.

Dave Doe
Dave Doe
September 28, 2011 9:49 pm

I still have a bad taste in my mouth. Let’s try this — grrrrhhrhhh. Yes, that’s better.
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llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 9:51 pm

Man I cannot wait til I get my hands on a computer. Interesting Admin has ready access to. Those pics. Perhaps he subscribves to Twinkies R Us. Admin has decided that rather than face up to his bad calls himself he will mislead and post gay porn. Good. I know now that the gloves are off. No rules – my favorite. It will be ball kicking time soon enough. Better wear a cuup.

AWD
AWD
September 28, 2011 9:52 pm

DD:

Pictures of chicks don’t get rid of cock-breath.

Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 9:53 pm

LLPOH,

I’ve never had to straighten out Davos before.

But, hey. He wanted to dance so we danced.

He’ll be having nightmares and waking in cold sweats reliving the savage pummeling for months.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 9:58 pm

Does Mrs Admin know about your gay porn stash?

Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 10:00 pm

LLPOH,

Administrator talks about man-love.

It was a disgrace that all these curs had their tongues out fighting over who had first dibs on ramming it up Ron Paul’s hershey highway.

I mean, there were about eight or ten of them sucking Ron Paul’s shriveled pecker right here on this site. And the hell of it is, they ALL think Ron Paul can win.

And I’d fuck with ’em about how RP has no chance, and then they’d get delirious and rabid. It was a fucking scream. You missed some fun.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 10:08 pm

Mewthinks Admin is preoccupied with gay stuff. A bit closeted maybe?

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 10:13 pm

When admin dreams of RP I wonder who is on top.

It is pitiful he thinks RP can win. Even RP knows better. Talk about a man crush.

Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 10:13 pm

llpoh,

There does seem to be an obsession there.

I’d bet he’d come out of the closet for Ron Paul.

In a New York second.

Smokey
Smokey
September 28, 2011 10:15 pm

10:13 pm Both barrels.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 10:18 pm

I forgot – go Eagles. Bwahahaha. Perhaps if they had paid Vick a few more million it would have made a difference. Always a good idea to give a ghetto rat lots of money. It really motivates them.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 10:32 pm

Romo sucks but they are still 2 and 1.

llpoh
llpoh
September 28, 2011 11:25 pm

Decision decisions – would I rather have a choke aerist or a whiny never won nothing felon with the morals of a guuer rat and an oversized contract guaranteed to result in demotivating him. Hmmm. I will take. Romo. But I would rather have Colt McCoy.

matt
matt
September 28, 2011 11:27 pm

Admin is beating down smokester and llpoh with a flurry of lefts and rights. llpoh is furiously paddling back to shore to help ol’ man smoke locate his missing eyeball from the beating. what will happen next?

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 29, 2011 1:21 am

SSS:

Be wary, Salma, and women in general are not easy to forget infidelity of any sort.

Admin, llpoh:

You’re smoking stanky digity-dank. You can take it to the bank:

49ers +10 on the Eagles this weekend.

Mortal Lock.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 29, 2011 1:37 am

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“Giada? How could you, SSS, HOW COULD YOU?”

flash
flash
September 29, 2011 6:23 am

It does seem that the asshole that be are gearing We the US for a real hot war @ the tops of the world.
For the simpletons that think the military has the nations best interest at heart, here how it workz.
The military is controlled by politicians who are themselves controlled by corporations which profit off the war via weapons sales and resource access.
Don’t take my word for it?How about the word of a Two-Time Congressional Medal of Honor Recipient ,Major General Smedley D. Butler”
WAR IS A RACKET
http://www.lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm
Always has been.

And we are just pawns in the game ….expendable if you will.
As my drill Sergeant once said, it’s mind over matter, I don’t mind and you don’t matter.

Check out Eric Margolis , on the next big ass smoker. …hand in glove with PCR’s gist, something is cookin’ and it don’t smell all that great.

Forget Libya or Syria. Worry About Kashmir!

by Eric Margolis

Recently by Eric Margolis: Take Up the White Man’s Burden

Does anyone remember Kashmir? Well, we certainly should. If nuclear war ever breaks out, the most likely place would be in Kashmir.

The fabled state of Kashmir lies in majestic isolation amid the towering mountain ranges of the Himalayas and Karakoram that separate the torrid plains of north India from the steppes and deserts of Central Asia.

Nineteenth Century geopoliticians called Kashmir one of the world’s primary strategic pivots. My book War at the Top of the World was written to help warn of the manifest dangers coming from this complex, little-known confrontation which is the world’s longest running border conflict.

The state human rights commission of the Indian-ruled portion of divided Kashmir just reported its investigators had found 2,156 bodies buried in unmarked graves in 38 different locations. Most were young men. Many bore bullets wounds.

Grisly and horrifying as this discovery was, there was hardly a peep from India’s allies, notably the United States and Britain, who have raised such a hue and cry over alleged civilian deaths in Libya, Iran and Syria. India shrugged off the report.

There may be many more bodies to be found. Most, or all, were the product of the decades-old uprising by Kashmir’s Muslim majority against often brutal Indian rule that the outside world has largely ignored.

Historic Kashmir, with its distinctive Indo-European and Tibetan-Mongol peoples, has ended up divided between three nations: India, Pakistan, and China.

Some nine million Kashmiris live in the Indian-ruled two thirds of Kashmir; over three million in the Pakistani portion, known as “Azad Kashmir,” or in Pakistan proper, and small numbers in the frigid, 15,000-20,000 ft high Aksai Chin plateau which is controlled by China.

Kashmir’s Tibetan-race people mostly live in Indian-controlled Ladakh, long called “Little Tibet.” There, Tibetan culture has fared far better under Indian rule than in Chinese-ruled Tibet.

When Imperial Britain divided India in 1947, the Hindu maharaja of Kashmir opted to join the new Indian Union. But 77% of his people were Muslim (20% were Hindu, 3% Sikh and Buddhist). Muslim Kashmiris wanted to join newly-created Pakistan. Fighting erupted. India and Pakistan rushed in troops.

The cease-fire line that ended the fighting has become the de facto border between the Indian and Pakistani ruled parts of Kashmir. India claims all of Kashmir, including Chinese-occupied Aksai Chin. Pakistan also claims all of Kashmir. In 1948, the United Nations called for a plebiscite in Kashmir to decide this issue. Pakistan accepted; India refused the UN resolution.

India and Pakistan have fought three full-scale wars over Kashmir and innumerable border clashes, some of which I have witnessed. Last week, three Pakistani soldiers were killed on Kashmir’s de facto border (called the Line of Control) by Indian fire.

Today, hundreds of thousands of Pakistani and Indian troops confront one another on Kashmir’s cease-fire line, and further south in the plains of Punjab. They are backed by growing numbers of tactical nuclear weapons that are on a three-minute hair-trigger alert, making Kashmir the world’s most dangerous border.

Kashmiri Muslims have resisted Indian rule since 1947. In the early 1990’s, massive uprisings erupted against Indian rule, which was enforced by 500,000 troops and ill-disciplined paramilitary police. Pakistan’s intelligence service, ISI, began training Kashmir “mujahidin” and sending them across the border to reinforce the uprising. But Pakistan’s covert support waned after 9/11.

Indian authorities blamed the uprising on “cross-border terrorism.” Indian security forces struck back with maximum brutality, leading India’s human rights groups to denounce the repression.

Muslim villages were burned; suspects were tortured; Muslim women were gang-raped by Indian border police; large numbers of young Muslim men were taken from villages and simply disappeared.

Now we know where they went – filling many of the unmarked graves discovered last month.

An estimated 80,000 Kashmiris have so far died in the uprising, the majority Muslims. Muslims also committed bloody atrocities against Hindus and Sikhs. Now, Indian rights groups are demanding that India’s high courts investigate the crimes that have been committed in Kashmir, put an end to them, and punish the guilty parties.

Continued selective moral outrage on our part is unacceptable. India’s allies must encourage Delhi to face this ugly issue and end this blight on India’s democracy and good name. The outside world has to tell Delhi that if it wants to be a respected world power and have a seat on the UN Security Council, it must end the killing and torture in Kashmir. Pakistan must be reminded to stop stirring the pot.

Resolving the Kashmir dispute will eliminate the gravest danger faced by mankind: an India-Pakistan nuclear exchange that could kill an estimated 2 million initially, 100 million thereafter, and spread clouds of radioactive dust around the globe.

Kashmir has poisoned relations between sister nations Pakistan and India who are hopelessly locked in this sterile conflict. Desperately poor India and Pakistan waste tens of billions on military spending because of Kashmir. Clever Indian diplomacy has long kept the Kashmir conflict in the shadows.

Time now for the world to get involved. The solution: let all the borders fade away. Turn Kashmir into an autonomous, demilitarized free trade zone.

September 7, 2011

Eric Margolis [send him mail] is the author of War at the Top of the World and the new book, American Raj: Liberation or Domination?: Resolving the Conflict Between the West and the Muslim World. See his website.

Copyright © 2011 Eric Margolis

flash
flash
September 29, 2011 6:39 am

Them game is on.It’s the Collectivist’s Uncle Tom against the Fascist’s Uncle Tom.
Dueling Uncle Tom’s
.A win ,win situation for the corporatist.
Smacks of Deliverance to me.

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flash
flash
September 29, 2011 7:10 am

This is whats it’s all about.An, as the availability of oil becomes even more scarce, the fight will become desperate to the point of anyhting goes and beyond.

published in 1928.The truth never goes out of style.
http://yamaguchy.com/library/denny/denny_index.html

We Fight For Oil.
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Novista
Novista
September 29, 2011 7:38 am

Don’t Accuse Me of “Blaming America” When I Blame the Government
By Robert Higgs

http://www.campaignforliberty.com/article.php?view=1279

[snip]
People accused of blaming America are commonly called “America haters.”

Although this riposte to criticism is the rhetorical tactic of first resort for the more simple-minded, flag-waving species of self-anointed patriots, it is by no means their exclusive property. Neocons writing in such elevated outlets as the New York Times and the Washington Post have not been bashful about smearing their critics as people who “blame America.

As for me, a definition of terms would be useful … maybe America =
geographical area?
population of 310,000,000?
a mythical country that was always good and pure like you were told in school?
neocon paradise?

or … a once and future republic …

honest enough to admit its mistakes and with enough integrity to rise above them.

TeresaE
TeresaE
September 29, 2011 8:08 am

SSS, I’ll second your Giada, hot and can cook.

Hell, I’d do her and I don’t swing that way!

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
September 29, 2011 8:48 am

My only problem with Gaida is that it is hard to trust a skinny cook. Her food is kind of la-de-dah.

Now Paula Dean, ya buddy, that is a woman who can cook – and looks like she enjoys her own cooking. My coronary arteries start to spasm just reading her recipes!

Ahem. Back to topic.

Perhaps Smokey’s countdown clock has something to do with this:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/09/hezballah_cells_active_worldwide_including_in_us.html

“The radicals ruling Iran, ever since the Islamic Revolution, have invested heavily to expand their field of operations in Europe and America. I witnessed their activities when, as a member of the Revolutionary Guards, I was also a CIA spy. Every Iranian embassy, Islamic cultural centers, mosques, offices of Iran Air, Iranian shipping lines, Iranian banks, and many front companies dealing with Iran are being used by the Iranian Quds Forces and intelligence agency for recruitment, transfer of arms and cash, and terrorist activities.

They have successfully placed many cells in Europe and, through ties with the Hugo Chávez government in Venezuela, have placed hundreds of Quds Force members along with Hezb’allah terrorists in front companies in Venezuela. Iran has set up an explosives lab in Venezuela for its cells with the knowledge of the Chávez government. In return, the Iranian regime has given hundreds of millions of dollars to Chávez.

These cells, through collaboration with drug cartels, have infiltrated Latin America and have even set up shop in Mexico, from where, in a coordinated effort, they are infiltrating the United States.”

Perhaps that is why Big Sis and the fed.gov are conducting these types of exercises:

Front Page News

“The exercise was the not the first time D.C. has tested its emergency response. In May, the city ran a drill centered around a “man-made” catastrophe. West says the May exercise exposed the need to have a number of organizations outside the realm of public safety trained on how to react in the wake of a disaster. ”

Just so you know.

eugend66
eugend66
September 29, 2011 9:36 am

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flash
flash
September 29, 2011 9:41 am

@ JQ,
It’s like a global dating game wherein the USA get sto pick,from behind the curtain, the next new coterie with whom we must ally or else!
Oh lookee, Pakistanis now want a piece of We the US! Those damn fools, don’t they know, the Empire always strikes first…..OK , but only after a false flag Op.

@ Hope,
Yet, where is the proof of Mr. Cloak and Dagger’s claims that Iran will eat our goats?
Just because this clown has on a mask does not make him a super-hero.

SMOKEY’S COUNTDOWN TO IMMINENT ARMAGEDDON

Are We At War With Pakistan?

Seems like it…
by Justin Raimondo, September 26, 2011
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In the days before the Empire, generals – particularly Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs – kept their mouths shut. The Founders’ justified fears of military intrusion into the political realm were still present in the American consciousness, and the idea that an American general might try to influence policy directly, by making public statements on controversial political topics, was considered outside the norm. Today, however, no one is shocked by Admiral Mullen’s testimony before the Senate Armed Services Committee that we are, for all intents and purposes, already at war with Pakistan:

“Extremist organizations serving as proxies of the government of Pakistan are attacking Afghan troops and civilians as well as U.S. soldiers. For example, we believe the Haqqani Network – which has long enjoyed the support and protection of the Pakistani government and is, in many ways, a strategic arm of Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence Agency – is responsible for the September 13th attacks against the U.S. Embassy in Kabul.

“There is ample evidence confirming that the Haqqanis were behind the June 28th attack against the Inter-Continental Hotel in Kabul and the September 10th truck bomb attack that killed five Afghans and injured another 96 individuals, 77 of whom were U.S. soldiers. History teaches us that it is difficult to defeat an insurgency when fighters enjoy a sanctuary outside national boundaries, and we are seeing this again today. The Quetta Shura and the Haqqani Network are hampering efforts to improve security in Afghanistan, spoiling possibilities for broader reconciliation, and frustrating U.S.-Pakistan relations. The actions by the Pakistani government to support them – actively and passively – represent a growing problem that is undermining U.S. interests and may violate international norms, potentially warranting sanction. In supporting these groups, the government of Pakistan, particularly the Pakistani Army, continues to jeopardize Pakistan’s opportunity to be a respected and prosperous nation with genuine regional and international influence.”

If the evidence is so “ample,” why didn’t Mullen reveal any of it during the course of his testimony? It’s “classified,” which means we ordinary mortals aren’t entitled to see it: we just have to take their word for it. In this context, however, their word isn’t worth a hill of beans.

Smokey
Smokey
September 29, 2011 10:15 am

Hope,

Terrific article.

But unfortunately that does not support the agenda of the Hate-America crowd so it will be summarily dismissed as a fairy tale.

Of course lies will be used to refute your article.

There is a part of society, I call them the Hate-America members, who would much prefer to climb up a tree and tell a lie, than to stand on the ground and tell the truth.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
September 29, 2011 10:35 am

OOOooo. I am being drawn into a proxy war between the neocon viewpoint of this R. Kahlili guy versus the liberal/antiwar views of Jeft Stein (who writes for the NYT, Wash Post, the Nation) versus the conservative-paleo-libertarian views of Justin Raimondo.

Just like our country seems to be drawn into a new ME conflict these days.

What’s a girl to believe?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Stein_(author)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Raimondo
No wiki entry for Reza Kahlili,, strange.