Reminiscing

Just thought I would wander down memory lane a bit, in response to the Admin’s “How Time Flies” article. So much has happened over the years on TBP, and some of it has been funny, some of it has been infuriating, some of it has been sad.

Some of my favorite memories are the fights the Admin and I have had. They started off, generally as a bit of fun, and escalated into full-blown nuclear wars. Perhaps the most memorable was over the OWS movement. Admin was a fan, and me, not so much. I considered them a bunch of lazy, thumb-wearing good for nothing pussies that would have no impact and opined that the movement would fade away quickly. Admin thought they were doing God’s work, and that it could be a defining moment. He has always been a grand dreamer (no sarcasm intended). Here is where I would say, if I were the gloating type, that time has proved me right (not like that would be any big surprise, I am sure), but I am not that type.

There have been a couple of times where I have sent him entirely over the edge, and times where I have stormed off the site (for a good hour or two) having vowed to myself never to return. Man, who would have thought a website could get a person revved up that much.

We TBPers have witnessed the police come for our beloved Stucky. I was a bit concerned for the old fella, as the police sometimes lack a sense of humor. We have seen Stuck go through some difficult times, and always bounce back on top of the heap. He too has stomped off in a fit a time or two, but the place is too addictive.

When AWD arrived, me and Smokey beat him without mercy for days on end. Eventually, he came to thrive, and is invaluable around here, at least in my opinion.

SSS has waged war against the legalize drugs mob for years, and has brutalized all and sundry re nuclear energy. Some of those fights dragged on for days. I tried to stay out of those, as any mis-step was truly punished. He is indeed one of the biggest of the dogs.

Muck and Kill Bill have been a joy to have around. Muck is wise in so many ways. He offers his financial wisdom to us, and his common sense is legend. Kill Bill and I have spent long periods talking about planes and such – amazing the skills people have that post around here.

We little see Reverse Engineer anymore, but the fights Admin, Smokey and I had with him were brutal and long. He eventually went over the deep end, and huffed off, perhaps with a bit of a shove. I am generally pleased to see him appear now and again. He has a truly unique perspective on things.

We have a rather small, but truly remarkable, set of ladies that post. Hope (please let us know how you are), Pirate Jo, Teresa, Mary Malone, Newsjunkie (where are you NJ?) are all incredible. I have seen them eviscerate the unwary, and provide great insight.

Then there is Avalon, Jim’s angel, who must have the patience of Job to put up with five years of this stuff. I can still remember the post I made with the pic of the little boy with the suitcase leaving home, in tribute to her son leaving for his first day at college. She said it made her cry. What a fine lady.

Then there are the youngsters – Punk (where the hell are you Punk?), Colma (same question), Jmarz, TPC, et all. They are an inspiration. They, to me, are one of the main sparks that keep TBP flame alive.

We have the posters that are scattered across the globe – our resident Alaskans AKAnon, and Indentured Servant – rugged, hardy souls full of sound common sense. Novista from Down Under, bringing in a perspective from his many years of travel and vast experience. One of my personal favorites is Eugend66 – from the land of Vlad the Impaler. How cool is that! There are many more, scattered around the globe, that come and go.

We have doctors (Hope, Howard, AWD spring to mind), students, folks struggling in the harsh modern realities, folks overcoming great adversity (efarmer, we do not forget you), business folk, ancient retirees (howdy Muck!), accountants (no site is perfect), salespeople, dentists, farmers and pilots and engineers, gun experts, and folks adept at prepping. We have a wealth of resources here – you only need but ask.

We have the ocassional idiot drop by to keep us amused (DP – are you out there? English Rose, where are you?). And newbies that wander into the lion’s den, puff out their chests, bray about how tough they are, get a good old TBP welcome, crap their pants, and are never seen again. The more hardy hang in there, fine tune their presentation skills, and turn into great contributors. They just have to get through the trial by fire first. So, to any lurkers, I say jump in and test your mettle. all are welcome, but not all have the spirit to last the distance.

I apologize to the many I have forgotten who have added to the overall experience – ron, CrazyIvan, Card, bb, et al – and thank each of you for having made these years memorable. There are so many and I have not forgotten you.

And I want to once again send out a special mention to the most incendiary poster every to grace a website anywhere – Smokey, I hope you are well. You made a (scorch) mark on TBP that cannot be erased.

And to the Admin, who has grown this magnificent tree from a tiny acorn – thanks so much. You should be proud. I know it has been at times exhausting, and things ebb and flow. But you have created something grand, and I think it will have a lasting effect on those that have been party to it.

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card802
card802
May 2, 2013 9:00 am

Just to let you know, card is short for Cardinal and 802 is the last three numbers of the N number.

Great post Lloph.

Stucky
Stucky
May 2, 2013 9:05 am

llpoh

That was a MIGHTY FINE trip down memory lane !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(BTW … I have greatly enjoyed your ”llpoh Short Story” posts, and I think you should do more of them)

harry p.
harry p.
May 2, 2013 9:17 am

even though it read as a retirement speech (and I don’t expect you are leaving anytime soon), great post llpoh.

on a seperate note, i don’t know about anyone else but I would be interested in a post about how all the bullshit (pertaining to business demonization and regulations) that started Jan 1 has affected you the first 1/3 of the year, worse than expected, not as bad.

Stucky
Stucky
May 2, 2013 9:17 am

” ….. stomped off in a fit a time or two, but the place is too addictive.” —– llpoh

To the regulars who have taken time off … (Colma, Howard who doesn’t post enough, HZK, etc. etc) …. I KNOW you still read here …. I (we) miss you all ….. seriously hope to see you guys again soon on a more regular basis. Please.

.
(PS; llpoh, you didn’t express loving thoughts about SAH. I know that was an unintended.)

Administrator
Administrator
May 2, 2013 9:39 am

Here is a link to my Smokey Tribute, with some of his most foul mouthed hysterical comments, such as:

“Super Bowl Day I’ll be on the couch watching TV while drinking Dom Perignon with a hot babe at a Vegas resort hotel, probably getting a blowjob, while the China economy continues to roll.”

“I respectfully submit—–What is so fucking hard about pronouncing the word ASK ? I mean, how is it that an entire race cannot pronounce a fucking s before a fucking k in that word? If you don’t know the answer, go aks Obama.”

“Apollo is a know-nothing queer fascist shit -eater. So is Goldorock. So is Cynical 30. So is Deep Blue. So is Gemini. So is DP. So is RE. So are the many others that I have vanquished on this site, but forgotten their names.”

“shut the fuck up——-Show some mercy, please. I am so afraid when I read your angry words. You frighten me. One small word of caution though—You’d rather jack off a mountain lion in a phone booth with barbed wire than fuck with me.—I’d like to linger here a bit longer and really get in a nasty pissing match with you, but I’ve decided instead to head to Tijuana with Sonic and cahuitabeachbound to do some weed and to party. Hugs and kisses, Smokey.”

A PHONE BOOTH, MOUNTAIN LION, & BARBED WIRE

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 2, 2013 9:48 am

I think the commonality we all share here on TBP is that we’re all willing to accept little or no compensation for doing something meaningful that benefits the many. Admin does that by providing the platform. I do something similar in my own community as do most of you I suspect.

Great story llpoh! I’m not in Alsaka but close if enough for opsec purposes! Thanks for taking the time.

I really do wish that Hope and SSS check in soon. Assuming her family business is concluded, maybe Hope is out of ammo and on a quest to find more!
I_S

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
May 2, 2013 10:13 am

Llpoh,
Greta post. I have enjoyed the pleasures of TBP from the beginning. Funny thing, I rarely took the time to read comment on blogs until I came here. The tremendous flame fests are truly addictive, each comment has to be savored in its own way. Thank you for all of the entertainment and knowledge. I second Stucky on the additional Llpoh stories.
Bob.

ecliptix543
ecliptix543
May 2, 2013 10:52 am

Bitter old fuckers like llpoh always get all sappy right before they go tits up, if they know it’s coming. The next big suicide terrorist attack… well, at least we can all say we knew him before he went Barnhardt Batshit nuts and crashed an ancient, beige Volvo 240D wagon into the Indian Affairs building in protest.

I call dibs on his knife collection.

AKAnon
AKAnon
May 2, 2013 10:55 am

Great post, llpoh. Alright, that’s enough group hugging. Someone throw some shit.

AWD
AWD
May 2, 2013 11:06 am

Nice synopsis. You’ve gotten soft lately. There used to be some great battles within the Llpoh/Admin/SSS triad, but we haven’t had one of those lately. Smokey was in class by himself. I have never seen anyone quite like him in my years on the internet. A true master.

Bob
Bob
May 2, 2013 11:52 am

Let’s all hope the internet (and the TBP network) remains functional throughout the shitstorms to come!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 2, 2013 2:30 pm

“I call dibs on his knife collection.”

I want his vast collection of hard earned Wampum!
I_S

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 2, 2013 2:32 pm

Hey llpoh, did you ever reveal your plan for after you close up shop?
I_S

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
May 2, 2013 2:38 pm

IndenturedServant says:

“I call dibs on his knife collection.”

I want his vast collection of hard earned Wampum!
I_S

I’ll take his scalp. I need practice at nit removal for when SHTF.

TPC
TPC
May 2, 2013 2:43 pm

“Smokey was in class by himself. I have never seen anyone quite like him in my years on the internet. A true master.”

I was just thinking the same thing. I’ve been dealing with internet rants since about ’96, but Smokey’s are far and away the best I’ve ever seen. The man was a craftsman.

One of the things that sets this blog apart from all others is just how damned hardcore its members are about policing each other. Shills called out, trolls stomped on and newbie beware, because just being an unfamiliar name is enough to get you two in the chest and one in the head.

Fuck I love it. I’d suggest a TBP meet and drink at Admin’s favorite dive bar, but I think it would be the Black Swan that really got this 4th turning going.

I don’t always post shit on the internet, but when I do its from The Burning Platform.

Keep posting my friends.

Administrator
Administrator
  TPC
May 2, 2013 2:49 pm

Avalon and I will be visiting the Shamrock this weekend. All TBPers are invited. The best thing about a bar like the Shamrock is you don’t have to spend any money to fix it after a hurricane.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 2, 2013 3:13 pm

zara said:
“I’ll take his scalp. I need practice at nit removal for when SHTF.”

LOL! Now than is some funny, irreverent shit right there!
I_S

ecliptix543
ecliptix543
May 2, 2013 3:16 pm

If we all met at one place, we’d be droned and they’d blame it on some lame shit like a gas leak near a faulty pressure cooker.

avalon
avalon
May 2, 2013 4:48 pm

Great post llpoh. I miss Hope and NJ too, and hope they are ok and come back soon.

I feel the posters here are extremely intelligent and witty, it makes for a very entertaining site.

And I just want to mention that my ” little boy” just finished his 2nd year of college today. Time does fly.

Llpoh
Llpoh
May 2, 2013 5:12 pm

Llpoh –

Great stuff, all.

Stuck – I did not forget SAH – in my will I have left her my ribbed condom collection. See, I am one to forgive and forget!

And to those asking for a short story, I have one coming re my friend the tax attorney, and his observations on what he is seeing happen to the world at large. He normally sticks to his own business, head down and ass up, but what he is seeing is scaring crap our of him. He deals with the producers of the country – affluent small and large businesspeople, multinationals, etc. he said all entities – individuals, corps, charities, everything – are under a sustained and massive attack by the IRS and govt, and they are beginning to flee in escalating numbers or are simply pulling the plug as the cost/benefit calc no longer works. A lot of folks here tend to be anti- multinationals, but the last thing we need is to be encouraging them to flee even more than they have to date. And small businesses are folding up tents one after another – not bankrupt businesses as is the norm, but businesses still making money. Because it is too hard and too unfair. The scales are out of balance and people are just saying fuck it.

juan not john
juan not john
May 2, 2013 5:38 pm

bring on the dancing girls and stop with the group hug.

Llpoh
Llpoh
May 2, 2013 5:53 pm

Careful what you wish for. Because you are likely to get a double serving.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
May 2, 2013 6:22 pm

Avalon,
My wife and I were saying the same thing. I will be picking up number one son from university next week, his second year studying Chem E. I am fortunate to be blessed with two wonderful kids and every time I see someone with little kids I realize how quickly it passes. I wish we could have had more, but in this day and age unless you are very rich or poor you can only afford so many kids if you are planning on taking responsibility for them. Having kids is an interesting way to measure your time on this planet, it can be tiring, but it is worth it.
Thank you,
Bob.

fucking tired of all the bull shit
fucking tired of all the bull shit
May 2, 2013 11:53 pm

I think we need a conference…..

I go to a lot of user groups and forums within the industry I work in. They all suck, I sneak away to read the articles/post on this site. How about we come up with a good name, a generic name for a conference that sounds really important. We can get our companies to pay to send us to, or hell, just take some time off and call it a vacation. The pleasure of being with like minded people…

Maybe Admin could get us some space somewhere along the thirty blocks on the cheap. We could all camp out. For the entertainment portion of the conference we could go shopping at one of the many Chinese run groceries and follow that up with a trip to the new Goodwill or, for those so inclined, a quick visit to the adult store. We could have a large bonfire in one the empty parking lots, drink 40’s and commiserate about how this country is going to hell in a hand basket.

I also suggest dinner be provided by KFC one evening and we could have Laquisha be our guest speaker. Her key note could focus on how one survives on meager government check and free rent. We could also invite Admins neighbors from NJ to speak to “How I got out of the city and now live by the beach. You can do it too.” A-la Tim Robins, we could invite the locals to try and recoup some cost of the conference.

I propose we tittle the conference “An investigation into cultural diversity to propagate enhanced relations in the workplace.” For those not working for a college, or in the public sector, we can have a second flyer developed with the title “The common sense initiative. Learn what to avoid in this fucked up economy, so you might come out able to feed our family” Or, we could go with something like “We’re all fucked, so let me go to this one conference. I may really enjoy it. P.S. It’s a tax write-off.”

Your thoughts?????

eugend66
eugend66
May 3, 2013 3:34 am

LLPOH, you still remember me!! How nice. I visit the BP every day I just don`t post. With so many readers now I rather spare them reading my crappy english.

Peace.

avalon
avalon
May 3, 2013 7:01 am

Sorry fucking tired of all the bullshit – i accidentally gave you a thumbs down instead of thumb as up. 🙁

card802
card802
May 3, 2013 7:36 am

Llpoh,

Can’t wait to hear your story.

Myself, I’m going to squeeze every dime I can out of the business for as long as I can. When the tax burden becomes too great, I can and will walk away. It will be a shame that my employees will become a part of the walking dead, but most tend to be pro benevolent government types anyway, so welcome to your new world.
My business owner son and his wife, who used to be very liberal, are also tired of being hammered on and they are planing the same.

And you know what? Government won’t understand why they are losing tax revenue after they raise taxes, they will continue to raise taxes more.

It’s like we live in the Twilight Zone, where everyday we ask, What The Fuck?

sensetti
sensetti
May 3, 2013 7:56 am

Great post LLPOH ……Giant thumbs up.

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