BE CAREFUL SSS

SSS may have to use all his military and sleuthing experience to fend off this menace. Be careful out there.

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AWD
AWD
February 21, 2014 1:28 pm

Chihuahuas, Mexican warrior dogs. This is metaphor for our country being overrun by illegal aliens, costing taxpayers $450 billion a year.

I wonder how far SSS could drive one of these pups off the lady’s teas (also used by seniors).

Solution #3: 00 buck

Stucky
Stucky
February 21, 2014 1:47 pm

I hate hate hate hate that breed. Little rat bastard vermin rodent. Every time I see one I have the urge to punt it like a football.

Stucky
Stucky
February 21, 2014 1:50 pm

The only good Chihuahua is a dead Chihuahua.
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TPC
TPC
February 21, 2014 2:29 pm

Dogs: 50lbs or more. Anything under 50lbs is a cat, and cats are worthless.

SSS
SSS
February 21, 2014 3:02 pm

Video says the Chihuahua problem is in the Phoenix area. That’s DaveL’s territory. Down here in Tucson, it’s dangerous breeds such as Pit Bulls in the city. I’d rather take my chances with that little thingy of a dog.

Up here in the suburban foothills of the Catalina Mountains where I live, the issue isn’t stray pets, but rather javalinas, wildcats aka bobcats, scorpions in some areas, rattlesnakes, coyotes, and the occasional mountain lion. More of a threat to your pet than humans, especially the coyotes, which explains the lack of stray dogs and cats.

Steve Hogan
Steve Hogan
February 21, 2014 3:31 pm

My sister has two of those little shits. They sit there cowering and crying all day, everyday. They’re afraid of their own shadow and they poop and pee everywhere. Disgusting and worthless animals.

bb
bb
February 21, 2014 4:10 pm

TPC ,you little shit head .How dare you talk about cats like that.I love my cat and take him with me as I travel for my business and he loves to ride.We are a great team .So there.

NIck A
NIck A
February 21, 2014 4:23 pm

Relatives had two of these – the walking definition of “Yappy, Snappy”.

As for cats – as a group of species you don’t get to be top predator on most Continents for nothing – they are smart (VERY smart), and very independent. There is a lot of truth in the saying “you don’t own your cat, they own you!”

If you desire slavish obedience, get a dog. If you desire an independent spirit, get a cat. If you REALLY want to “live on the wild side” – try a parrot (true parrot, not a Parakeet). For those with space – a Macaw is great (!!) For those with less space – try their smaller (but just as smart) cousin – the Conure (available in a number of varieties, all very smart, all quite a handful!).

Enjoy ???

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
February 21, 2014 4:36 pm

SSS, you have hit upon the solution. Send coyotes and bobcats to Phoenix and problem solved. Hell I’d even pay to watch a few coyotes tear into a pack of chihuahuas.

Fool on the hill
Fool on the hill
February 21, 2014 4:47 pm

Wind up dogs.

clam
clam
February 21, 2014 4:50 pm

anybody that travels with a cat is a weak pos who was neutered young, or should have been.

efarmer
efarmer
February 21, 2014 4:55 pm

Americans spent over $50,000,000,000 on pets last year.

I find that stunning.

EF

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
February 21, 2014 5:48 pm

I love my cat, but I don’t travel with her. Cats HATE traveling.

Other than that, the finest animals in the world. You will never have rodents when you have cats. They keep you warm at night. They are smart, independent, sort of bossy, and very loving.

I love dogs, too, but I don’t like taking them for walks at 6 AM when it’s -8F out. I also prefer pets I can carry in my arms and don’t have to get an ambulance to take to the vet because they weigh so much. But they’re great to travel with in a car.

Love parrots, macaws, and conures, but those guys live a LONG time, up to 75 years. I’d take an older one that needed a home, but I wouldn’t get a youngun’ at my age- it’s irresponsible to get a pet who will easily outlive you by many years.

SSS
SSS
February 21, 2014 6:23 pm

Good comments, Chicago 999444. Spot on.

We had a stunningly beautiful Siamese cat for 16 years. She was a stray my son found in Panama. The animals he would find and drag home included a sloth, a wide variety of scorpions, and one of the deadliest snakes on the planet, a fer de lance. THAT got him a good bawling out from his parents

Our cat was everything you said, including the comment about rodents. We moved from Panama to Germany, and the kids wanted gerbils, so we bought them two. The cat was having nothing to do with that situation. Took her a while, but she eventually got them both. Our kids figured out that cats and hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs don’t mix and never again asked for them. Broke my heart when she died.

@ Zara. Coyotes are among the smartest and most determined predators on the planet. They are not only a danger to smaller game and pets, which they can dispatch single-handedly, but larger ones as well. Need some help because this prey is your size or even bigger than you? No problem. Your brothers and sisters will show up to lend a hand. And they generally win. And feast as a family. Their victory howls punctuate the night air around here all the time.

Stucky
Stucky
February 21, 2014 6:51 pm

Leave your cat for a year, and when you come back it will look at you and act like you just left 10 minutes ago. (My parents have a calico cat I gave them and I love her.)

Leave your dog for ten minutes, and when you come back it will look at you and act like you’ve been gone for a year.

Loyalty; dogs have it … cat’s don’t.

And when the Free Shit Zombies come looking for your food …. a German made Dobie is better than some Chink cat! lol
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Hollow man
Hollow man
February 21, 2014 8:11 pm

Boxers rule.

bb
bb
February 21, 2014 8:43 pm

CLAM , my cat loves to travel and gets up on the dash board to watch everything.SO, maybe you are the sorry POS for being a dog lover.MEATHEAD.

davel
davel
February 21, 2014 9:13 pm

You’re right SSS. Got some of those little yapping fucking rats in my neighborhood. Them’s step on their head dogs.

KaD
KaD
February 21, 2014 9:44 pm

A cat is a hell of a better pet than a dog. No one rushes home to ‘feed the cat’ or ‘let the cat out’. The cat isn’t up your ass until he gets his ‘poopy walk’. The cat doesn’t have to be groomed, bathed, brushed. You can go out for an evening or even a few days and not have to drag the cat with you, board it, or hire a sitter for an arm and a leg. The cat doesn’t beg. The cat doesn’t eat its own shit and then get sick in the house. It’s not the neighbors cat that wakes me up from a sound sleep.

Stucky
Stucky
February 21, 2014 10:00 pm

Whoever voted down my Dobie pic ………. BLOW ME!!

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Stucky
Stucky
February 21, 2014 10:01 pm

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El Coyote who knows the way out of the desert
El Coyote who knows the way out of the desert
February 21, 2014 10:05 pm

SSS says:

“Coyotes are among the smartest and most determined predators on the planet.”

Which is why they call expert human smugglers, ‘coyotes’. A really excellent move is called a ‘coyotazo’ as in, he cut the fence to sneak in but then he mended the fence again after him, what a coyotazo!

El Coyote
El Coyote
February 21, 2014 11:12 pm
IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 22, 2014 1:32 am

I suggest a four wood or a nine iron for these yappy little pricks.

I new a little chihuahua once who hated anything that flew from birds to flies and mosquitoes. He used to run around trying to bite them. One day he was after a yellow jacket and kept fucking with the thing relentlessly. The yellow jacket ended up stinging him right on the nose. Poor little bastard…….his nose swelled up like the size of a tennis ball. His head looked like a miniature barbell weight. I laughed my ass off which did not endear me to his owner one bit but I still laugh about that today.
I_S

El Coyote
El Coyote
February 22, 2014 2:11 am

white lady said their dander has a positive effect on asthma attacks. I suppose I could start carrying one in a basket in the event of an attack.

daughter had one in PHX a few years ago, he was still a pup back then. he is probably in with the wrong crowd now but I liked him because he was always so eager to hang out with you, I merely had to whisper ‘rocket’ and he’d come in a flash. ‘you called me? what? you want to play? what? huh? you already called me like 5 or 6 times, what’s up? huh?’

indialantic
indialantic
February 22, 2014 6:07 pm

Funny comment thread, guys. Really.