FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.
Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.
“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”
“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.
A recently declassified CIA report confirmed that all known al-Qaeda-affiliated organizations—from Pakistan to Yemen, and from Somalia to Algeria—have been instructed to kick back and enjoy the show as the United States’ federal government, energy grid, and industrial sector are rendered impotent by internal dissent, decay, and mismanagement. According to statements made by top-level informants and corroborated by leading Western terrorism experts, if seen through to its conclusion, al-Qaeda’s current plot could wreak far more damage than the events of 9/11.
In the past year, money transfers to al-Qaeda cells around the world have reportedly been accompanied by instructions to use the funds to outfit safe houses with the proper equipment to receive American cable news broadcasts and view top U.S. news websites, allowing terrorists to fully relish each detail of the impending demise of the last global superpower.
Additionally, FBI officials made public an internal al-Qaeda video today in which the terrorist organization’s leader Ayman al-Zawahiri chillingly exhorts his followers to “take a load off” and “unwind” in the name of jihad, and really cherish the victory over their enemy.
“Praise Allah, for soon every American city shall be plagued with disaster and hardship,” al-Zawahiri said in the video, which includes several minutes of footage of young, masked al-Qaeda militants casually sipping beverages as they thumb through the latest issues of Time and U.S. News And World Report. “The infidels have brought this pain and destruction upon themselves through their arrogance and callousness. Soon, the United States will watch in horror as its bridges crumble, its desperate citizens suffer in want of medicine and paying employment, and its once vast riches are reduced to naught. The righteous warriors among our ranks must now unite, get comfortable, and look on from afar at the calamity unfolding in the West.”
“We vow that we will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble,” he continued.
Al-Zawahiri, who is seen in the video reclining back in his chair, putting his feet up, and flipping on CNN, later shouts “Allahu Akbar!” when a story is aired about the decade-long trend of stagnant wages among American workers.
The FBI has also warned that numerous al-Qaeda agents may have established sleeper cells for the purpose of “getting a kick out of” the nation’s downfall on American soil. The bureau urged U.S. residents to use caution around schools, hospitals, legislative bodies, prisons, and other decaying institutions whose imminent failure terrorists may wish to observe up close.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, one high-ranking U.S. counterterrorism official has described the present situation as a massive failure of intelligence.
“The warning signs were there all along, but unfortunately we failed to heed them,” said the official, who advised Americans to brace for widespread devastation. “If we’d listened to experts or even our own common sense, we would’ve realized that this plot was being actively orchestrated within our own borders. But we didn’t, and now every one of our citizens and our very way of life is at risk from this threat.”
“Sadly, al-Qaeda has us right where they want us,” the official added, “and at this point, I fear it is too late to do anything about it.”
Responding to the allegations, a spokesperson for al-Qaeda reportedly confirmed the terror group’s plot and praised the American people as martyrs of the highest order.
Via The Onion
Huh…..yup there’s the onion, but this is the most believable story yet. Give US enough rope and we dung hung ourselves.
Obama is giving billions to Al-Qaeda, they love him, and supplying them with arms. Obama redirected to the war on terror away from Muslims, as constitutional patriots are now the terrorists. I doubt the FBI even looks into Muslims anymore. Just giving weapons to Mexican drug dealers wasn’t fun enough for Obama. It’s treason, but nobody cares.
Sadly, we have passed the point of no return. It is just a matter of time. For individual and group survival it is a matter of timing. We do not know what form the 4T will take, a sudden violent collapse or a slow strangling death but it is coming.America died and we have only its carcass the United States left. Pretty much every man for himself now.
Benghazi attack could have been prevented if US hadn’t ‘switched sides in the War on Terror’ and allowed $500 MILLION of weapons to reach al-Qaeda militants, reveals damning report
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2610598/Group-US-switched-sides-War-Terror-facilitating-500-MILLION-weapons-deliveries-Libyan-al-Qaeda-militias-leading-Benghazi-attack.html
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That Daily Mail article is accurate. Why we ever got involved in overthrowing Gaddafi is beyond my comprehension.
Gaddafi “switched sides” to the West long before the 2011 Libyan bombing campaign against his regime began. 2003 to be specific. He literally gave up all his clandestine WMD programs to British and American intelligence (yes, the CIA), which coordinated the movement out of Libya those specific items used in the development of WMD. Gone. Whoosh. No longer a threat on that front to anyone.
Libyan oil started flowing to Europe. Foreign investments in Libya sprung up almost everywhere. And Gaddafi began to cooperate closely with the West on terrorism by exchanging intelligence on groups such as the hardcore al Qaeda affiliate, the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group (LIFG), which he had been struggling with since the early 1990s.
And where was LIFG based? Benghazi. Western intelligence knew that, and so did the State Department and British, French and Italian foreign services. Sure, it was to his benefit to cooperate with the West, but it was also greatly to OUR benefit. Why the State Department ever decided to open and maintain a consulate in that dangerous city is beyond stupid. It should have been shut down as soon as the bombing campaign began. Same goes for the CIA safe house.
Dumb, dumb, dumb all around. Heaps and gobs of dumb.
@SSS: the amount of “dumb” perpetrated in the name of US foreign policy since January 2009 is quite amazing. Do you have any opinion on whether the Obama regime might be actively working to discredit and ultimately destroy the US as a superpower that stands for something positive?
I’ve been saying the US government is the greatest threat to the US, but idiots think Middle Eastern people have no legitimate beef.
Americans will be forced to attack the government / fight back or be impoverished = why the government’s buying billions of rounds of ammo. The US government is like the beast @ the gates of hell.
7 good comments and I went through twice trying to give 7 thumbs up to no avail.
Please fix.
“Do you have any opinion on whether the Obama regime might be actively working to discredit and ultimately destroy the US as a superpower that stands for something positive?”
—-Snick @ SSS
Well, the Obama administration is certainly taking the country down that path, but I don’t think it is doing so wittingly. Liberals are so blinded by their own rhetoric and beliefs that they are unable to see and/or accept the world as it is, but as they want it to be. They worship at the altar of buzz words like “human rights” and accept only THEIR definition of what that means and how to achieve it on a global scale. Any dissent is met with scorn and derision.
I gave an example above, ie. Gaddafi. Wasn’t he a bad person and wasn’t he behind the Lockerbie aircraft bombing? Yes and yes. But he was also a rare case of that leopard who was able to change his spots. And he did it with many concrete examples which should have been a strong signal that “it is better to deal with the devil you know than the devil you don’t.” We now have an unstable Libya with al Qaeda militia running around making trouble not just in Libya, but elsewhere. Just ask Nigeria.
And liberals are masters of idle threats and empty rhetoric. Red lines in Syria? Yeah, right. Serious consequences for Russia in Crimea? Yeah, right. Working with the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt? Jesus, how stupid can you get. The Muslim Brotherhood hasn’t changed one fucking iota since it was founded in the 1930s. Leave it to Obummer and Hilarity to think they could turn that pure Islamist organization around and make it into a good steward of the Egyptian people or a good neighbor of Israel.
Like I said, I don’t think these people are wittingly leading the country into a place as the laughing stock of the world. They really believe they can pull some of this shit off and “make the world a better place.” And just like their domestic policies, the opposite is happening.
“Anonymous says:
7 good comments and I went through twice trying to give 7 thumbs up to no avail.
Please fix.”
I have the same problem every now and then. Maybe sometimes the site gets a little slow. Maybe sometimes your internet connection gets slow. I really don’t know, but I don’t think it’s fixable.
Thanks for the reply, SSS.
I had long considered the portrayal of Obama as some kind of communist manchurian candidate to be, well, crazy. But to me, the hits just keep coming, and I am starting to really question whether he is, in fact, someone’s puppet for the purpose of dismantling the USA. The foreign policy is a disaster. The domestic policy is probably worse still. Any concept of the Rule of Law has been made a ludicrous joke under place-Holder’s DOJ. The concept of “too big to jail” is becoming so blatant and obvious that I am now seeing it talked about relatively openly, even among lawyers who would normally not touch such concepts, at least in any remotely public forum. For just one example, it’s obvious that JPM and HSBC can get away with a lot of things that would draw lifetime prison sentences for smaller fish.
Going to your point on conscious vs. completely stupid self-destruction, I think a lot of the lower to mid level people who are necessary to do these bad things are naive and think they are doing good. Some genuinely believe that, others with thin morality and deep narcissism will believe it enough to not care, while it pushes all the buttons on their powerful/better-than-you political narcissistic view of the world, which is a cancer lurking in 95% of the people who go to DC or other power centers. The top level people leading them can be horribly evil, but if they say the PC/progressive words with a straight face, will get all those masses to follow them happily. I don’t think anyone with three brain cells and a detached perspective can look at Rahm or Valerie Jarrett and not see total evil. But I imagine that most of their underlings fail to see it.
To me, a country that had been prosperous and very low in corruption is at or past the stage “where everybody knows,” and that means that looking forward most everyone will act accordingly. Look at Argentina for some guidance. Not quite the end of the world, but nothing pretty.
Anyway, this is opinion, not trying to say your statements above are wrong, just talking.
Before I step down from my soapbox – I look at Obama and I see communist tendencies, socialist allegiances, fascist domestic policies and neocon foreign policy. I see now that all the isms are merely types of rhetoric, ways of fooling the targeted masses into thinking they are getting a good deal when they are simply getting screwed. For all the ivory tower theoretical differences between fascism and communism, socialism and Maoism, Baathism and statism and whatever the fuck those North Korean nutcases call their disorder… all it comes down to is a small, unaccountable group stealing from and oppressing everyone else, while pretending it’s all for some fair, near utopian wonderful righteousness. Anyone who starts spouting an -ism should, at best, be ignored.
“I look at Obama and I see communist tendencies, socialist allegiances, fascist domestic policies and neocon foreign policy. ……… For all the ivory tower theoretical differences between fascism and communism, socialism and Maoism, Baathism and statism and whatever the fuck those North Korean nutcases call their disorder… all it comes down to is a small, unaccountable group stealing from and oppressing everyone else ……”
—-Snick
Aye, matey. We have nothing further to discuss. Keep that “all it comes down to is a small, unaccountable group stealing from and oppressing everyone else” in your quiver. It will serve you well.
finally got the thumb thingy to work… 😉