Some people waltz through life with less misfortune, my hub is one of these. The man is just, simply, luckier – in small ways – than most other people I’ve ever met. Still can’t win the freaking lottery though, which is ironic, since that is still lucky for him because right after the fiat was transferred, so would I be.
And some people face Mr. Flippin’ Murphy at every turn. That is usually me.
I am not as often lucky. Usually I’m pretty Even Steven, which is fine by me, but I know if 100 people do something and get away with it, I, no matter how well I would plan and execute, would be the one to be caught.
While I don’t have “luck” on my side, I know I have angels, whom over the years have told me to leave, not go, whatever to avoid something bad happening. Admittedly, I have no way of knowing rather or not my warnings were externally generated, or internally based on logic, odds and knowledge of human/system behavior.
Either way doesn’t matter, all I know is that one time I really thought I wanted to skydive (get a tattoo too), but now my alarm bells sound on high to even think about it. I saw this clip air and thought then, “see, this is why I’m not throwing myself out a perfectly good airplane, Flippin’ Murphy is always around.”
Happy Friday! Laughs amongst the doom always brings me back.
Stucky
August 15, 2014 9:52 am
Tosh’s derogatory comments about the old lady were not funny, imho. Fucken douchebag.
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August 15, 2014 10:03 am
Stuck
His comments were hysterical.
Mr Chen
August 15, 2014 1:52 pm
Tosh’s derogatory comments about the old lady were not funny, imho. Fucken douchebag.
I get the same drift and I said before that he goes for gross talk in an effort to make up for the humor he lacks. Joel McHale is orders of magnitude better.
Mr Chen
August 15, 2014 2:00 pm
Some people waltz through life with less misfortune, my hub is one of these.
I’m beginning to like the dude.
Reminds me of Bill Allen’s joke (slightly modified) Two men find themselves in hell. The tall slender one gets a fat ugly chick assigned to him for all eternity. Satan tells him, Dr. you have sinned…
The short dude gets a stunning chick. Satan turns to her and says, TE, you have sinned…
IndenturedServant
August 15, 2014 3:53 pm
TE, not assigning any blame here but based on the little things you have to say about him and the things you do for him…….you…are…his….luck. If you were to bail on him, luck would be something he could gaze at lovingly in the rear view mirror!
Mr Chen
August 15, 2014 9:52 pm
luck would be something he could gaze at lovingly in TE’s rear view!
I wonder if Murphy’s Law always ruled her life.
Some people waltz through life with less misfortune, my hub is one of these. The man is just, simply, luckier – in small ways – than most other people I’ve ever met. Still can’t win the freaking lottery though, which is ironic, since that is still lucky for him because right after the fiat was transferred, so would I be.
And some people face Mr. Flippin’ Murphy at every turn. That is usually me.
I am not as often lucky. Usually I’m pretty Even Steven, which is fine by me, but I know if 100 people do something and get away with it, I, no matter how well I would plan and execute, would be the one to be caught.
While I don’t have “luck” on my side, I know I have angels, whom over the years have told me to leave, not go, whatever to avoid something bad happening. Admittedly, I have no way of knowing rather or not my warnings were externally generated, or internally based on logic, odds and knowledge of human/system behavior.
Either way doesn’t matter, all I know is that one time I really thought I wanted to skydive (get a tattoo too), but now my alarm bells sound on high to even think about it. I saw this clip air and thought then, “see, this is why I’m not throwing myself out a perfectly good airplane, Flippin’ Murphy is always around.”
Happy Friday! Laughs amongst the doom always brings me back.
Tosh’s derogatory comments about the old lady were not funny, imho. Fucken douchebag.
Stuck
His comments were hysterical.
Tosh’s derogatory comments about the old lady were not funny, imho. Fucken douchebag.
I get the same drift and I said before that he goes for gross talk in an effort to make up for the humor he lacks. Joel McHale is orders of magnitude better.
Some people waltz through life with less misfortune, my hub is one of these.
I’m beginning to like the dude.
Reminds me of Bill Allen’s joke (slightly modified) Two men find themselves in hell. The tall slender one gets a fat ugly chick assigned to him for all eternity. Satan tells him, Dr. you have sinned…
The short dude gets a stunning chick. Satan turns to her and says, TE, you have sinned…
TE, not assigning any blame here but based on the little things you have to say about him and the things you do for him…….you…are…his….luck. If you were to bail on him, luck would be something he could gaze at lovingly in the rear view mirror!
luck would be something he could gaze at lovingly in TE’s rear view!