OK. Maybe once. But twice?
Lessons for today.
- Don’t cheat on a Chinese woman.
- Don’t contact your lover with your Chinese wife’s cell phone.
- Don’t forget to delete you messages to your lover.
- Don’t go to sleep if you are cheating on your Chinese wife.
- Don’t allow visitors in your hospital room when you are asleep.
- Put a tracking chip in your penis so you can find it the next time your wife cuts it off and throws it out the window.
Who says you don’t learn stuff on TBP?
Wife chops off cheating husband’s penis, twice
Fan Lung chases his wife outside after she cut his penis off for a second time.
HELL hath no fury like a woman scorned.
A jealous wife in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept, then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on — and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window.
Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife’s cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.
The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.
The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.
The man who had his penis chopped off twice by his jilted wife recovers in hospital.
Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on.
But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.
A shocked Lung chased his wife outside, despite losing a lot of blood.
“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman,” a hospital spokesman said. “He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”
Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN.
The woman Lung was cheating with — Zhang Hung, 21 — said she’s OK with her man not being able to have more children.
“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she told CEN. “He has five children already.”
Fan Lung chases his wife outside after she cut his penis off for a second time.
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”
Ho Lee Fuk! I don’t even want to think about how bad I’d hurt someone for doing that to me nor would I want to think about how long I would drag it out! Of course, I don’t cheat but still………….I’d be in full on Marsellus Wallace mode in terms of handing out some serious fucking pain. Bring on the blowtorch and pliers bitchez!
I would make an interesting vacation photo seeing a stray cat running around in China with a schlong in his mouth though!
I=It
Dammit!
I guess she lopped off his Lo Main…part.
There once was a man named Fan Lung
Who they say was very well hung
His girlfriend loved his big lizard
His wife took out the big scissor
And now he pees out of his bung.
Cat eating a dick.
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Dick eating a cat.
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Mr. Fan Lung searches for a suitable replacement
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Guess he won’t be calling himself Un Hung Lo anymore.
Wait. His wife was 21 with 5 kids? Hory Clap!
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What? That’s some funny shit right there.
Mr. and Mrs. Lung need to seek counseling chop-chop.
Wait, what happened to the forced abortion storyline? FIVE kids?
Peak humans and we still have couples out their trying to sustain world population growth all on their own.
It wasn’t his penis that got him in trouble this time, according to my dad it is the cellphone. Seriously.
Dad believes if the government would outlaw the internet, cellphones and Facebook then the 50s (which he used to tell tales of their major sucking, now he’s all golden memories) would return post haste.
If only fixing the world was that simple, even I, one of the greatest lovers of instant information and learning, would sign up for that.
Sadly I see the truth. People, by and large, suck. And we sucked long before cellphones and FB were even a thought in an inventors mind.
Maiming your husband surely shows your kids how to grow into well-adjusted, loving, adults, doesn’t it?
I’m not exactly sure but that dog looks like it had it’s throat cut, got boiled to remove the fur and now they’re butchering it. That’s fucked up.