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THAT’S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK
OK. Maybe once. But twice?
Lessons for today.
- Don’t cheat on a Chinese woman.
- Don’t contact your lover with your Chinese wife’s cell phone.
- Don’t forget to delete you messages to your lover.
- Don’t go to sleep if you are cheating on your Chinese wife.
- Don’t allow visitors in your hospital room when you are asleep.
- Put a tracking chip in your penis so you can find it the next time your wife cuts it off and throws it out the window.
Who says you don’t learn stuff on TBP?
Wife chops off cheating husband’s penis, twice
Fan Lung chases his wife outside after she cut his penis off for a second time.
HELL hath no fury like a woman scorned.
A jealous wife in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept, then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on — and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window.
Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife’s cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.
The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.
The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.
The man who had his penis chopped off twice by his jilted wife recovers in hospital.
Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on.
But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.