MATCH.COM CIRCA 1901

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Tucci78
Tucci78
February 6, 2015 8:23 am

“Will Bathe For Female Companionship.”

Greater love hath no man….

Stucky
Stucky
February 6, 2015 8:34 am

There are SEVERAL men here to whom this applies …. but, I no name names today. (But, one of them is from Kentucky.)

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SSS
SSS
February 6, 2015 10:57 am

Not very bright of those guys having their picture taken in a foot of snow.

bb
bb
February 6, 2015 11:21 am

Women are all about advertising themselves. Last night on tv I saw ads for women in the Ukraine . Women in the Philippines .Cheap to.All you got to do is marry them.Next will probably be for black women from the Congo.If Billy wasn’t married already I think a gal from Africa would be good match for him.Right Billy?

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 6, 2015 11:52 am

bb

You have been matchmaking in half of the treads on TBP today. Looks to me like you should take your own advice since you sleep with a cat every night. Here is a clue……wrong kind of pussy.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 6, 2015 11:59 am

Talk to the hand STUCKY……….I hope Billy puts the pink scooter pics back up today.

bb
bb
February 6, 2015 1:41 pm

Beaver , leave little bb out of this .He’s best putty kitty in the world. It was interesting watching these advertisements for available women . I tell You if I was a young man I would be more willing. Some of those Ukrainian gals were real pretty.I believe many of them were trying to get away from the war.

yahsure
yahsure
February 6, 2015 3:04 pm

Nothing like finding someone who figures out that a good idea is to insure you and poison you.

TE
TE
February 6, 2015 9:08 pm

Wow, not a fat-ass amongst them.

Other than the group photo being black & white, that would be the main difference between then and now.

And I bet even if it is two years between picture and intended arriving, the guy would still look pretty much the same – the EXACT opposite of Match.

Can’t tell you how many times I met guys to find out the pics they posted were years old, and they had significantly changed.

But I can tell you, that the words, “Weight commensurate to height” or “A few extra pounds,” were outright LIES. Few extra my ass.

El Siete
El Siete
February 6, 2015 9:28 pm

T&E, what the hell are you doing looking for dudes? Aren’t you married?

I was less proactive than to search match.com, I got tired after reading the singles ads in the free paper, it seems all women like long walks on the beach. None ever said, love to cook or wash dishes. That, my friend, is why bb is still single.

Take that as a hint, BW, your going to find your ass on the street one day.

El Siete
El Siete
February 6, 2015 9:33 pm

TE says: Wow, not a fat-ass amongst them.

Err, those are only four dudes. The fatties are behind the shed, waiting for the Ukie ladies.

Reminds me of a peanut and jocko cartoon: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants?
Wow, look at all those grapes.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 6, 2015 10:09 pm

ES

At least you have a beach for long walks and that is a cheap date. Try to look at it from the proper perspective. If all you want is a housekeeper then hire one.

El Siete
El Siete
February 6, 2015 11:00 pm

I have a housekeeper, thank you very much. The church lady, formerly known as the sexy mulatta, agrees that walking on sand is hard exercise, it only sounds romantic to forlorn cat collectors.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 7, 2015 3:27 am

A rich guy I know posted a pic of his wallet and the top of his black Amex card.

Money draws women like manure draws flies.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 7, 2015 12:34 pm

Llpoh

Now there is a guy who truly understands human nature !! Did he catch any fish?

El Siete
El Siete
February 7, 2015 5:04 pm

Trouser tuna

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 7, 2015 7:00 pm

Bea – I think he did ok. No keepers, though. He wants to stay rich.