LESSON: WIVES NEVER ARGUE WITH YOUR HUSBAND

She should have just made him a samwich and kept her mouth shut. Notice how the husband had second thoughts about trying to save her.

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Wife Can’t Recall Where She Put Her Car Keys But Remembers Dumb Thing You Said 12 Years Ago

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—According to sources, your wife can’t recall where she put her car keys but still remembers the dumb thing you said to her over 12 years ago.

“Ugh — where are those keys?” she asked of the car keys she set down on the counter not five minutes before. “Did somebody move them? You moved them, didn’t you?”

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