ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE – NOW I REALLY HAVE TO MOVE

I’ve been to Scranton. No one would notice if it was overrun by zombies. It’s a bankrupt dying town and without The Office to give it some publicity, it is essentially a zombie town already. A zombie infestation would actually be an improvement for West Philly. It looks like Wyoming Mike made a big mistake moving back to PA.

A Scientific Model Of What A Zombie Apocalypse Would Look Like (And Where Not To Hide)

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The best spots for riding out a zombie apocalypse are sparsely populated areas of Montana and Nevada, which remain untouched even four months, according to a new study by researchers at Cornell University who have developed a statistical model for simulating the spread of a fictional zombie epidemic. As The WSJ reports, with real-life applications to modeling viral outbreaks, Cornell offer dire warnings for those who live in Scranton, PA – with northeastern Pennsylvania as the U.S. location most at risk of being overrun by the undead.

 

 

Highly populated areas are a bad bet in general, of course. But Alexander Alemi, a graduate student and one of the authors of the paper, notes that the most susceptible spots change over time.

Seven days after the initial outbreak, lower Manhattan, with the map’s highest population density at 299,616 people, has the highest zombie susceptibility. In fact, the New York City metro area in general is probably best avoided, as are other large cities like Los Angeles, Chicago and Dallas.

 

By 28 days out, however, the pattern has shifted, Mr. Alemi says. Instead of individual cities being at the greatest risk, areas located between multiple major cities are most vulnerable. “You start to see interactions between different cities,” he says. While northeastern Pennsylvania, identified in the paper as the country’s most vulnerable region, “doesn’t have a particularly high population itself, it is near all these other high population areas.”

 

 

Also a bad bet—Bakersfield, Calif., which sits uncomfortably near San Diego, Los Angeles and San Francisco.

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The spread starts slow and accelerates fast..

Blue – clear; Red – Zombies, Green – wiped out

As you can see, for the parameters we chose, most of the United States population has been turned into zombies by the first week, while the geographic map doesn’t necessarily seem all that compelling. In the early stages of the outbreak, while the population is roughly homogeneous, the zombie plague spreads out in roughly uniform circles, where the speed of the infection is tied to the local population density. Infestations on the coasts, with their higher population density, have spread farther than those near the center of the country. After several weeks, the map exhibits stronger anisotropy, as we spread over larger geographical areas and the zombie front is influenced by large inhomogeneities in population density. After four weeks, much of the United States has fallen, but it takes a very long time for the zombies to diffuse and capture the remaining portions of the United States. Even four months in, remote areas of Montana and Nevada remain zombie free.

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Another good reason to move?

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Cornell also previously released The Zombie Survival Guide…

 

Source: The Wall Street Journal

Full Cornell paper below…

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LARS
LARS
March 24, 2015 4:35 pm

I dont know about Scranton per say but just down the road you should see Wilkes Barre – my god the FSA looks like the UNDEAD!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 24, 2015 4:41 pm

I wonder how many tax dollars were spent on that bullshit?

yahsure
yahsure
March 24, 2015 4:42 pm

People who are awake.Want the attacks to start.The waiting is a pain. No matter where you live and how prepared you think you are,You really don’t have a clue as to how bad it will really be.
Just imagine the brain melting of the average person who doesn’t have a clue,When reality hits them.

Billy
Billy
March 24, 2015 4:56 pm

Hey Admin…

I know this has nothing to do with the article… but check this out.. I think it’s worthy of it’s own thread…

Cities using work permit aliens to enforce gun edicts and laws against citizens.

(Yes, you read that right. Non-Americans are being employed as copfuk enforcers and are actively working as copfuks here in the US… )

http://www.examiner.com/article/cities-using-work-permit-aliens-to-enforce-gun-edicts-and-laws-against-citizens

Billy
Billy
March 24, 2015 4:59 pm

Hey Admin…

I know this has nothing to do with the article… but check this out.. I think it’s worthy of it’s own thread…

Cities using work permit aliens to enforce gun edicts and laws against citizens.

(Yes, you read that right. Non-Americans are being employed as copfuk enforcers and are actively working as copfuks here in the US… )

http://www.examiner.com/article/cities-using-work-permit-aliens-to-enforce-gun-edicts-and-laws-against-citizens

“Police departments hiring immigrants as officers,” USA Today reported Sunday. “[S]ome [departments] are allowing immigrants who are legally in the country to wear the badge. From Hawaii to Vermont, agencies are allowing green-card holders and legal immigrants with work permits to join their ranks.”

bb
bb
March 24, 2015 5:13 pm

Billy , they have been doing that for a while especially if the illegal immigrant can speak both Spanish and English.Charlotte , NC.has been hiring these people. Any city with a large South American population is doing this shit .It’s just out in the open now.

card802
card802
March 24, 2015 5:24 pm

“Police departments hiring immigrants as officers,” USA Today reported Sunday. “[S]ome [departments] are allowing immigrants who are legally in the country to wear the badge. From Hawaii to Vermont, agencies are allowing green-card holders and legal immigrants with work permits to join their ranks.”

Didn’t Rome and the Greeks end up using slaves as a type of police? The end is near…….

card802
card802
March 24, 2015 5:30 pm

Meet my new zombie killer friend……. no not Hope and her hound, Charleen.

Might need a lot of these bitches!

Persnickety
Persnickety
March 24, 2015 5:49 pm

Well if we can believe the zombie map, I get two months. I can’t fathom how they think that large stretches of the I-80, I-90 and I-94 corridors would stay zombie free at four months.

Do you kinda wonder if one day two years from now the news – I mean the “serious” “news” – will suddenly start broadcasting a “serious” warning about “real” zombies? We’ve certainly been psychologically prepared for it long enough and in numerous enough ways.

SSS
SSS
March 24, 2015 7:40 pm

College kids have been doing stupid shit forever. This zombie movie is one more example.

At my Alma Mater, some of my classmates thought it would be a good idea to totally paint the very first production aircraft to fly supersonic, a North American F-100 Super Sabre, in our class color, which was red. The F-100 was on an outside display between the dorm and academic building. Don’t know how many were involved, but it was an overnight job.

Well, the dumb shits used an oil-based paint and not a water-based paint. It cost tens of thousands of dollars to restore the airplane. Guess who paid for it? Everyone in my class got a bill for $50, payable BEFORE graduation. And that’s when $50 was worth $49.50!!!!

Wyoming Mike
Wyoming Mike
March 24, 2015 7:45 pm

I know James, but at least my relatives here keep their powder dry & shoot straight.

bb
bb
March 24, 2015 8:30 pm

Wyoming Mike , are you running away from your problems.?Let me guess. You got a gambling problem .

cantbaretowatch
cantbaretowatch
March 24, 2015 9:39 pm

Not looking forward to something happening but if it were to happen ( I believe it will), I hope that it happens while I can still draw a bead.