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kokoda
kokoda
October 27, 2015 4:47 pm

I have not come cross that phrase, but why bother with that politically correct phrase “I’m rather offended by that” when you can go right to….. Fuck You, Asshole.

Great time saver and eliminates any confusion. A great way to make friends.

starfcker
starfcker
October 27, 2015 5:50 pm

T4c, way too long. Fuck you is all you need.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 27, 2015 6:59 pm

Several times a day:

Everyone at my work: “Don’t you think that’s racist?”
Me: “Who fucking cares?”

ASIG
ASIG
October 27, 2015 7:16 pm

No don’t confuse me with someone who gives a shit!!

Phil from Oz
Phil from Oz
October 27, 2015 7:31 pm

Funny that Stephen Fry is almost the THE poster boy of “Precious Little Shit”. Loves to mock others (who he considers himself ever so superior to), but when he gets a little blowback, it’s off to the Lawyers we go . . . . .

Yet another “smart-ass comedian” who relies on demeaning those who are less privileged, and generally mocking those who make the effort but fail. His attitude is rather unfortunately very common in the “Oxbridge Set” – we’re so superior don’t you know.

DRUD
DRUD
October 27, 2015 8:22 pm

Think about it this way: who really suffers when someone is offended?

A very similar question as: who really suffers when someone holds a grudge?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
October 27, 2015 9:24 pm

I have no idea where I heard that kids under a certain number of years have no ego. Years ago we heard they were innocent. Some pagan societies still kill inconvenient babies, oh wait, that’s the USA.

You can’t use the word ‘rather’ in polite company over here, anymore than you can use the word ‘quite’ or ‘actually’. We have the west coast version of that precious phrase; “It pisses me off.”

My asshole boss from the rather effete and snobby region of Georgia-Florida was wont to use words like ‘pub’ and ‘petrol’ as well as ‘drawers’. All because he went to England once when he was in the AF.
He made a point to take off on Veterans day to go to the free day at Knott’s. That rather offended me, he wasn’t the only veteran there, jerk.

rhs jr
rhs jr
October 27, 2015 10:05 pm

I’m offended that you are offended, Bitch.

nkit
nkit
October 27, 2015 10:35 pm

Just because you are offended, that doesn’t make you right….no….

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
October 27, 2015 11:37 pm

Bob, are you talkin’ to me?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 28, 2015 12:01 am

Coyote, good take on being “rather offended”. I have a brother with those English pretensions. He’s totally gay. Not in the sense of homosexual, in the sense of retarded. I should ask him whether he’s smoked any fags lately.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
October 28, 2015 12:15 am

I know, right? The cornhole’s claim to fame was a form letter reply to his complaint to the local congressman that he would not stand for flag-burning. That reply was like a diploma or certificate of patriotism I guess. Pretentious should have been his middle name.

The sexy church lady stills laughs when I tell her of the time he went to Dead Lobster and ordered the large size lobster, to hear him tell it, they brought the thing on a gurney – everybody stared agape, he smugly informed the room, It’s called ‘Rockzilla.’

TJF
TJF
October 28, 2015 3:53 am
TJF
TJF
October 28, 2015 3:54 am

I’m offended at my failure to properly hotlink the image I tried to post.

starfcker
starfcker
October 28, 2015 4:01 am

Dead lobster. EC, I am so stealing that one

mike in ga
mike in ga
October 28, 2015 8:20 am

El Coyote sez; “My asshole boss from the rather effete and snobby region of Georgia-Florida was wont to use words like ‘pub’ and ‘petrol’ as well as ‘drawers’. All because he went to England once when he was in the AF.”

Now see here, we can’t be all gun-totin’ rednecks and effete and snobby so which is it? Or where is the “rather effete and snobby region of Georgia-Florida? When I think effete and snobby I definitely think the liberal bastions of the northeast and the rather effete enclaves of the west coast (you know who/where they are)! I’m thinkin Piglosi’s district. And snobby? Please. That obviously limits it to Florida.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
October 28, 2015 9:14 am

Loved this. The PC crap will not stop until we start getting rude and ugly in the faces of these buttholes. Tell them to fuck off, that you don’t give a shit, go piss up a rope, etc. Americans all want to be “nice”. There is no virtue in that. Be honest instead.

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
October 28, 2015 9:16 am

How could TPTB fill 24 hours a day of tv news without butthurt? Being offended is the fuel that drives the machine, take that away and we are back to the six o”clock news HOUR.

rhs jr
rhs jr
October 28, 2015 2:42 pm

El Cunning: Generally but not specifically to my humble knowledge. You have a Blessed Day.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
October 28, 2015 9:04 pm

mike, the guy is a walking contradiction, a redneck with dainty tastes in music – Bach – wearing a long beard and pony tail. I was being silly in describing his humble birthplace as if it were NE.