El Ciber – not to sound like the bitch from Jerry Maguire – but truth is – you had me on that wrestling post/vid. When I say I want to piss you off, it is really more ‘friendly’ as opposed to hostile. Kind of like teasing your retarded, gay brother, ya know? Got nothing against you. You tell it how it is. Much respect.
gm
December 7, 2015 10:07 pm
absolutely not you knucle dragging Mexican ,bean eating whatever)))))
I have just been working crazy hours due to one of my managers was on vacation , then boom 2 of my managers had deaths in their family , sigh, and I am covering for them actually .
I see daylight in my work schedule in about 2 weeks . I hold to family first at work . Tho sometimes it eats me up with a vengeance lol .
Speaking of smarts , which I am average , Someone who posts here , I will not name, actually used damn near my word for word response to a topic on TBP on a financial website. . It was almost copy and paste . I do not know if that is a good thing or a bad thing .
Only thing that pisses me off , is that when someone here posts something that I would like to use , I ask permission . I do not think it is right to use other’s words without permission .
If permission not given , I do not use the phrase or whatever .
But it is on srsrocco report , on comments , with someone ‘s particular avatar . Just seems kinda snide or something .
To the person that copied my answer , you have no honor if you do not reference TBP ,which is as close to a free open source website as I have found . Shame on you sir , if you do not give ADMIN that courtesy .
Wasn’t you EC .
If I see you ,the offending party , I will call you out , and be a SFM par excellence .
Jfish
December 7, 2015 10:13 pm
PS – I love that scene from pulp fiction. I just watched Kill Bill 1 & 2 these last few weeks during the lunch hours on my day job. Quentin Tarantino is a genius. I still think Reservoir Dogs is my all time favorite tho. But then again, Scarface was flippin awesome as well. IDK. I guess I’m still deciding after all these years. Later. G’nite El Ciber. U 2 GM….
EL Cibernetico
December 7, 2015 10:23 pm
I may use another’s excellent phrase or expression after complimenting them for it.
Point 1. There is nothing new under the sun and you may see your ideas repeated elsewhere.
Point 2. I have the same sneaking suspicion that the MSM guys read TBP for ideas. I can’t be just coincidence, can it? I mean within days you see the comments here appearing in the MSM.
Point 3. I don’t post anywhere else. I read the comments on ZH sometimes but they have no purpose other than being silly.
You should have posted your comment and referred everybody back to the appropriate thread here. That’s total dickiness and juvenile to steal another person’s work and take credit for it.
JFish says: I will admit to being a freaked out by that “commenting too much / slow down” message that KB, Admin & I referred to above. I was afraid I broke TBP.
1. Provide a clue as to what issue you are responding to.
2. Proofread (ask yourself if you can live with that comment if your mom saw it), correct spelling errors, copy your comment, remove the blue highlight, then:
3. Wait until the page stops loading before hitting submit comment, otherwise you get that WP smartass message.
4. If you get a CAPCHA, go to another page for a bit and then come back and try again.
8. Review Maggie’s article on posting pictures if they apply to your topic, if not, just post boobs – sans nipples – and pray for approval in the form of thumbs up – almost guaranteed with a boob pic.
EL Cibernetico's class for noobs
December 8, 2015 12:46 am
So you posted a comment and nobody cheered, you even got a couple of sympathy down thumbs from somebody pretending they read your comment. What to do:
1. Consider easy ways to commit suicide while writing a long screed blaming everybody on TBP for your demise.
2. Promise yourself that it doesn’t matter and your mom still loves you, hopefully she doesn’t read the crap you wrote after your demise.
3. Flip off everybody, blame them for your lousy sex, work, golf, life and let them have it full force, finishing up with: How you like me now, motherfuckers?
Jfish
December 8, 2015 2:29 pm
El Ciber – I like you just fine m-fer. But I will say that the fact I’m still posting on this thread makes me feel like I’m in the Stephen King movie, “The Langoliers”. Till next time, butt-head….
EL Cibernetico's
December 8, 2015 6:32 pm
Maggie said we could bullshit here all we wanted, we are safe here. Keeps us out of mischief elsewhere. And we can bullshit about anything we want. That was her dream, a place we can safely bs about anything.
JFish
December 8, 2015 9:55 pm
sounds good man. Have a great night
JFish
December 9, 2015 3:55 am
“Maggie said we could bullshit here all we wanted, we are safe here.”
BTW – I think I just MIGHT be starting to get your sense of humor
Maggie
December 9, 2015 7:24 am
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Ah, when I was a young lass I dressed all in blue
Because I believed in the red, white and blue.
And as I observed those around me I knew
That all I had thought was not close to true.
Now that I’m old and can see through the mask
I sometimes want God to call those to task
Who have stolen my dreams from my blissful young past
And caused me to stare in an abyss so vast.
Well, carry on.
Maggie
December 9, 2015 7:27 am
And copy Stucky’s favorite dancing banana gif
Do you know how?
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Maggie
December 9, 2015 10:59 am
I’m conducting an experiment with an attempt to link a PDF
Oh… OK… I guess since this post combines the dual nature of Andy Griffith along with the concept of the Patriot Act – that it only makes sense this thread goes on eternal.
1st El Ciber says Maggie is “controlling”. Then he says “Maggie said we could bullshit here all we wanted, we are safe here.” as if Maggie is the “Vice President of Comments & Posts” on TBP. Seems pretty funny to me!!
In now considering Stucky’s “rude, banana gif’s” along with “The Seventeenth Amendment and Federalism in an Age of National Political Parties” (which links only open up in the my brower and not in the PDF format, FYI) – I thinking this thread is going from SK’s Langoliers to more towards “The Three Faces of Eve”.
I am also starting to wonder if El Ciber just might be Stucky’s alternate Mexican personality. Quien es?
PS – My mom was a Navy Wac in WW II. TTYL MahLady…
Maggie
December 9, 2015 8:31 pm
Trollslayer, thanks for the sympathy concerning my mother and the humor concerning this thread. We could, very probably, get this thread to the 300 mark. Give old Andy a shot in the arm, so to speak.
Maggie
December 9, 2015 8:33 pm
Been a busy day and one that will be repeated again and again for some time. “tis what it is.
Maggie
December 9, 2015 8:34 pm
First time I noticed Patriot is misspelled in the title of the video.
Bea Lever
December 9, 2015 9:25 pm
Maggie- You look very smart in your uniform, very smart indeed. Have you always had a flare for technology, I’m a complete flop with computer crap?
Jfish
December 9, 2015 9:46 pm
Maggie – my bad – but I mentioned this thread in another tonight. No offense – but I’m kind of the “more the merrier’ kind of guy. Let’s go for 300. Why not? Andy Griffith deserves it. Just remember to take care of yourself first – so you can take care of your mom as needed. U got this…
Jfish
December 9, 2015 9:49 pm
Also – hello again, Bea. I have really enjoyed your posts today on Trump. G’nite, Ladies….
EL Cibernetico
December 9, 2015 10:32 pm
Jellyfish, Maggie is a lady, Bea is not. Which is not to say Bea is trash, just that if you were to date Bea, you’d be disappointed, if you get my point.
EL Cibernetico
December 9, 2015 10:34 pm
Maggie looks hot in uniform, dammit. And out of it.
Jfish
December 9, 2015 11:19 pm
El Ciber – thanks for the advice, But as I said before – I’m a sucker for the ladies. ‘Trashy” is a step up for me. I just like the attention….
Maggie
December 10, 2015 1:07 am
@EL Cibernetico, I look at that picture now, thinking back to how much “older” I was than most of the other recruits in basic training, when that photo was taken. I was at least 21 years old, having already bombed one year of college, worked in Texas in an oil refinery when the oil boom went bust, returned to college for a very successful academic year, struggling for dollars to pay rent and then decided that my high ASVAB scores might get me into an interesting career in uniform.
I was right and yes, Bea… I have always been pretty good in the technical realm. Unusual for a female, I suppose, but I grew up with an avid interest in what makes things work. Could repair my own POS Lemon Yellow Vega at 16, including installing a Holly 4 barrel carburetor in it.
Up late tonight because a damned fly was buzzing around. It is unseasonably warm here in the hills.
Maggie
December 10, 2015 1:55 pm
Well, we won’t get to 300 this way.
Jfish
December 10, 2015 4:33 pm
Hi Maggie! Still here! I enjoyed your post on the “male wussification” gig. I just think that there’s so many other good daily posts on TBP, that this one can’t help but die out at some point, ya know? I will keep checking though until it does…. In the meantime, have a great evening in the “hills”! 🙂
Jfish
December 10, 2015 4:47 pm
PS – I just left a post on the “Wussification” link as well. Indentured Servant (on the “Trump / Hillary” post from yesterday) has told me to focus more on “quality” as opposed to “quantity.’ He was right. Since my first post on last Saturday, I might have got a little carried away this week. Was having too much fun. But, I think I get it now. Is cool. In the words of El Ciber – was just a ” noob” mistake, I think. Gnite
Maggie
December 10, 2015 8:44 pm
Don’t sweat it… I told you to just jump in and you have. A few sharks around, but they aren’t fatal. You are doing fine.
My life is changed somewhat with my new situation unfolding. I took care of my Poppa G… (father in law) during his terminal time in assisted living and nursing care) but had hoped my parents’ paid attention to that.
Was wrong.
Jfish
December 10, 2015 9:04 pm
It’s a hard time for sure. Watching my parents wind down like a wind-up clock, seeing half of their life & half of mine, was a hard pill to swallow. Hang tough.
On another note – did you see the stuff on the “male wussification” post between Dutch & Montefro regarding the young lady Steph? Ouch! I probably shouldn’t have jumped in well it was like a reflex. We’ll see what shakes out. Gnite…
Maggie
December 10, 2015 10:01 pm
Nah… I like Stephanie too. She’s a bright young lady. A few years older than my son, but if he brought a gal home like her, I’d be jumping for joy. Some of the old assholes here can’t stand the fact that they really aren’t in charge of all knowledge and power.
Is why our country is in trouble. The assholes are everywhere.
Am doing okay. My parents made the same poor decisions as most others, based on the bad input of greedy doctors. America the Beautiful.
JFish
December 11, 2015 11:46 am
Hi Maggie – For some reason the comments from “pussification” post from yesterday won’t load. The screen is all grayed out and can’t see the comments?
Did El Ciber insult my wife or something? Is OK. I can’t handle anything. Or – do you think it was because I insulted the Mormans?
I don’t recall ever seeing this before? Is weird. When I said on the “Question / Entrepreneur” post “can’t we all just get a long”? I was just being ironic.
Or maybe its just on my end? Let me know if it loads for you. Not a big deal?
JFish
December 11, 2015 1:10 pm
All better now. The “pus-post” seems to be working again on my end. Have a good day Maggie
Maggie
December 11, 2015 8:54 pm
Don’t sweat the small stuff, Jfish.
I’ve been kind of busy today. I haven’t left the house, but lots of things to deal with. I’ve glanced at the computer a couple of times, but couldn’t summon the energy to actually read anything, much less comment.
In all honesty? I don’t want to do the nursing home thing again. I took care of Nick’s Dad and put a smile on my face, a song in my heart and a no-nonsense attitude with the caregivers in my stride so they never neglected my Poppa G. But, it was not pretty. Nursing homes are like the waiting room for death and the smells, the sounds, and the suffering is overwhelming sometimes. We had better choices, but my oldest sister was afraid there were hidden costs associated with them and so I feel like she can handle this one. When it is time to die, why is it that everyone else is more concerned about saving the soon to be deceased person’s money rather than spend it on quality care?
Never mind. I know. We spent Poppa G’s money happily. He was worried about whether he had enough and I told him that if he ran out, he would just have to live in my basement here or the treehouse. We laughed and laughed about that since he was in a wheelchair and could barely stand, much less climb stairs. But that was two years ago, so I knew what was coming for my own parents.
But, the eldest sister gets to make all the decisions and so she can do the nursing home thing since she wanted to save a few dollars.
One of my rabbits appears to be getting ready to have a litter. Which is odd since she hasn’t been bred since I brought her home 26 days ago. I suspect I was sold a slutty bunny who was already impregnated by some cavalier rabbit. We’ll see what we get.
My friend in Oklahoma called to tell me her youngest sister was killed by her estranged husband. She’s black, but that doesn’t make it less tragic. She is the one I filed EEOC charges for when a manager called her a little monkey.
My old friend here in Missouri was hit head on Thursday and has broken ribs, hip, two legs, a crushed ankle and is probably going to lose one foot.
It’s been a hell of a day.
Jfish
December 11, 2015 9:19 pm
So not much goin’ on then? Ha, ha! Dang! Like I said before, one day at a time. Whenever my daughters or wife would get stressed out, I would repeat that old cliche: ” life is easy by the inch, but hard by the yard”. Hang in there! Usually, at any given time you only have to choose one of two decisions to make. It’s like a flowchart . Just pick the best one and you will be flush. I got my black belt in this stuff, if you ever want to pick my brain with specifics let me know. TTYL
Jfish
December 11, 2015 9:21 pm
A “cinch by the inch”, I mean. If I keep making these typos will be at 300 before you know it! Gnite
Maggie
December 11, 2015 10:01 pm
My husband and I made a vow when his father was with us… We would always do the “right” thing. Period.
And the right thing is that thing that deep down you KNOW is what you are supposed to do. All the other rationalizations try to crowd it out, but it is really obvious.
Now? The right thing is to move the damned bunny into the basement and let her give birth sometime tonight. I’m having hassenpfeffer in a couple of months.
Later. Is like a private journal. LOL
EL Cibernetico
December 11, 2015 10:03 pm
Which one of your wives would that be? I suggested you were Mr Stud because you suggested you have more than one wife. Your the one who said, that’s what she calls me. Dream on, Jellyfish. Did I insult your wife, you idiot, I don’t know the poor woman, I have only sympathy for the gal married to you, she might fine you for spending so much time on the internets and not paying enough attention to her, them.
Maggie
December 12, 2015 7:01 am
@EC… I am glad to see you are still wrestling with Jfish. Jellyfish works, but I was actually trying to come up with a Dr. Seuss based nickname… do you have kids? If so, then you would almost have to know One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish…
JFish
December 12, 2015 1:08 pm
Ha, Ha! You guys crack me up!
Knock Knock
Who is it?
Hey! Have you seen Stucky?
No senor
Do you know where Stucky is?
No for sure senor, but I heard he may be selling house
Do you know when he will be back?
How would I know, Senor?
OK. We’ll thanks away!
Is OK, Senor
EL Cibernetico
December 12, 2015 1:16 pm
Maggie says: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish…
Jellyfish would make good sushi because he comes in bite sizes
EL Cibernetico
December 12, 2015 1:19 pm
Jfish, you could fuck up a handjob.
Where is the punch line in your joke?
EL Cibernetico
December 12, 2015 1:23 pm
Maggie says: The right thing is to move the damned bunny into the basement and let her give birth sometime tonight. I’m having hassenpfeffer in a couple of months.
Didn’t know you had a bun in the oven
EL Cibernetico
December 12, 2015 1:24 pm
Oh shit! I guess the rabbit is living a lie for real.
JFish
December 12, 2015 1:34 pm
Maggi… are you sure that damn rabbit isn’t a male albino squirrel? I’ve gotten them mixed up before too, you know
El Ciber – that’s the whole point! It’s an ANTI-JOKE.
Kind of like: Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Because baseball and soccer are much more popular sports in Mexico.
EL Cibernetico
December 12, 2015 1:43 pm
Fuck you, you can’t even tell anti-jokes, here’s this one:
Christmas day and there’s a large bin outside with little Billy’s name on it.
What’s that, Ma?
It’s the gift you asked Santa for.
No, Ma, I wanted a dumpster, you know those little furry things.
JFish
December 12, 2015 2:19 pm
Ouch! You always gotta out nigga’ me man!!! That’s like the worst joke I’ve heard in quite some time. Oh, well, guess I’ll keep tryin.
My kids got me into the anti-joke scene about a month ago. This FISH… has always gotta stay “certified fresh”, ya know? I thought I was rollin and chillin with it pretty good. Then ole EL Cyber comes along and kicks me right smack in the balls.
I’m gonna go back to my corner and when I come out next yo ass gonna be body-slammed right out of da mutha fuckin ring, yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maggie
December 12, 2015 2:20 pm
A furry little dumpster. That’s pretty good.
The rabbit is continuing to act as if she is going to give birth, however, no progress has been made. As for the albino squirrel comment? That squirrel has some mighty long ears, you know?
I planned on raising meat rabbits, but wasn’t planning on breeding the rabbits until after the new year. Soooo Prize. And I have NO IDEA what the sire looked like and since it was a favor from a truck farmer pal who made a special trip to bring me the two females and the not mature buck (then) I assume one of his bucks got in with her before I bought her.
Ordinarily, I’d be fine with it, but it is really bad timing to have an unwed bunny giving birth.
Maggie
December 12, 2015 2:22 pm
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This is Shirley. We have provided a cardboard box and paper towels, which she has shredded into a nest. She spent the morning lining the box with her fur, so I’m expecting to be a Grandbunny very soon.
El Ciber – not to sound like the bitch from Jerry Maguire – but truth is – you had me on that wrestling post/vid. When I say I want to piss you off, it is really more ‘friendly’ as opposed to hostile. Kind of like teasing your retarded, gay brother, ya know? Got nothing against you. You tell it how it is. Much respect.
absolutely not you knucle dragging Mexican ,bean eating whatever)))))
I have just been working crazy hours due to one of my managers was on vacation , then boom 2 of my managers had deaths in their family , sigh, and I am covering for them actually .
I see daylight in my work schedule in about 2 weeks . I hold to family first at work . Tho sometimes it eats me up with a vengeance lol .
Speaking of smarts , which I am average , Someone who posts here , I will not name, actually used damn near my word for word response to a topic on TBP on a financial website. . It was almost copy and paste . I do not know if that is a good thing or a bad thing .
Only thing that pisses me off , is that when someone here posts something that I would like to use , I ask permission . I do not think it is right to use other’s words without permission .
If permission not given , I do not use the phrase or whatever .
But it is on srsrocco report , on comments , with someone ‘s particular avatar . Just seems kinda snide or something .
To the person that copied my answer , you have no honor if you do not reference TBP ,which is as close to a free open source website as I have found . Shame on you sir , if you do not give ADMIN that courtesy .
Wasn’t you EC .
If I see you ,the offending party , I will call you out , and be a SFM par excellence .
PS – I love that scene from pulp fiction. I just watched Kill Bill 1 & 2 these last few weeks during the lunch hours on my day job. Quentin Tarantino is a genius. I still think Reservoir Dogs is my all time favorite tho. But then again, Scarface was flippin awesome as well. IDK. I guess I’m still deciding after all these years. Later. G’nite El Ciber. U 2 GM….
I may use another’s excellent phrase or expression after complimenting them for it.
Point 1. There is nothing new under the sun and you may see your ideas repeated elsewhere.
Point 2. I have the same sneaking suspicion that the MSM guys read TBP for ideas. I can’t be just coincidence, can it? I mean within days you see the comments here appearing in the MSM.
Point 3. I don’t post anywhere else. I read the comments on ZH sometimes but they have no purpose other than being silly.
You should have posted your comment and referred everybody back to the appropriate thread here. That’s total dickiness and juvenile to steal another person’s work and take credit for it.
https://youtu.be/ukzRwg05kzU?t=169
JFish says: I will admit to being a freaked out by that “commenting too much / slow down” message that KB, Admin & I referred to above. I was afraid I broke TBP.
1. Provide a clue as to what issue you are responding to.
2. Proofread (ask yourself if you can live with that comment if your mom saw it), correct spelling errors, copy your comment, remove the blue highlight, then:
3. Wait until the page stops loading before hitting submit comment, otherwise you get that WP smartass message.
4. If you get a CAPCHA, go to another page for a bit and then come back and try again.
8. Review Maggie’s article on posting pictures if they apply to your topic, if not, just post boobs – sans nipples – and pray for approval in the form of thumbs up – almost guaranteed with a boob pic.
So you posted a comment and nobody cheered, you even got a couple of sympathy down thumbs from somebody pretending they read your comment. What to do:
1. Consider easy ways to commit suicide while writing a long screed blaming everybody on TBP for your demise.
2. Promise yourself that it doesn’t matter and your mom still loves you, hopefully she doesn’t read the crap you wrote after your demise.
3. Flip off everybody, blame them for your lousy sex, work, golf, life and let them have it full force, finishing up with: How you like me now, motherfuckers?
El Ciber – I like you just fine m-fer. But I will say that the fact I’m still posting on this thread makes me feel like I’m in the Stephen King movie, “The Langoliers”. Till next time, butt-head….
Maggie said we could bullshit here all we wanted, we are safe here. Keeps us out of mischief elsewhere. And we can bullshit about anything we want. That was her dream, a place we can safely bs about anything.
sounds good man. Have a great night
“Maggie said we could bullshit here all we wanted, we are safe here.”
BTW – I think I just MIGHT be starting to get your sense of humor
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Ah, when I was a young lass I dressed all in blue
Because I believed in the red, white and blue.
And as I observed those around me I knew
That all I had thought was not close to true.
Now that I’m old and can see through the mask
I sometimes want God to call those to task
Who have stolen my dreams from my blissful young past
And caused me to stare in an abyss so vast.
Well, carry on.
And copy Stucky’s favorite dancing banana gif
Do you know how?
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I’m conducting an experiment with an attempt to link a PDF
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http://poseidon01.ssrn.com/delivery.php?ID=504031005120107020123092087120024119016062042032042036011083028094029071070069075124118119019036058121033120000095075082103122028072094051081016127092084072007122085054010072104091112065011123106125096096119076072098113028105067124122087003090115106&EXT=pdf
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2269077
Oh… OK… I guess since this post combines the dual nature of Andy Griffith along with the concept of the Patriot Act – that it only makes sense this thread goes on eternal.
1st El Ciber says Maggie is “controlling”. Then he says “Maggie said we could bullshit here all we wanted, we are safe here.” as if Maggie is the “Vice President of Comments & Posts” on TBP. Seems pretty funny to me!!
In now considering Stucky’s “rude, banana gif’s” along with “The Seventeenth Amendment and Federalism in an Age of National Political Parties” (which links only open up in the my brower and not in the PDF format, FYI) – I thinking this thread is going from SK’s Langoliers to more towards “The Three Faces of Eve”.
I am also starting to wonder if El Ciber just might be Stucky’s alternate Mexican personality. Quien es?
PS – My mom was a Navy Wac in WW II. TTYL MahLady…
Trollslayer, thanks for the sympathy concerning my mother and the humor concerning this thread. We could, very probably, get this thread to the 300 mark. Give old Andy a shot in the arm, so to speak.
Been a busy day and one that will be repeated again and again for some time. “tis what it is.
First time I noticed Patriot is misspelled in the title of the video.
Maggie- You look very smart in your uniform, very smart indeed. Have you always had a flare for technology, I’m a complete flop with computer crap?
Maggie – my bad – but I mentioned this thread in another tonight. No offense – but I’m kind of the “more the merrier’ kind of guy. Let’s go for 300. Why not? Andy Griffith deserves it. Just remember to take care of yourself first – so you can take care of your mom as needed. U got this…
Also – hello again, Bea. I have really enjoyed your posts today on Trump. G’nite, Ladies….
Jellyfish, Maggie is a lady, Bea is not. Which is not to say Bea is trash, just that if you were to date Bea, you’d be disappointed, if you get my point.
Maggie looks hot in uniform, dammit. And out of it.
El Ciber – thanks for the advice, But as I said before – I’m a sucker for the ladies. ‘Trashy” is a step up for me. I just like the attention….
@EL Cibernetico, I look at that picture now, thinking back to how much “older” I was than most of the other recruits in basic training, when that photo was taken. I was at least 21 years old, having already bombed one year of college, worked in Texas in an oil refinery when the oil boom went bust, returned to college for a very successful academic year, struggling for dollars to pay rent and then decided that my high ASVAB scores might get me into an interesting career in uniform.
I was right and yes, Bea… I have always been pretty good in the technical realm. Unusual for a female, I suppose, but I grew up with an avid interest in what makes things work. Could repair my own POS Lemon Yellow Vega at 16, including installing a Holly 4 barrel carburetor in it.
Up late tonight because a damned fly was buzzing around. It is unseasonably warm here in the hills.
Well, we won’t get to 300 this way.
Hi Maggie! Still here! I enjoyed your post on the “male wussification” gig. I just think that there’s so many other good daily posts on TBP, that this one can’t help but die out at some point, ya know? I will keep checking though until it does…. In the meantime, have a great evening in the “hills”! 🙂
PS – I just left a post on the “Wussification” link as well. Indentured Servant (on the “Trump / Hillary” post from yesterday) has told me to focus more on “quality” as opposed to “quantity.’ He was right. Since my first post on last Saturday, I might have got a little carried away this week. Was having too much fun. But, I think I get it now. Is cool. In the words of El Ciber – was just a ” noob” mistake, I think. Gnite
Don’t sweat it… I told you to just jump in and you have. A few sharks around, but they aren’t fatal. You are doing fine.
My life is changed somewhat with my new situation unfolding. I took care of my Poppa G… (father in law) during his terminal time in assisted living and nursing care) but had hoped my parents’ paid attention to that.
Was wrong.
It’s a hard time for sure. Watching my parents wind down like a wind-up clock, seeing half of their life & half of mine, was a hard pill to swallow. Hang tough.
On another note – did you see the stuff on the “male wussification” post between Dutch & Montefro regarding the young lady Steph? Ouch! I probably shouldn’t have jumped in well it was like a reflex. We’ll see what shakes out. Gnite…
Nah… I like Stephanie too. She’s a bright young lady. A few years older than my son, but if he brought a gal home like her, I’d be jumping for joy. Some of the old assholes here can’t stand the fact that they really aren’t in charge of all knowledge and power.
Is why our country is in trouble. The assholes are everywhere.
Am doing okay. My parents made the same poor decisions as most others, based on the bad input of greedy doctors. America the Beautiful.
Hi Maggie – For some reason the comments from “pussification” post from yesterday won’t load. The screen is all grayed out and can’t see the comments?
Did El Ciber insult my wife or something? Is OK. I can’t handle anything. Or – do you think it was because I insulted the Mormans?
I don’t recall ever seeing this before? Is weird. When I said on the “Question / Entrepreneur” post “can’t we all just get a long”? I was just being ironic.
Or maybe its just on my end? Let me know if it loads for you. Not a big deal?
All better now. The “pus-post” seems to be working again on my end. Have a good day Maggie
Don’t sweat the small stuff, Jfish.
I’ve been kind of busy today. I haven’t left the house, but lots of things to deal with. I’ve glanced at the computer a couple of times, but couldn’t summon the energy to actually read anything, much less comment.
In all honesty? I don’t want to do the nursing home thing again. I took care of Nick’s Dad and put a smile on my face, a song in my heart and a no-nonsense attitude with the caregivers in my stride so they never neglected my Poppa G. But, it was not pretty. Nursing homes are like the waiting room for death and the smells, the sounds, and the suffering is overwhelming sometimes. We had better choices, but my oldest sister was afraid there were hidden costs associated with them and so I feel like she can handle this one. When it is time to die, why is it that everyone else is more concerned about saving the soon to be deceased person’s money rather than spend it on quality care?
Never mind. I know. We spent Poppa G’s money happily. He was worried about whether he had enough and I told him that if he ran out, he would just have to live in my basement here or the treehouse. We laughed and laughed about that since he was in a wheelchair and could barely stand, much less climb stairs. But that was two years ago, so I knew what was coming for my own parents.
But, the eldest sister gets to make all the decisions and so she can do the nursing home thing since she wanted to save a few dollars.
One of my rabbits appears to be getting ready to have a litter. Which is odd since she hasn’t been bred since I brought her home 26 days ago. I suspect I was sold a slutty bunny who was already impregnated by some cavalier rabbit. We’ll see what we get.
My friend in Oklahoma called to tell me her youngest sister was killed by her estranged husband. She’s black, but that doesn’t make it less tragic. She is the one I filed EEOC charges for when a manager called her a little monkey.
My old friend here in Missouri was hit head on Thursday and has broken ribs, hip, two legs, a crushed ankle and is probably going to lose one foot.
It’s been a hell of a day.
So not much goin’ on then? Ha, ha! Dang! Like I said before, one day at a time. Whenever my daughters or wife would get stressed out, I would repeat that old cliche: ” life is easy by the inch, but hard by the yard”. Hang in there! Usually, at any given time you only have to choose one of two decisions to make. It’s like a flowchart . Just pick the best one and you will be flush. I got my black belt in this stuff, if you ever want to pick my brain with specifics let me know. TTYL
A “cinch by the inch”, I mean. If I keep making these typos will be at 300 before you know it! Gnite
My husband and I made a vow when his father was with us… We would always do the “right” thing. Period.
And the right thing is that thing that deep down you KNOW is what you are supposed to do. All the other rationalizations try to crowd it out, but it is really obvious.
Now? The right thing is to move the damned bunny into the basement and let her give birth sometime tonight. I’m having hassenpfeffer in a couple of months.
Later. Is like a private journal. LOL
Which one of your wives would that be? I suggested you were Mr Stud because you suggested you have more than one wife. Your the one who said, that’s what she calls me. Dream on, Jellyfish. Did I insult your wife, you idiot, I don’t know the poor woman, I have only sympathy for the gal married to you, she might fine you for spending so much time on the internets and not paying enough attention to her, them.
@EC… I am glad to see you are still wrestling with Jfish. Jellyfish works, but I was actually trying to come up with a Dr. Seuss based nickname… do you have kids? If so, then you would almost have to know One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish…
Ha, Ha! You guys crack me up!
Knock Knock
Who is it?
Hey! Have you seen Stucky?
No senor
Do you know where Stucky is?
No for sure senor, but I heard he may be selling house
Do you know when he will be back?
How would I know, Senor?
OK. We’ll thanks away!
Is OK, Senor
Maggie says: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish…
Jellyfish would make good sushi because he comes in bite sizes
Jfish, you could fuck up a handjob.
Where is the punch line in your joke?
Maggie says: The right thing is to move the damned bunny into the basement and let her give birth sometime tonight. I’m having hassenpfeffer in a couple of months.
Didn’t know you had a bun in the oven
Oh shit! I guess the rabbit is living a lie for real.
Maggi… are you sure that damn rabbit isn’t a male albino squirrel? I’ve gotten them mixed up before too, you know
El Ciber – that’s the whole point! It’s an ANTI-JOKE.
Kind of like: Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Because baseball and soccer are much more popular sports in Mexico.
Fuck you, you can’t even tell anti-jokes, here’s this one:
Christmas day and there’s a large bin outside with little Billy’s name on it.
What’s that, Ma?
It’s the gift you asked Santa for.
No, Ma, I wanted a dumpster, you know those little furry things.
Ouch! You always gotta out nigga’ me man!!! That’s like the worst joke I’ve heard in quite some time. Oh, well, guess I’ll keep tryin.
My kids got me into the anti-joke scene about a month ago. This FISH… has always gotta stay “certified fresh”, ya know? I thought I was rollin and chillin with it pretty good. Then ole EL Cyber comes along and kicks me right smack in the balls.
I’m gonna go back to my corner and when I come out next yo ass gonna be body-slammed right out of da mutha fuckin ring, yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A furry little dumpster. That’s pretty good.
The rabbit is continuing to act as if she is going to give birth, however, no progress has been made. As for the albino squirrel comment? That squirrel has some mighty long ears, you know?
I planned on raising meat rabbits, but wasn’t planning on breeding the rabbits until after the new year. Soooo Prize. And I have NO IDEA what the sire looked like and since it was a favor from a truck farmer pal who made a special trip to bring me the two females and the not mature buck (then) I assume one of his bucks got in with her before I bought her.
Ordinarily, I’d be fine with it, but it is really bad timing to have an unwed bunny giving birth.
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This is Shirley. We have provided a cardboard box and paper towels, which she has shredded into a nest. She spent the morning lining the box with her fur, so I’m expecting to be a Grandbunny very soon.