The former ‘Dirty Jobs’ Host and ‘Deadliest Catch’ narrator’s under a great deal of scrutiny after an image of what appears as Mike Rowe from a frickin parallel universe, holding up a bank, surfaced. The resemblance is uncanny, in every sense of the word.
The rumors went viral after various folks across Facebook joked that this was a maddened, wild ploy by Rowe to kickstart a new season of ‘Dirty Jobs.’
Rowe was quick to the punch and fought to quell the fast uprising of these rumors by releasing an alibi on his Facebook page: “For what it’s worth, I was in Kansas Monday, and can prove it, if need be.”
Rowe went on to bury himself in a bit of a hole by offering up something of an outlandish theory, “what if the thief was not an idiot, but a clever person of below average height wearing a Mike Rowe Mask?”
Alright. Will the real Mike Rowe please stand up?
Imagine this: you’re a student looking for some specific edition of a no doubt ridiculously overpriced textbook, and you think you found what you need on Amazon. You order it, relieved that you don’t have to go to your school’s bookstore and provide your firstborn as payment. Only when you get the book, it’s the wrong edition. You contact Amazon to track down the right edition, and after a few days they tell you they don’t have it and to return the book for a full refund.
That’s exactly what happened to Pedro in Ireland. Frustrated with his experience, Pedro left a negative review in a customer satisfaction survey, only to later find an enormous schlong, “The Hulk 10.25-inch Huge Dong Black,” in his shopping cart ready to offend any delicate sensibilities: “I was at the office, in an open space, with people behind me. A guy and two girls were sitting by me when I opened up Amazon and they saw the contents of my shopping basket.” Well, maybe your coworkers should learn not to look at other peoples’ monitors, Pedro.
Pedro contacted customer support, and though they wouldn’t confirm an Amazon representative had placed the item in his cart, they issued him a €100 credit and an apology, saying they would work with HR to make sure this didn’t happen again.
Pedro stands by his actions, believing that any bad customer service should be reported, and that “the entry for “The Hulk” is completely misleading. I would expect something called “The Hulk” to be green. It’s picture is pink and the description says it is black. My whole issue with Amazon.de started because of incorrect description of items — and this entry does not help their case.”
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“Teacher’s”: AFFIRMATIVE ACTION.
The monkey video reminded me of another one
Wasn’t that last one BB and Stucky enjoying an intimate moment?
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Oklahoma Jackpot Winner Dies After Gold Plating His Testicles
Justin Reiter from Tulsa, Oklahoma , died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate an astonishing $598,556 jackpot win.
According to friends, the 27-year-old was enamored with the 2002 movie comedy Goldmember—an Austin Powers parody of the Bond movie Goldfinger in which Powers is hunting a criminal mastermind who colors his victims’ man parts in gold.
Justin started by painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, but quickly decided that a simple coloring wasn’t enough: he needed to take it to the next level, he needed the real gold. To complete the makeshift operation, Reiter used a professional automotive gold plater that he borrowed from a garage. Unfortunately in the twelve hours following the procedure, Justing encountered a series of health issues that ultimately led to his death.
Autopsy reports shows that the actual cause of death was lead-based paint poisoning.
Dr Ian Joseffson of the Oklahoma Community Hospital warns of a growing trend of wannabie gangsters attempt the “deadly operation”.
Some experts believe the trend stems from the Mayas who painted their bodies with gold to empower themselves as offering the gods.
Others think it’s because, ultimately, these people are stupid.
Well, hopefully Gold O Nut, dumbass, had the sense to will his newfound wealth to his relatives or some just cause.
Yet I doubt it.
Gold nuts deserves a Darwin Award.
Ian