The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil were called to a bar Feb. 5 with a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men.
Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino of the Fire department said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone.
“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” said Laurentino.
As it turns out, you need a substantial amount of schooling to become a medical doctor. 18-year-old Florida teen Malachi Love-Robinson has been arrested for trying to skirt around that fact by simply impersonating one. According to the Charlotte Observer, this case is connected to a mysterious teen wandering the halls of a West Palm Beach hospital dressed as a doctor one year ago.
This time it seems that he opened his own clinic. He went under the name Dr. Malachi A. Love-Robinson PhD, HHP-C, AMP-C according to his profile on the website for his clinic the New Birth New Life Medical Center and Urgent Care LLC.
For those of you unfamiliar with medical certifications, HHP-C and AMP-C mean… nothing. But they do help him sound important!
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1st video – I hope El Coyote got his knife back.
2nd photo – regarding the chick with the lamb. I’d lay odds her name is Mary.
Also – call me a “tin-foil hatter”, I don’t care. But I believe the photo with Mary and her lamb is documented and indisputable proof that nursery rhymes are true.
Classroom could be in Iran and she brought lunch.
Or in San Francisco and it is a therapy lamb.
Unbelievable says: regarding the chick with the lamb. I’d lay odds her name is Mary.
You’d lay anything that bleats