WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

1649

Summertime and bottom biscuits. Goes together like lamb & tuna fish.

1647

Looking like the worst tag team duo of all time.

1650

Listen lady, we aren’t blind. You don’t need to spell it out for us. Mainly because I think you overestimate the amount of fucks everyone else even gives about you.

1645

Dude, that look barely works on 1 year olds and everything they do is adorable. You could honestly not be any further from the word adorable right now unless you were the last word in the dictionary…which is zyzzyva by the way. You’re welcome.

1644

Things have gone south very quickly and we’re all in trouble.

1646

Not sure who created this sneak peek look on some of these clothes but they clearly didn’t think it all the way through. Clearly nobody wins here but we can still try to figure out “Who Wears it Better?”

1643

It’s like the weirdest UN meeting ever!

1642

What are you possibly doing wrong while driving to screw up like that? I’ve passed cars as I’m texting while driving and speeding recklessly at the same time because I’m rushing home so I don’t poop my pants and I’ve still managed not to put my car up in the air.

1640

Anyone else still sitting at work hungover from Memorial Day?

1641

Getting really impressed with Aflac’s customer service. Those commercials are spot on.

1639

We are almost halfway to Christmas.Where the hell did 2016 go? Why hasn’t anything improved? Why does this guy’s face look like my reaction to everything right now?

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This little gem comes from our hometown of Myrtle Beach where during Memorial Day weekend it turns into “Black Bike Week.” In case you’re wondering what that is, it’s basically a bunch of dudes on bikes and a bunch of chicks dressed like this. Lots of PoWM material to be found.

1635

I was wondering what Scottish people do on vacation. Turns out they just rock kilt bathing suits. Suns out, guns out. Those cannons are gonna look so good all tanned on those bagpipes.

1637

Those bottom biscuits look like they rose too much and are melting their way down the pan.

1638

Richard Simmons would be hella proud of your sweatin’ to the oldies look.

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artbyjoe
artbyjoe
June 4, 2016 7:58 am

first photo: is she, or isn’t she? mmmmmm

Ed
Ed
June 4, 2016 8:30 am

” we can still try to figure out “Who Wears it Better?””

If you can’t figure out who wears it better in those two pics without trying, don’t try to cross the street without yo’ momma.

Muck About
Muck About
June 4, 2016 4:46 pm

Holy Shit! Where do these monsters and exhibition freaks come from.. I’ve seen a few in my local Wally’s world – usually when we go shopping for staples at 7AM in the Am.. A stocker there says they come out between 11P and 3AM and are really something to see. Especially the first of the month when SNAP cards are filled up.

MA

Full Retard
Full Retard
June 4, 2016 5:13 pm

Aw shit now I will have to sneak back across the border. Go back everybody, America is lost. Gringos locos, Vamonos!