CAPTION CONTEST

First time a major political party has nominated the subject of an FBI investigation.

First time a major political party has nominated the wife of an impeached perjurer and an alleged rapist.

First time a major political party has nominated a woman who helped Russia acquire 20% of America’s uranium supply.

It’s the first time a major political party has nominated an amateur cattle futures trader with 100% accuracy after having read the Wall Street Journal.

First time a major political party has nominated a lawyer who defended a child rapist and laughed about it.

First time a major political party has nominated a lawyer who was kicked off the Watergate committee due to ethical lapses.

First time a major political party has nominated someone who stole nearly $200,000 worth of furniture from the White House.

First time a major political party has nominated someone whose chief of staff has known ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

First time a major political party has nominated a survivor of the Siege of Tuzla.

First time a major political party has nominated someone who has worn a $12,000 jacket to give a speech on income inequality.

First time a major political party has nominated someone who helped sell presidential pardons to wealthy campaign contributors.

First time a major political party has nominated the former leader of the Bimbo Eruption Squad.