Students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton.
They were asked to do a book report and contrast the 2 books.
One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton : Cost = $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica’s.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Lets not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica… Ooh, lets not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.
His professor gave him an A+
This was a college assignment? While interesting and rather clever and humorous (though hardly an A+ paper), I wish the professor would have had the class read; “The Last Jeffersonian. Grover Cleveland and the Path to Restoring The Republic.” By Ryan Walters. Maybe contrast that book with “Suicide Pact” or “Theodore and Woodrow” both written by Andrew Napolitano. It sounds like while the professor was on the right track with his political science direction, his means to teach it, as well as well as his grading system, were rather meant for middle school students.
I bet you’re a barrel of laughs at a party, Rojam.
Lol. I’m a fun guy. A real nut, at times. I just don’t think that was a college material assignment. Nor a college caliber paper.
It’s a joke people. And a good one at that.
Looks like the joke was on me. It isn’t the 1st time. Nor the 301st time. I guess the knuckledraggin website has made me the knuckleHEAD of this site! Lol. Lol. A bit embarrassed.
Very funny and I dig the knuckledraggin website. It’s a good one to swing by for a few minutes every couple of days.
I’ve sent these to several people. It was so funny.
Way too funny and worth sharing (with reference to Knuckledraggin.)