A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float. Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars. He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court. Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early. In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft. In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.
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It was supposed to provide the perfect festive romantic moment: a mistletoe drone that would get diners at TGI Friday’s to kiss on camera.
But the restaurant’s plan to lure in festive diners went horribly wrong after one of the machines smashed into a photographer’s face at a launch event in New York.
Georgine Benvenuto was left in shock after the machine flew into her face, slicing off the tip of her nose and cutting open a section of her lip.
The ten-inch drone became so entangled in Miss Benvenuto’s hair that she even feared she would lose an eye.
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I think the ‘Price is Right’ bubble wrap wheel is a win, as is the man with no arms drawing a bow and arrow and hitting the bullseye.
I thought the bubble wrap was funny too–like something the clowns I used to work with were always coming up with and keeping the job interesting.
I like the “free would” sign and the frustrated armed robber. Jumping on the skateboard is also on my list.
Wives may put a damper on our free will but we can still indulge our free would.
I weep for our future. Free would or no free would.
Greetings,
The guy that cant stop himself from having sex with inflatable pool and Halloween decorations is my new all time favorite. I’m thrilled that he is from my home state of Ohio but I think he’d have a much better audience out here in California. First, he’d have a much wider accepting liberal audience out here and, with our warm weather, no more embarrassment because of the cold.
It’s a shame mental institutions are so expensive.
“You told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom”
Jeff Ross Roasts…….
That’s a keeper.
How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck would?