There is not an animal around, live or stuffed, that can conquer the true alpha – whale tail.
Lots of adjective come to mind right now. Not surprisingly, bootylicious is not one of them.
That awkward moment when you show up for your day job and think you’re at your night job.
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It’s kind of like how supermarkets package their meat in saran wrap so you can see what you’re buying. Not saying I’d buy this even if it were a manager’s special with reduced pricing, I”m just saying it’s like that.
Maybe we should all give this guy a “hand” for his White Trash Repair? Huh? Right guys? Because it’s a glove. Ahhh screw all of you.
I feel like I can see why. Not much of a pose you’ve got there man. Not even a smile. Hell at least the double finger gun brothers are smiling.
Because nothing proves how classy you are like sporting those undies.
You ever discover something and finally a song truly clicks with you? Even speaks to your inner soul. That’s how I feel about Taylor Swift right now. I can finally see and feel exactly what she was singing about when she spoke those poetic words of “Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate”! So on point right now. Stop the killer mites.
Actually, at the rate it appears to be growing it might actually be able to spank itself….Although I’m not fully convinced this is real and I don’t have the time or actual interest enough to investigate it further. What are your thoughts?
Hi kids! Today’s episode of People of Walmart is brought to you by the letter M. M is for more curlers! Yaaaaaaa!
What do you expect to happen wearing that shirt? A gay couple is going to walk behind you, read it like they haven’t heard it 7,000 times before and have some epiphany and realize they are no longer attracted to other dudes?
Gotta admire the balls on this guy. Not that he is casually walking around with his pants down like it’s no big deal, I mean actually admire his testicles hanging down.
Your butt crack looks like the paintings in the cartoons where the eyes are real & they follow you from side to side.
I bet you’d like to give that a ride eh???
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