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The four parole board members voted unanimously and said the decision was “fair” based on the amount of time that Simpson has already served. He will be released in October.


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Mike Murray
Mike Murray
July 20, 2017 3:12 pm

That P.O.S. isn’t worth a caption.

WIP
WIP
July 20, 2017 3:30 pm

Damn, just in time for the race war!!

Dutchman
Dutchman
July 20, 2017 3:33 pm

He said “the first thing I’m going to do is buy a good set of steak knives”

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Dutchman
July 20, 2017 6:39 pm

Dutch,it’s good to see you made bail-how’d those Somali cops treat you?Can you walk?

Gator
Gator
  TampaRed
July 20, 2017 7:11 pm

“Where are all the white women at”

or maybe : “I dindu nuffin”- the classics are classic for a reason…

Andrew
Andrew
July 20, 2017 3:39 pm

My son kills my ex-wife. I finally get out of jail. He better be thankful.

kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
July 20, 2017 3:59 pm

I got 2 whiteys – smiling cuz I got off scot-free.

crawfisher
crawfisher
July 20, 2017 4:11 pm

Now I can start looking for Nicole’s killer after 23 years.

Mesomorph
Mesomorph
July 20, 2017 4:35 pm

The Juice is loose!

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 20, 2017 4:54 pm

No comment necessary

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 20, 2017 4:57 pm

No caption here. I’m just glad he can get back to the golf courses of the world to track down the real killer.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 20, 2017 4:59 pm

All excellent points about OJ.

MarshRabbit
MarshRabbit
July 20, 2017 5:01 pm

Why was OJ aquitted in the double murder? Here’s why?

Michael M
Michael M
July 20, 2017 6:18 pm

Goodell just called to ask if OJ would become lead investigator in his new Clown Department: I Spy

rhs jr
rhs jr
July 20, 2017 7:00 pm

His jury pardon was the racial turning point in America that has brought unconstitutional (14th Amend) discrimination against Whites and Asians to a head: we have had it with racist. OJ’s the White’s Racial Epiphany.

MarshRabbit
MarshRabbit
  rhs jr
July 20, 2017 9:53 pm

“jury pardon”??? It’s the duty of any jury to acquit if “reasonable doubt” exists. After Detective Furman took the 5th three times, No jury could fail to find reasonable doubt. The LA cops blew this case when they tried to frame a guilty man.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  MarshRabbit
July 21, 2017 8:44 am

There you go. A dirty cop allowed a killer to walk free.

As much as it sucks, you really can’t argue the point. No reasonable jury could convict after the that testimony.

Big Ben
Big Ben
July 20, 2017 7:04 pm

Guess what’s in my hands.

Gator
Gator
July 20, 2017 7:13 pm

He joining an elite team along with JenBenet Ramsey’s family to track down their loved ones real killers. Rumor is Congressman Gary Condit might join them.

kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
July 20, 2017 7:20 pm

I’d like my gloves returned.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
July 20, 2017 9:07 pm

Sad day. I was hoping for another 9 years. At least.

kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
  Westcoaster
July 20, 2017 9:25 pm

COAST…..missed you

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Hollow man
Hollow man
July 20, 2017 11:01 pm

Where are all the white women at?

Rob
Rob
July 21, 2017 1:01 am

Bring on those Kardashian women. I’m tired of sex with all these white dudes.

rhs jr
rhs jr
July 21, 2017 9:05 am

There was plenty of evidence to convict OJ of double murder; Furman was a dirty cop and an issue that should have been pursued too; find a POS dirty cop (how hard is that) and double murderer gets a pass is BS.

Truther
Truther
July 21, 2017 10:19 am

I promise not to kill more white people…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 21, 2017 10:33 am

OJ wasn’t in jail for killing anyone, he was acquitted for that.

For the crime he was convicted of 8 years was probably longer than most other first offense convicts serve.

I imagine that was the consideration of the parole board, and that is the way it should be, his time served and record as a prisoner being what was considered since there was nothing else in terms of criminal convictions to be considered related to his crime.

The world works the way it works, not the way you think it should work or the way you want it to work.

RiNS
RiNS
July 21, 2017 11:48 am

Where can I buy a Yorkie to keep me company.

karalan
karalan
July 21, 2017 8:29 pm

Let’s see – paying $25,000 per month (in after tax income) so his unfaithful ex-wife who never earned a dime can live in his house with her new boyfriend while OJ starves. Might as well kill her.