I’ll have sporadic internet connection over the next week. I’ll try to post stuff first thing in the morning and sometime at night, but the middle of the day will likely be silent. Maybe some rest and relaxation will recharge my batteries and get me to writing again. Have a great Sunday.
Have fun Jim. Get some rest…you deserve it.
Come to S.C. and I’ll take you fishing in my 80 acre private pond .
Our closest “neighbors” have a private lake on their acreage. The best sort of neighborhood includes people with private bodies of water that do not contain chemicals.
JQ, I will be sending you a jar of my magic granola this week. It will recharge your batteries and grow you a new testicle.
I will also send you something informative.
So Maggie, are you going to market your granola?
If not, then why not share the recipe? Inquiring minds,
and fellow TBPers would love to make a healthy treat…
following your lead/recipe.
Suzanna
My real fans insist I could market it on Etsy or for myself. I go back and forth on that. I’ve taught a couple people the “trick” of making the granola (is truly in the baking of it), I think, but only a few of them have continued to make it. So, I’ll share with you, Suzanna.
It’s a despicable canard that Admin only has one ball, it’s that his right ball is the size of a bull’s and the left ball is normal size. So you don’t have to try to help Admin ‘grow a pair’.
Your energy has amazed me for quite some time. Just doing what you do is amazing but to do it with wisdom and enthusiasm is something special. Get your gas tank filled we need your input.
Respectfully,
otc
You come out here to Chubby Bunny Farms Admin and I will take you to my neighbor’s secluded lake hidden away a mile or so down a deer trail you can only see if you know what you are looking at to fish, have cold beer and pop off a few shots at targets or even a few wild rabbit and, gasp, wild deer! Then, I will turn whatever you catch into a gourmet meal seasoned with natural spices, seasoning and animal fats accompanied by CIS (carbs in skins… I would like this added to TBP’s lexicon as well) and washed down with a cold homebrew.
Look for a sample of my newest batch of Chubby Bunny Farms Granola snack mix aka “miracle food” in the post it box this week. I’ll include a map for you to navigate your way “pioneer” style across the backroads and byways of the beleaguered meth-ridden central U.S. to my little hidden valley ranch, where we don’t take American Express OR Visa. We like the four Bees: Beans, Bullets, Bullion and Bibles. Now, for you illiterate asswipes out there who think I’m suggesting that without a connection to God/Jesus/Allah/Quetzacoatl/Buddha/Mohammed/FlyingSpaghettiMonster/pickyourpoison in the form of a Bible, my little subsistence life would not be complete, please take a look at each of my four Bees (nod to any beas out there as well as any followers of the monkey bird from South American and El Coyote I will bet you anything you are wondering how I plucked that particular image from your understanding of your own history.) Beans means a lot of things to a lot of people. Bullets are pretty self-explanatory, though you really might be surprised at what will serve as a weapon in a pinch. Bullion is another multiple entrendre that suggests something that holds value, but is condensed in form. Like the vegetable matter from a pressure-cooked chicken that has been dehydrated from the broth, then ground into a “bullion” storage of taste and flavor. Or store of wealth. Same thing. Food and wealth.
Bible means Word. Duh. Reading material and entertainment for life outside the hustle and bustle world most of us sell every waking moment of our stinking lives so we can pay taxes to the Congresscritters and the Military Industrial Complex workers who give us nothing in return.
Hope that makes sense.
Maggie,
You make sense…but the exciting part is that you are
volunteering to share your recipe. I am eager to see it.
So thanks,
Suzanna
Oh, my goodness, are you standing right behind me?
Only in spirit Maggie, I await the recipe.
I am grateful.
Suzanna
“Some men fish all of their lives not knowing that it is not fish they are after”.
……..Henry David Thoreau
I apologize for being such a dick these past few weeks. It’s the only way I can deal with the sadness.
I saw my grandson yesterday and I’ve been crying all day today.
EC,
Why are you crying about your grandson?
He has moved out… I think the dear boy lived with EC for a time and grumpy grampy misses the little critter.
Maggie,
thank you. I was worried for a minute there.
We, me and the Mr., will be seeing a grandson
in November. My younger son is married.
I intend to spoil the Mom and treat her like the
princess she is.
Suzanna
Admin,
enjoy the fishing. We love you.
Suzanna
I am going to be working on some projects (an article for TBP, I HOPE to finish) and a big pot of homemade Marinara style sauce which may or may not become a casserole similar to lasagna but made with CIS aka Carbs in Skins (I’ve asked Admin to add this to TBP’s lexicon) instead. Portabella mushrooms, yellow/summer squash, spaghetti squash and even carrots and cauliflower are excellent CIS to replace processed noodles.
So, if I get it ready, I’ll let you know about the granola making guide.
Wow Maggie,
I have a new concept, thanks to you.
CIS…a fantastic idea. You are a savior with
that information. (It isn’t even so much about good
carbs vrs. bad carbs, it is about cutting the pesticide)
Suzanna