Back when I was a lowly cement mason I used to watch the weather pretty regular because there is not much worse that putting 2000 square feet of fresh mud on the ground right before it rains. Watching the weather was a futile endeavor in my part of the country because the weather people cant reliably tell me what happened yesterday let alone what’s going to happen today.
I eventually gave up watching the weather but not before fantasizing about how great it must be to have a job where you can be wrong and make mistakes 60% of the time and not only get paid but receive raises and bonuses.
My current job is as much art as it is skill. It’s a lot like being a TV weatherman in that I can get it wrong and still get paid. I grow specialized semiconductor crystals which eventually end up in some damned cool products including a space craft called New Horizons that will still be cruising the Milky Way galaxy long after our Sun burns itself out, incinerating the Earth in the process a few billion years from now.
One of the tools I use is a high precision temperature controller. We only use about 1/10th of one percent of the features this controller offers but we have to navigate nearly the entire menu system to access the features we do use.
So last night, after a shitty night the night before where I had to melt back a ten hour old crystal and start over, I reach a point where the crystal is becoming sharp and it spontaneously starts to grow a dendrite. This is fairly common and I wasn’t concerned until I fat fingered a menu item in the temperature controller setting up a runaway temperature increase that I did not know was possible and had no idea how to correct.
My immediate concern was for the crystal itself but this machine runs at close to 600 degrees Celsius and contains a number of water jackets to keep things stable. However, proper crystal growth conditions require the main water jacket to run at 87 degrees C which only leaves a 13 degree margin of safety before a steam explosion becomes part of your future. Steam explosions kill people…..mmkay.
So I’m freaking the fuck out hammering away at menu options like a crazed piano player, trying to regain control by fixing whatever I had done wrong. The temp is increasing at one full degree every ten seconds. Every option I try is not working. My final “Hail Mary” option will in all likelihood ruin the crystal but I decide that is better than death or having my skin melt off so I do it and the temp immediately starts to crash.
Now I’m hammering away at menu options again trying to stabilize the temp where I need it to be but it undershoots by a wide margin. I finally get the controller doing what I need it to do but it’s moving at a snails pace so I take a peek at my old friend Mr Dendrite in the growth chamber and my guts churn so much I want to puke.
Our crystal rotates in one direction and our quartz crucible filled with molten rare earth metals rotates the opposite direction. A dendrite is just a small corner of the crystal that cools too quickly, solidifies and starts growing outward toward the crucible wall. If the dendrite reaches the crucible wall it causes the seed to break and the crystal falls into the pool of molten metal making a royal mess and ruining your day.
Turns out my dendrite was growing far faster than I could keep up with and the crystal crashes into the molten metal just as I look in the window. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! Ten hours of prep time, forty hours of finicky, nearly impossible work by my boss and myself plus $60k worth of ultra high purity rare earth metals is all gone in big, shiny splash!
I’ll still get paid, (overtime no less) and I’ll probably get another bonus or two before year end. Having a job like a TV weatherman where I get to be wrong more often than right and still get paid is most definitely not great! It’s just fucking demoralizing!
You should try the federal civil service…..especially if you are a professional victim or a chosen one….
Civil Service used to mean you passed a test; now it means you fit a matrix designed to flunk Whites and pass Blacks.
I was completely with you until I read this-
“$60k worth of ultra high purity rare earth metals is all gone”
Where did it go?
Poor wording on my part. It’s now contaminated beyond our ability to purify so it has to be scrapped for pennies on the dollar.
This one was gallium based. Had it been our other flavour of crystal we could purify it in house.
Didn’t go anywhere, I surmise. What likely happened was the ultra high purity rare earths aren’t so pure anymore. I could be wrong….
I seriously doubt the weather people are demoralized for their ineptitude. Years later ago, they might have been. These days meteorology is populated by inflated boob babes and a few beta bozos. Getting attention is all they crave. Being paid is a bonus. Being correct…is leftover white male privilege kinda thinking thing. P
I believe it was Harry Truman who once said: “The reward of suffering is experience.”
Take heart, Man! Any day where your flesh is not melted away can’t be all that bad. ?
Just Fuck It Shit Happens.
Me being a practitioner of Positive Pessimism, that quote would read: “The reward of experience is suffering.” 🙂
I do prefer my own skin extra rare!
Now I get the old moniker you old Candiru fish! You, DaveL and Clammy made some remarkable transformations in your time here on TBP. The school of hard knocks is some legitimate education! Very admirable!
Reminds me of the Michael-son – Morley Experiment – almost there, but not quite yet…….
Don’t worry Wonder Boy you’re still my hero ?
What it sounds like to me is an opportunity: Someone smart designs a better temperature controller that doesn’t behave in such a crass manner during the crystal growing process.
I’d have money to put into a startup like that.
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During the whole hullabalo of politics I’ve realized that I’m a JAFO….Just Another Fucking Observer .
I did some quick research and I think we have been ‘had’………somebody is just going on about cooking up some crystal (METH) and making it sound all scientific and ‘proper’……nope, I am not that easily fooled!
Is there a instrumentation interface like IEEE-488? With such a finely tuned process, you want to write software that can instantly configure the device for whatever contingency you can imagine. Once that is done you can write logic routines that can automate the process and handle any fail scenario you can imagine.
Not currently. To say that the process is “finely tuned” is a bit generous. There are only three companies in the world that do what we do and we are the only one that consistently produces large diameter, defect free wafers. Our competitors can only produce 3″ parts consistently with significant defect counts whereas we commercially produce 6″ and for specialty use we get up to 8″. Our 6″ capability caused our customers to upgrade the production lines to use 6″ parts almost exclusively so we are choking out the competition.
Why are we able to produce such large, defect free parts? Basically because we are the only company in the world to employ humans (3 of us) to look in the window and make our own judgement as to which parameters to change and when. Our competition all use computer controlled processes which limit their capability. To prevent the problem I had last night would only require a simpler yet equally precise controller.
I think it sounds like you have a fascinating job and I salute you.
That being said, I was also going to ask about software presets to shortcut the options.
It is fascinating and fun. If you saw the place you’d think somebody spruced up a junk yard by building bizarre looking machines held together with duct tape and hose clamps and stuffed it all into an old garage.
That was part of the appeal when I first saw the place. It was hard to understand how such high precision, high value technology could come out of such a place. It still makes me laugh to think that an advanced spacecraft like New Horizons is carrying parts that were made with this mishmash of seemingly decrepit old equipment. New Horizons was the first mission NASA sent to Pluto. It’s currently cruising the Kuiper Belt heading for the Oort Cloud then interstellar space for the rest of eternity. All infra red imagery from New Horizons comes from wafers produced in the shop I work in.
New Horizons:
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Pluto close up:
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Infra red image of Jupiter from New Horizons:
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Holy shit, you work on Jupiter?!?! That’s AWESOME! Must be a long commute, though.
I didn’t bother reading your response.
Egads I/S, that was something to read and a really tricky situation on your hands last night. If there was a 60k sacrifice on that one crystal, I shudder to think what your finished product must cost.
The finished product is quite spendy but they are sold to other manufacturers who build the finished devices. Our final product is an epi ready substrate.
I usually love my job. I make enough money that it’s not worth starting my own business. I work at night, all by myself so I don’t have to deal with people and the business/technology is poised to lead the world’s technology needs for quite some time to come.
The last 25-30 years has seen a revolution in technology with the advent of silicon based semiconductors but that technology has reached it’s limits going forward. The wave of the future is going to be compound semiconductors (CSC) and the company I work for owns and controls 80% of that market. The word in the industry is that CSC are going to produce the world’s first trillionaire businessmen.
The new iPhone announced the other day will have the worlds first mass market 3D facial recognition and augmented reality made possible by CSC’s. Future artificial reality, virtual reality, artificial intelligence, robotics, cybernetics, quantum computing, LED’s, vertical cavity surface emitting lasers, power switching, photonics communication networks, fiber optics to home and a million other things yet to be invented are only possible with CSC’s.
CSC’s will create millionaire and billionaire employees just like microsoft created some of the first millionaire tech employees. It’s taken thirty years but some major hurdles to mass production have recently been surpassed by the company I work for. They currently employ less than 500 people worldwide and are building a single production facility in Wales right now that will quintuple that number in less than a year.
I’m not doing too bad for a guy that started out shining shoes, skipped college and was swinging a 20lb sledgehammer 12 years ago breaking concrete for a living. No one *offered* me shit. I just plotted a course and kept moving forward. I bugged the owners of this business to hire me for seven years before I got hired. My current boss (former owner) could not be at any of the three interviews I had so I asked if I should schedule a time to come back and meet him. A year or two after getting hired I asked why I got the job over other more qualified applicants. He told me it was because I was the only one who asked to come back and meet him. We never even discussed work when I did come back to meet him. We talked about every other thing under the sun though for over an hour. It’s funny how things work out out. My dad called it “living a charmed life”.
I/S – I would rather have a guy like you working for me over 10 PhD’s. You are an old soul and very wise for your years.
Heh! I’ve never been told I have an old soul before!