WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

2931

Some say graffiti is art. Others criminalize it. Either way I haven’t stepped inside a bus since I turned 16 so I’m not going inside there anyway.

2932

Go to the meat department if you’re gonna show off them man-hams.

2930

Guess this is what happens when that fat Google check runs out. Check out Jeremy “ShoeMoney” Schoeman, the nerdy guy behind the viral Google check image. He’s hanging out at  www.shoemoney.com telling you how you too can floss your chest hair outside of a Walmart that use to be a Walmart Supercent but is not just back to a Walmart. Hmmmm, I see similarities.

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2928

Typically I frown upon people writing on someone else’s vehicle but I’ve been around this website long enough to know there is actually a good 65% chance the owner of the truck wrote that themselves.

2929

You ever see someone wearing something and think to yourself “That piece of clothing was made for that person.” I get that sense from this. Like the maker of that t-shirt had this guy in mind for it. That’s beautiful to me.

2927

Yo, I’m about to solve both of your problems in one suggestion. Your pants won’t fray and your ass crack won’t get the chills if you simply hike them suckers up. Boom! Two birds, one stone.

2924

I feel like my man has taken a few too many blows to the head diving from the top rope.

2925

Guy looks like he is on the next level dad-strength. He would truck you over and put your friend in a sleeper hold for a solid 30 minutes just to prove a point.

2926

R.I.P. to whatever elasticity those shorts had.

2923

You look like a Hollywood award nobody wants to win.

2922

Personally I like the relaxing tan I get outside the Jiffy Lube, but everyone has their own preference.

2921

It appears as if you murdered a tropical bird and placed it’s bounty upon your head.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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