MEANWHILE….IN LOS ANGELES

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Rob
Rob
December 6, 2017 2:03 pm

Really guys, this isn’t such a big deal. Yeah a few homes got wacked. Some still are. But these fires happen every year. In truth, they happen all year long, but they get put out right away unless the wind is blowing hard. Once the Santa Ana winds start blowing anything that starts to burn will explode into a huge brush fire long before the trucks can get to it. Yesterday I drove through the smoke to attend a retiree lunch in Glendale. It was annoying to have to smell the smoke but everybody just kept on keeping on. It’s what we do here in SoCal. Now up in NoCal, that’s a different story…

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 2:08 pm

5, count’em, 5 wildfires at one time. From Ventura to San Berdu and points in between. When will the evil YoBot god be appeased for San Fran’s folly, when the newly bared ground results in mudslides following the winter rains?

The fires are all occurring on hillsides full of vegetation. By the looks of it, Ventura shit the bed. The Skirball fire is along the 405, north of Santa Monica, that area has quite a few ritzy homes worth millions. The other fires have burned down more modest homes that were worth only a half million or so.

“these fires happen every year. In truth, they happen all year long” – Rob the moran
Most wildfires happen during the fire season, Oct – Dec when they are provoked by the Santa Ana winds. Sometimes they are provoked by arsonists or careless campers. Rob is stupidly cavalier about the great number of folks affected by the fires going on now. It isn’t a few homes, in Ventura alone it has affected tens of thousands of residents.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 2:30 pm

” modest homes that were worth only a half million or so.”

Not sure why I found that funny. Maybe because a half million home around here is quite a home, at least I think so. Once you go beyond that amount you are just paying for more square feet and/or more acreage.

Maggie
Maggie
  Mary Christine
December 6, 2017 2:44 pm

Yes… I agree. The cost of homes in California are a wee bit different. Nick and I might head west toward Tulsa just before Christmas. Passing through Springfield and Joplin.

Rob
Rob
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 5:32 pm

So look puppy. if you don’t have the balls to take a little fire and some mud slides and an earthquake or two you can just move to your hick town in nowhere’s ville. Right now, on the tv which we have to watch in case the fire turns on us, just like last night when we were told to get ready, there are a bunch of people in the Ventura fairgrounds, right down the road from Nickle thrower, playing mariachi music. They are out of their houses until the fire is done. They might go home to an empty lot. But nobody has died so far. Not even horses, and there are plenty of those around. They aren’t crying in their soup. They are playing music to raise everybody else’s spirits.

We are not a bunch of pussies like you are. We do what has to be done when it needs to be done and we just get on with it. Ten years ago it was my wife and I out in our yard hosing down the house as the fires roared not a block away. So fuck you you stupid moran. If your too dumb to understand it’s not my problem.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rob
December 6, 2017 8:56 pm

Where do you live, doofus? You battled smoke to get to Glendale? There’s no fire in Glendale.
With the thick smoke in Ventura, I doubt anybody was playing Mariachi or Banda music.

Your an ass, Rob. Tell the truth, your up in Frisco, I saw the pic that nkit posted, your the old dude hanging out in the buff. You should call yourself Rob in Frisco or Gay Rob so that we don’t confuse you with our good buddy in NS.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 9:14 pm

Somebody robbed the Glendale train? Do you swear or are you lyin’?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
December 6, 2017 9:43 pm

Butt pirate Rob says he went to Glendale for a retirement ceremony. He must be Armenian.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 9:50 pm
Rob
Rob
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 10:48 pm

well retard puppy boy. The fire up on the 210 let out a smoke plume that came over the 5 and the 118 and filled the valley with smoke. Although I suspect that you won’t be able to understand the explanation. The fire in Valencia let out a smoke plume that came right over our house. That’s the one that we got the warning for. The one that ran over Ventura started on the 150, a road that we travel on every other week to get to Ojai and one guy on that road stayed behind and fought the fire himself, saving his ranch and his ponies. The one that started at Skirball drive is not my concern as it will need to get through an awful lot of expensive houses before it gets to me. I am pretty sure that they will take care of (((their own))) and that fire will be out as soon as all of the home owners who need to get out of their insanely expensive mortgages have turned their (((investment))) into the proper amount of dust to get that insurance money.

And still, with all of that, we are just getting on with it. I am sure that you and your boyfriend would be peeing yourselves and crying to your mommy to come and get you. The only real problem is that one of the fires closed the only road that I can take to get up the mountain on my pussy Hyabusa. But that’s ok cause I will just hop on my pussy Harley on Friday for lunch in Malibu, and the weekend will be great for riding with most of the fires out by then. If my house burns down I will let you know from my cell phone. My wife and my parrot and I will be staying in a nice hotel at the beach where we will be swimming in that cesspool of a Pacific Ocean that you so wish you could get to see…once in your life. You sad bitter little “man.”

Oh and dawg is right. I don’t know the difference.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Rob
December 6, 2017 11:01 pm

Mixing Jap and American bikes? Bad form.

By the way, it’s “Hayabusa”. Seems weird you don’t know that.

Just don’t let your Harley buddies see the Jap iron. As for me, if I am out riding I will get the motorcyclist hand gesture from everybody BUT the Harley guys. I guess because of the Ducati.

Rob
Rob
  Rdawg
December 7, 2017 11:40 am

I know Dawg. Just fat fingers flying mistake. BTW, out here we all wave to each other regardless of the bike type. Most of my friends are on sports bikes but I still like to ride my harley once a week. It’s the ridin’, not what you are ridin’ on.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rob
December 7, 2017 8:13 pm

“It’s the ridin’, not what you are ridin’ on” Hollywood Rob

Rob and his wife own a parrot while most honest folks own a dog. If this doesn’t say La Cage aux Folles I don’t know what does. And then Hollywood and his ‘wife’ ride Harleys to Ojai every other week to stay at the Blue Iguana Inn. Nothing to see here folks just a couple of Harley-riding homos staying at the new age retreat.

https://youtu.be/ofLasLNVQ7w

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Rob
December 7, 2017 8:53 pm

Damn, ‘Yote that’s pretty rough. Are you a homophobe?

You okay?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rob
December 7, 2017 9:13 pm

Hollywood started it. Why didn’t you ask him if he’s homophobic?

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Rob
December 7, 2017 9:15 pm

Turn the other cheek, my brother.

Rob
Rob
  Rob
December 8, 2017 12:48 am

Don’t worry dawg. This is what you get when you let beaners into the country.

And yes, I know that people from Mexico can comment over the internet so technically this one could still be in Mexico but if I had to put money on it I would say Barstow for this one. Ask him if hey likes the food at Casa Jimenez.

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
  Rob
December 8, 2017 12:51 am

This is now my new name so’s y’all can tell me from the new Rob. Thanks to Barstow Dog Boy.

LA Laura Aguilar
LA Laura Aguilar
  Rob
December 9, 2017 2:39 pm

Suck my tits, Hollywood.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Rob
December 6, 2017 9:57 pm

Boys, boys:

You guys should mend your fences, you have some things in common:

You both live in California.
Neither one of you knows the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Done in Dallas
Done in Dallas
December 6, 2017 2:35 pm
EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Done in Dallas
December 6, 2017 2:44 pm

Hey, Einstein, I said the Skirball fire is burning in the ritzy area.

“Bel-Air is a ritzy residential enclave in the verdant foothills of the Santa Monica Mountains. Two stately entrance gates off Sunset Boulevard lead to winding streets lined with lavish mansions on large properties with lush vegetation. Popular with celebrities and entertainment industry elite, the neighborhood is home to the landmark Hotel Bel-Air, a longtime luxury hideaway, and the exclusive Bel-Air Country Club.” – Wikipedia

Done in Dallas
Done in Dallas
  EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 2:58 pm

Should have sarc’d it…

Sorry

Rob
Rob
  Done in Dallas
December 6, 2017 5:36 pm

Actually they let that one burn. The wine was awful and nobody out here can stand Murdoch. I say good riddance.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 6, 2017 2:38 pm

The wife said her brother was contemplating getting a lot up here in the AV so that he could put his stuff on it. Well, he won’t need it any more. His 5 old cars, a newly purchased used Airstream and his house just went up in smoke. They are victims of the Creek fire that is burning in the Sunland area along the 210.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  EL Coyote
December 8, 2017 1:13 am

Ouch. Sorry.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
December 6, 2017 5:37 pm

I’m sure evacuating a fire zone will be much safer when all the cars in california are electric.

wholy1
wholy1
December 6, 2017 6:33 pm

Ah, the Jerry Moon-Beam lib-turd “Californicating Coasters”. Keep right on “enjoying” the soot/ash, mud-slides, quakes, pedos/sex aberrants and increasingly toxic swill once known as the Pacific Ocean.

Cheesesteak
Cheesesteak
December 6, 2017 7:36 pm

So Cali is on fire. What is the problem… Seems like justice to me. Hopefully, it will go north to San Fran..

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
December 6, 2017 7:56 pm

The fires will go out when LA falls into the ocean.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
December 6, 2017 7:57 pm

The fires will go out when LA falls into the ocean..

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Overthecliff
December 6, 2017 9:58 pm

That comment was so good, it should have been posted twice.

Maggie
Maggie
  Rdawg
December 7, 2017 8:35 pm

Bada Bing… You can say that again.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 7, 2017 9:06 pm

Hey Maggie you missed the time we chased off Mega-Beth.