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Several men are in the locker room of the golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?”
Sunday school teacher gets a group of toddlers up in front of the entire congregation before Sunday worship service.
The minister announces to all that the children are wonderful young students of the faith.
As the entire audience is listening carefully, the minister asks: “Can any one of you fine young students tell me what The Resurrection is?”
Without skipping a beat, Little Johnny steps forward and says: ” I ain’t sure what it is, but if a man gets one lasting longer than 4 hours, he’s supposed to see his Doctor”
Sunday funny (at least to me) AND confession. I previously reported I changed my Gravatar to a photo I took of a black egret looking bird, calling it a melanistic snowy egret. I was corrected by an Audubon autist who told me this on FB.
“While you do have 3 snowy egrets here, the dark bird is actually a reddish egret in its breeding plumage (which includes the long, thin plumes from the head, rear and chest, all of which are visible). The two-toned bill, which is heavier than a snowy egret’s, is another clue. Nice capture!”
“The reddish egret is the rarest egret species found in North America.”
So black is breeding plumage? This concludes my Sunday meditation…Thanks for the mirth.
BigPharma – America’s biggest drug cartel (after the CIA of course), and a factor in EVERY mass shooting. But Trump want’s to go after plant salesmen.