The Donald’s Blind Squirrel Nails An Acorn

It is said that even a blind squirrel occasionally finds an acorn, and so it goes with the Donald. Banging on his Twitter keyboard in the morning darkness, he drilled Jeff Bezos a new one—or at least that’s what most people would call having their net worth lightened by about $2 billion:

I have stated my concerns with Amazon long before the Election. Unlike others, they pay little or no taxes to state & local governments, use our Postal System as their Delivery Boy (causing tremendous loss to the U.S.), and are putting many thousands of retailers out of business!

You can’t get more accurate than that. Amazon (AMZN) is a monstrous predator enabled by the state, but Amazon’s outrageous postal subsidy—-a $1.46 gift card from the USPS stabled on each box—-isn’t the half of it.

The real crime here is that Amazon has been exempted from making a profit, and the culprit is the Federal Reserve’s malignant regime of Bubble Finance. The latter has destroyed financial discipline entirely and turned the stock market into the greatest den of speculation in human history.

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That’s why Bezos can kill established businesses with impunity. The casino allows him to run a pernicious business model based on “price to destroy”, rather than price for profit and a return on capital.

Needless to say, under a regime of sound money and honest capital markets Amazon would be a far more benign economic creature. That’s because no real investors would value AMZN’s money-loosing e-Commerce business at $540 billion—-nor even a small fraction of that after 25-years of profitless growth.

As we observed a few weeks ago,

AMZN is allegedly a tech company owing to its cloud business (AWS). But that’s exactly the skunk in the woodpile.

When you set aside AWS’ sales and operating income during 2017, Amazon’s e-Commerce business generated $160 billion of sales, but posted operating income of negative $200 million.

That’s right. The monster of the retail midway posted no profit whatsoever last year!

And it’s getting worse. During 2016 the e-Commerce business posted $1.1 billion of operating income on $124 billion of sales; and the year before that (2015) operating income was $2.6 billion on e-Commerce sales of $99 billion.

Stated differently, incremental annual sales of $61 billion over the past three years resulted in a $2.8 billion reduction in operating profit.

There you have it. As the third great bubble of this century has accelerated towards its blow-off top, the robo-machines and momo traders have turned absolutely rabid, thereby enabling Bezos to go flat-out berserk in pursuit of growth at any cost.

And why not. At the end of the mini-correction in February 2016 Amazon’s market cap was $230 billion, but just 25 months later it was worth $775 billion at its March 12  peak.

That staggering $545 billion gain in market cap had absolutely nothing to do with financial performance, of course. Operating free cash flow was a meager $6.4 billion during 2017 and had been $6.6 billion two years earlier.

That is to say, AMZN was valued at a frisky 35X free cash flow in early 2016 and a completely insane 121X a few weeks ago. The fact that Bezos’ net worth exploded by $100 billion during that same 25 month interval perhaps explains why even the Donald found his acorn.

After all, incentivize an unusually aggressive capitalist entrepreneur with pure madness, and you will indeed get more of exactly that. There is simply no other way to describe Amazon’s preposterous $700 billion valuation and the message that sends to the company’s commander-in-chief.

To be sure, the talking heads try to pass off Amazon as some kind of latter-day technology powerhouse, but that doesn’t wash. As we also recently explained, give its cloud business the most expansive PE multiple imaginable and you still have more than one-half trillion dollars of bottled air:

Even the undoubted prowess and growth capacity of its AWS cloud service doesn’t come close to squaring the circle. In the year just ended, for example, its net income was about $3.2 billion at AMZN’s 20% tax rate.

Needless to say, the cloud business’ current super-hot growth rates mainly represent a one-time share capture from traditional standalone computer capacities. Accordingly, there is no reason to assign a crazy valuation multiple to a highly competitive business based on heavy-duty capital asset throw-weight, which will eventually bend to the single digit growth arc of the GDP.

So give it a 50X PE multiple and be done with it. That implies AWS is worth $160 billion, and the e-Commerce business is worth $540 billion.

Like we said, a market which is valuing at one-half trillion dollars a zero profit business that churns $160 billion per year of GDP anchored goods tells you all you need to know.

The point here is that Bubble Finance is truly pernicious, and in this case you have a veritable double-whammy. The thousands of closed retail stores and malls and the hundreds of thousands of lost jobs the Donald was complaining about this morning had their origin in the same monetary deformation.

To wit, America got fantastically over-stored in the first place owing to cheap debt and ultra-speculative equity markets that funded hundreds of new retail concepts and national rollouts. Indeed, it was a lethal combination: Fast-growing retail chains were awarded nosebleed PE multiples by the stock market, which, in turn, encouraged them to grow their stores bases even faster, thereby generating even more demand for debt financed square footage.

It is not by accident that the US has 5-15 times more retail space per capita than the rest of the developed world. For instance, Australia has 16 square feet per capita and the square footage per capita for UK, France and Germany are all in the single digits.

Needless to say, after all of this cheap-finance driven excess and mal-investment, Bezos now comes in with his half-trillion dollar e-Commerce sledge-hammer and pounds the chart below to smithereens.

In this context, we note that even the Fed heads admit to puzzlement as to why real final sales growth over the last 10 years has fallen to just 1.3% per annum or barely one-third of the historic trend. School marm Yellen, in fact, was always talking about the need for more education and training of the work force.

We’d suggest something a little less modern, however. About 150 years ago, the great French economist, Fredric Bastiat, demonstrated the folly of the “broken window fallacy” or the notion that destruction of capital assets was some kind of boon for growth because their replacement would generate demand for construction, materials and labor.

Obviously, today’s central bankers have done old Bastiat one better. They first fund windows no one needs, and then make the economic felons who smash them fabulously rich from their mayhem.

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Needless to say, Amazon is merely symptomatic of the manner in which the systematic falsification of financial asset prices by the Fed and other central banks has corrupted the economic and financial narrative.

For instance, you cannot have the sound on for more than 10 minutes when some talking head on bubblevision says not to worry because profits are booming.

Well, no they are not—-save for round-tripping after the world’s mini-recession of 2015-2016.

In fact, the data is now virtually complete and S&P 500 earnings for 2017 posted at $109 per share compared to $106 per share for the September 2014 LTM period more than three years ago. It goes without saying, of course, that earnings growth at $1 per year per share is not much growth at all, but that’s not even the worst of it.

At the pre-crisis peak in June 2007, LTM earnings for the S&P 500 came in at $85 per share, meaning the peak-to-peak growth rate over the entire decade was just 2.5% per annum.

That’s right. The market closed today at a 24.5X PE valuation on three years of flat earnings, and during what will soon be the 10th year of the weakest business expansion in history.

Moreover, the above doesn’t represent some canky distortion unique to the S&P 500. The picture below is for all US corporations—public and private—and is presented on an aggregate dollar pre-tax basis in order to remove the impact of C-suite tax rate engineering and its persistent shrinkage of the share float via massive stock buybacks.

We’d call the trend flat on the decade and be done with it.

Way back in Q3 2006 when Goldilocks was the belle of the Wall Street ball the first time around, pre-tax corporate profits came in at an $1.655 trillion annual rate. With the aid of a magnifying glass you can perhaps see that the rate of $1.684 trillion for Q4 2107 was exactly 1.8% higher.

In a word, economic profits barely grew by 2% over that period, yet it still fostered 11 years of nearly continuous chatter on bubblevision about earnings being incredibly “strong” (except for the winter of 2008-2009, which apparently has now been air-brushed from the record).

So we are inclined to give the Donald a break. The blind squirrel in the Oval Office missed the biggest reason of all to attack Amazon, but he at least found the acorn.

That’s a lot more than you can say for the endless parade of zombified portfolio managers who fill the airtime on bubblevision.

 

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AC
AC
April 1, 2018 3:34 pm

I’ve noticed that Amazon’s prices are going up significantly. Bad sign. Amazon’s one redeeming feature, now, is the broad selection of goods on their site.

If I had to rely solely on local retail for stuff, I’d be really unhappy – because they don’t generally carry anything I want.

Rather than bashing Amazon, or maybe in addition to bashing Amazon, Trump should:
1) Exit NAFTA.
2) Offer Mexico a deal they can’t refuse – pay for the Wall, or have 100%+ import duties applied to Mexican goods (likely collapsing their economy overnight).*

* Imports from Mexico run around $300 billion annually, roughly a third of their GDP.

EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
  AC
April 1, 2018 4:22 pm

NAFTA is designed primarily for the interests of US investors. The maquilas are American owned enterprises taking advantage of a low cost highly educated workforce. You would be imposing tariffs on American corporations besides other foreign owned corporations.

Even if you never read Trump’s Art of the Deal, and I haven’t, you can still figure out his methodology; attack using wild accusations and negotiate a settlement. It’s hardly different from the scam Jesse Jackson had going on; shaking down corporations or entities with deep pockets that he accused of racism.

Instead of crying ‘rayciss’ Trump calls for fairness, demanding fair treatment for himself or for America. Since fairness is a subjective issue, we don’t know until the settlement exactly what constitutes fairness, we’re only told that the status quo is unfair. This makes the American public – the world’s most spoiled yet entitled populace – have a sense that there is something wrong in Denmark; that America ought to be top dog for 1000 years or more.

This isn’t a new idea, Bush II promulgated the same when he cried, they hate us for our freedom. Now that America is on the ropes, Trump cries about the unfairness of the rival champion kicking America’s ass. He wants the boxing judges to add points to America’s scorecard, threatening to impose tariffs on the opponent.

With American presidents essentially handing participation ribbons to Americans, they lessen the competitive spirit that made America great. You cannot make America great again by turning her into another Europe with ingrained socialism.

Political discourse has declined to the level of ghetto where everything is blamed on ‘the man’. Even worse, the man has devolved into an unseen bogeyman who is often mentioned in whispers or parenthesis.

There was a time when people voted for and protested for peace, justice or safe working conditions. Today, we are merely protesting like a bunch of women’s libbers, for fairness and equality. Old Pangloss said that when a child cries about something not being fair, he means he didn’t get his way; ‘equality’ seems to be the same cry. That might be the premier issue for 2020, fairness and equality. It seems like an achievable goal, unlike – the wall.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
April 1, 2018 8:10 pm

Geeeez, Coyote, who voted you down? There are some ignorant fucks here I guess.
BTW, I DON’T always agree with you.

Undiscriminating
Undiscriminating
  Capn Mike
April 1, 2018 8:38 pm

EC is a river and his waters run deep. May all be blessed proportionally this glorious Ishtar Day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDS8JmOjZR4

EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
  Undiscriminating
April 1, 2018 9:08 pm

Thanks, Uncritical. My waters don’t run that deep, it’s the same method YoBo criticized about my relating all observations to sex and the gender wars. I’m still applying my favorite boxing or wrestling memes. In this case, the good guy or face, plays it straight while the heel cheats, lies and steals when the ref is distracted.

We are being played by the government. They pretend to be on our side and use the excuse that they are defending your right to fair treatment when they shake down foreign governments. Old Jesse benefited his pocketbook more often than he did the blacks seeking justice. Years later, they are still fucked. Too bad Americans have fallen for victim politics.

Here’s a question for a future Uncola article: No man can serve two masters, I read that somewhere, how then is it possible for a president to serve his financial empire (Mammon) and serve the public? Has Trump found the escape clause, secret passageway, out of that bible rule?

BTW, Untrumpeted, I anticipate diversity may be thrown out for equality, wait for it. Women have protested for years to get equality which means ‘no obstacles’. Minorities will soon be demanding equal pay for no work. Goodness, won’t that be a vote-getter!
I’m a minority but I have a sense of shame, certainly couldn’t see myself taking welfare to pay for a house, car, tv, food, year-round vacation, etc.

Uncola
Uncola
  EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
April 1, 2018 10:25 pm

Message received.

I tend to think Trump is in it more for the game; like a gambler at the tables.

Behind that, however, is pride. Trump to business and politics is like Conor McGregor in the UFC. Cocky…as…shit.

Both men play hard, seek new challenges, and believe they were destined to win. They actually do win more than they lose and this only additionally fuels their ambition.

Because they are human, they do lose some fights. Yet, when they lose, they learn; and when they reach the pinnacle of success, they do some reality TV.

They love their families, and their respective countries, and they are proud of both.

My whole point is this: I tend to think money is more of the symptom, and less the cause, for some men.

If I were to write about Trump and mammon it would most likely flow along those lines.

EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
  Capn Mike
April 1, 2018 9:21 pm

It must be my abrasive manner. I don’t ask for love, my purpose here is to provide support for noobs, criticism for morans.

starfcker
starfcker
  EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
April 1, 2018 10:59 pm

EC, just want to say, you and I inhabit this space with very little friction, even though our positions are polar opposites in a few cases. To do that peacefully is a skill not many have. Happy Easter, my friend

BL
BL
  starfcker
April 1, 2018 11:07 pm

Star- What am I chopped liver? I could have chewed your skinny ass numerous times lately and let you slide. Have you not noticed the kinder, gentler BL?

EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
  BL
April 2, 2018 1:11 am

First impressions are lasting impressions, I liked both you guys early on. Again, my focus is on noobs.

starfcker
starfcker
  BL
April 2, 2018 2:39 am

Bea, you know I like you, or I wouldn’t work so hard to entertain you. Happy Easter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
April 2, 2018 3:59 pm

Yesterday Trump shot DACA in the back of the head and pissed on the corpse, and then painted a target on the back of NAFTA’s head.

Keep watching the news. You’ll probably learn something.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  AC
April 1, 2018 10:13 pm

how much of that $300 billion we import from mexico is oil?

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  TampaRed
April 2, 2018 11:53 am

How much is sour diesel?
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zigzag
zigzag
April 1, 2018 3:47 pm

It’s been nearly 2 decades since the last .dotcom meltdown occurred for almost exactly the same insane valuation reasons as today. Exception : the central banks hadn’t yet dropped nearly as much helicopters full of fiat on world economies.

Many who manage your portfolio today were passing the bong in high school when NASDAQ took a 50% haircut. They’re only job now is to keep dancing while the music plays. Fundamentals be damned.
Investor beware.

A. R. Wasem
A. R. Wasem
April 1, 2018 3:48 pm

Do your shopping on eBay – save money and support the independents.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 1, 2018 5:16 pm

I ship all over using USPS Priority shipping. It’s not cheap-just under $20 for a “large” box that measures 12″x 12″x 5.5″ Usually they get to their destination in one piece although the last one I shipped took 9 days to travel 400 miles so they are far from reliable. I talk with my Post Office folks face to face, we know each other and they talk about the Amazon angle. Doesn’t matter the size or the weight of the Amazon package, they only get $2. They told me about people who buy 50 pound bags of dog food from Amazon and how ridiculous it is to have that shipped for $2 when they could buy it at the grocery store. They also have to deal with all Amazon shipment BEFORE they are allowed to handle regular mail. We used to get our mail in the morning, now it’s late afternoon.

I get the volume deal that the USPS set up for bulk mail once upon a time, but this is patently unfair to the rest of the American public. We subsidize Bezos becoming a wealthy man out of our own pockets, get inferior service and pay 10x more (at least) for the exact same service.

But that’s Amerikwa, the kleptocracy of the ages.

robert
robert
  hardscrabble farmer
April 1, 2018 5:45 pm

Amen, bro. Just returned an item in the box it came in, abt 10×10 x8. (from Ind to NY) Cost almost ten dollars and didn’t weigh 2#. A year ago a similar package went for abt half that. Didn’t know abt the bulk rates that Amazon gets, I try to avoid buying anything from that bastard. Ebay bears watching too–lot of sharpies there and some pretty hefty shipping charges. Glad to be old, glad I don’t really need much in today’s world.

EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
  robert
April 1, 2018 7:18 pm

about, nearly, approximately, almost…

flash
flash
  hardscrabble farmer
April 2, 2018 7:32 am

In modern ‘Merica , taxpayers subsidizing industry is the only game in town.
American taxpayers are on the hook for billions in bonds to finance so called economic development , yet many never see a ROI due to jobs going to outsiders. declining markets and industry moving again after 15 year abatement ends. I’ve seen it all.

https://www.goodjobsfirst.org/news/releases/good-jobs-first-issues-statement-amazon-hq2-short-list-announcement

“Saying that subsidies are marginal to irrelevant doesn’t mean Amazon won’t go to great lengths to get as many as it can. Indeed, since the creation of its own internal tax-break office in March 2012 with the hiring of Michael P. Grella, Amazon has gone on a tax-break binge. To date, it has received more than $1.1 billion in state and local subsidies, including at least 23 deals in 2017 alone. We are displeased that the company has become more secretive about the value of such deals since the release of our December 2016 study on them. (See our running tally of Amazon subsidies.)

James M Dakin
James M Dakin
April 1, 2018 6:02 pm

Of course, on E-Bay if the item is small and light, it just comes directly from China. At least with Amazon some money stays here. Also, don’t forget everyone using e-mail hurts the USPS a lot and they had to go with package shipping to survive. So we are all to a degree responsible for that Amazon subsidy.

rhs jr
rhs jr
April 1, 2018 7:43 pm

JP Morgan got his money from the Rothschilds like most US Magnates. Sam Walton got his money to grow his stores like weeds from a NYC jew that probably got his money for 0.1%. Mikhail Khodorkovsky got money to buy Russian industries from Lord Rothschild (M.K. was one of the guys Putin jailed; Trump hasn’t the balls). The Federal Reserve, IRS, MSM, Hollywood, Amazon, Facebook, Google, NSA, FEMA, are ZOG Syndicate as must be most Congresssnakes.

BL
BL
  rhs jr
April 1, 2018 10:52 pm

RHS- +1000

Uncola
Uncola
April 1, 2018 8:11 pm

Games of the round table: In the summer of 2013, Bezos kneeled to kiss the Bilderberger ring during the conference in Hertfordshire, UK.

In the months that followed, he acquired The Washington Post:

The fact that it’s [The Washington Post] now owned by one of Bilderberg’s Young Turks – an Amazon asset – who is also whoring-out our private data to the NSA – and who knows who else – raises many more questions than answers.

It’s a changing of the guard, in more ways than one.

Not to get all preachy over here – but transitions really are roads to revelations. And, by their actions you will know them. That’s all I’m sayin’.

MadMike
MadMike
April 1, 2018 8:23 pm

Bitch about Amazon all you want, but SOMEONE made the deal and wrote the laws.
It’s no different than bitching about a supposed “tax loophole”.
Anyone who doesn’t take advantage of every legal exemption is a fool.
Other than not having cashed himself out of Amazon five years ago, Jeff Bezos ain’t no fool.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  MadMike
April 1, 2018 9:25 pm

14th Amendment.

Bolling v. Sharpe

The Federal Government can’t “make deals” with people that violates the Constitution, that’s illegal.

I don’t know who’s going to hold them accountable, but the law is settled. Amazon has engaged in a massive violation of Constitutional law and sooner or later someone or some administration is going to come looking for payback. I don’t envision Bezos ending his life as one of the richest men in the world.

starfcker
starfcker
  hardscrabble farmer
April 1, 2018 9:34 pm

Thanks for clarifying that Hardscrabble. We have laws against almost every atrocity currently up and running. All we have to do is enforce the law.

ozzie the dog
ozzie the dog
April 1, 2018 8:33 pm

We all seem to be guilty of wrapping one’s self around the axle about e-commerce…..but save for some EMP attack we ain’t goin’ back to those days when we all had to shop at a brick and mortar store.
It wasn’t always that great “back in the day” either. As a big guy I can remember not finding clothes that would fit me, unreasonable prices for some stupid item I needed and having to raise total hell to get the establishment to take a defective product back! Plus you had to pay to park your car!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ozzie the dog
April 2, 2018 4:26 pm

ozzie, this line is precious – I can remember not finding…- heck, I can remember not going to the moon.
We have a lurker who is a college professor of English, he might just have suffered a case of trapped gas reading your comment.
I can remember the days when AWD would have gutted you for your first sentence. It’s a little awkward. I would use ”ourselves” instead of ‘one’s self’. Also, the colloquial ‘ain’t’ doesn’t fit with the high falutin’ “save for”.