Guess which bank just froze my funds over a simple transfer

Guest Post by Simon Black

What I’m about to tell you is a true story that highlights just how pathetic the banking system has become.

A few months ago I was presented with a compelling opportunity to invest with a prominent, well-established private business based in the UK.

And, after extensive due diligence, I decided to make the investment… around $4 million.

Because this particular investment happened to be denominated in US dollars, though, the funds were routed through the United States via one of the major Wall Street banks.

We’ve talked about this before– the vast majority of global trade and commerce is denominated in US dollars and clears through the US banking system.

As an example, the agriculture company that I founded in Chile a few years ago is rapidly becoming one of the largest blueberry producers in the world.

We sold blueberries to a big wholesaler in Ireland this season– and they paid us in US dollars. Their payment was routed from their bank in Ireland, through the US banking system, to our bank in Chile.

Nothing about that deal had anything to do with the United States. But regardless, the money still had to pass through a US bank. And that’s how the global financial system has functioned for 70+ years.

Yet over the past decade, banks in the US have really started to abuse their status as critical financial intermediaries.

A big part of this is because banks are under intense pressure from the federal government to stamp out money laundering, terrorist financing, tax evasion, and any criminal activity they can find.

These are reasonable objectives to pursue… but their execution has been dismal.

Unable to tell for certain whether that $5,000 wire transfer to Aunt Sally was for legitimate purposes or part of some grand tax evasion scheme, banks have defaulted to being suspicious of everyone and everything.

Deposit or withdraw a few thousand dollars in cash to/from your own account? Suspicious.

Make an investment in a private business they’ve never heard of? Suspicious.

Transfer funds to an account overseas? Suspicious.

Raise money from investors to launch a new business? Suspicious.

In my case the bank thought sending money to the UK was suspicious; apparently these guys think London is the hotbed of financial terrorism.

(I’d rather not say exactly which bank was giving us so much trouble since they’re basically all the same… but to give you a hint, the name begins with “Wells” and ends with “Fargo.”)

That’s the part that really gets me.

It’s not like the money was being sent to ISIS in Syria or Jihadis-R-Us in Afghanistan.

This transfer was coming from an impeccable source and going to a well-established, regulated business in one of the most advanced countries in the world.

It would have taken a five-year old about 30 seconds to Google everything and realize, “Oh right, this all makes sense.”

Yet instead some munchkin-brain in the bank’s compliance department decided he “wasn’t comfortable with the transfer” (as we were told).

And so, without any actual reason or evidence, Mr. Rock Star Compliance Guy denied a perfectly legitimate transaction. And then, just to be extra certain that he was saving the world, froze the funds.

I had to put one of my staff on a plane and fly her 8 hours to the United States just to get the money unstuck… a completely ridiculous waste of time and money.

It’s one thing to be vigilant against terrorism. It’s entirely another to constantly work against your own customers without exercising any common sense or basic professionalism.

It didn’t used to be this way. There once was a time when bankers were sophisticated business people and shrewd investors who understood the needs of commerce… and the customer.

But banks are no longer run by bankers. They’re run by oblivious bureaucrats who scrutinize every transaction looking for any excuse to say NO, forcing legitimate businesses to walk around on egg shells just to conduct simple transactions.

A big cause for this is that banks don’t need to do any real business anymore to make money.

They get to borrow practically unlimited funds nearly interest-free from the central bank, and then loan that same money right back to the federal government at a higher rate of interest.

They provide mortgages to home buyers… then flip those mortgages to one of the federal government housing agencies like Fannie Mae, essentially guaranteeing the bank a zero-risk profit.

They get to milk their customers with all sorts of unnecessary fees, paying a whopping 0.02% interest on deposits in return.

They even get to steal from their customers through outright fraud– fraud which, despite all their compliance and scrutiny, conveniently fails to be detected by internal watchdogs.

And ultimately, when they screw it all up, they get to whine about how they’re too important to fail and demand a taxpayer-funded bailout.

With all of these guaranteed profits and safety nets, banks don’t actually have much incentive to do any real banking business anymore aside from multi-billion dollar deals with Apple and AT&T.

So it’s much easier and lower risk for them to adopt a guilty-until-proven-innocent attitude and be an obstacle to business and commerce.

Mine is just one small example of their financial barbarism… and far from an isolated case. These things happen countless times each day.

And it’s a good reminder to not keep all of your eggs in one basket… including a bank.

Remember that any money you deposit at a bank technically becomes the bank’s money. It’s their asset, and they’ll do whatever they please with it, including restricting your most basic transactions.

So it’s a reasonable idea to keep a month or two’s worth of living expenses denominated in physical assets like cash and gold in a secure place. This is a form of savings that’s 100% under YOUR control.

The good news is that cryptofinance technology could rapidly make banks obsolete faster than anyone realizes. More on that tomorrow.

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17 Comments
Socratic Dog
Socratic Dog
June 30, 2018 6:29 pm

I’ve never had a problem transferring $4 million internationally. Because I’ve never transferred $4 million internationally. Or anywhere else.

I look forward to having Simon’s problems some day.

Jimmy Torpedo
Jimmy Torpedo
June 30, 2018 6:59 pm

He was investing in Allan’s Snackbar.
What could go wrong? They make great blueberry falafels.

The Moran
The Moran
June 30, 2018 7:08 pm

Oh no! Simon is going down the crypto hole in the ground! Heresy! Moranic! Around here anyway. The “stupid it burns” kind of place.

KaD
KaD
June 30, 2018 7:10 pm

If you’re still banking with these evil pieces of shit you’re just asking for trouble. GTFO now before the next crisis hits.

DR. BARB WHITE
DR. BARB WHITE
June 30, 2018 7:27 pm

NEXT TIME GET ON A PLANE AND GO GET YOUR MONEY IN GOLD OR DIAMONDS
WELLS FARGO ONE OF THE MOST CORRUPT BANKS IN THE US

Jimmy Torpedo
Jimmy Torpedo
June 30, 2018 8:00 pm

We’re not deaf Dr. White.

javelin
javelin
  Jimmy Torpedo
July 1, 2018 8:02 am

Maybe she is an Otologist and is used to having to scream or talk really loud to be heard….

Annie
Annie
June 30, 2018 8:33 pm

Multiple catch 22s here in the US. So you should have a few months cash on hand. But if you try to take it out of the bank all at once that’s suspicious and they confiscate it. If you try to take it out in smaller amounts that’s structuring and they confiscate it. You manage to get any cash out and try to carry the cash anywhere in a car or on a plane and they find it they confiscate it. You try to convert the cash to PMs or gems and they find out they confiscate it. If they don’t find out and you try to carry the PMs or gems anywhere in a car or on a plane and they find it they confiscate it. You try to buy anything with cash (even dinner at a restaurant) it is suspicious and they start investigating you to see if you have any more cash they can confiscate. You leave the money in the bank and it’s theirs so they can just take it.

The Moran
The Moran
  Annie
June 30, 2018 10:48 pm

Annie, please send me what you have left for safe-keeping.

javelin
javelin
  Annie
July 1, 2018 8:24 am

People in the US began using banks for 2 primary reasons– the security it offered with big vaults instead of hiding cash in your home, and secondly, the banks would offer interest in exchange for the depositor allowing them to use your money for lending ( which was a boon with the fractional reserve banking system.)

Neither actually applies anymore. Banks no longer pay any interest that is worth it and your money is no longer secure as evidenced by Cyprus, congress bail-in laws, and the FDIC only having the funds to secure about 1/60th of actual depositors accounts.

Your money is not drawing interest and it is not secure in the bank. Aside from monthly bill paying, there is little to no reason to leave larger sums of money in a bank nowadays.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
  Annie
July 1, 2018 7:47 pm

Greetings,
IMHO the correct thing to do with excess funds is to turn those funds into top quality tools. Quality tools hold their value if you must sell them but can provide you with cash and barter. I have a friend that is a very good amateur welder and when you can weld then you can barter for many of the things you need in this world. Same with wood working, sewing, painting, mechanical and electrical work.

I really believe that this is about the only way the middleclass can preserve wealth, attain independence and prep for stormy weather.

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
June 30, 2018 10:18 pm

You expect too much from this modern era. In the past you would call the bank and let them know that an important transaction will be occurring on such and such date.

Ned Ludd
Ned Ludd
July 1, 2018 6:09 am

Should have stuffed the cash into a suitcase and flown out of Minneappolis. No questions, no worries.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ned Ludd
July 1, 2018 10:21 am

Only if your skin is the right color and your name is Mohammed, Ned.
M C

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
July 1, 2018 2:24 pm

Anyone who banks with Wells Fargo deserves everything that they lose. You know that they are crooks. You know that they are lairs. Why would you give your money to them? And if you that stupid, blueberries aside, why would I give my money to you? You’re so stupid that you bank with Wells Fargo.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
July 1, 2018 3:42 pm

My ex is starting a new business. UhOh, not really, cause she can’t get ANY bank to let her open an account.
Seems her business MAY make a product that MAY be used in connection to cannabis.
And she cried the morning after the election. Sad…

Wild Bob
Wild Bob
July 1, 2018 7:14 pm

I was turned down last week for a collateralized business loan.
Bank wouldn’t make a loan against silver bullion.
Real money, versus monopoly money. No can do.