HOW A NEW COMMENTER IS TREATED ON TBP

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anon
anon
August 31, 2018 1:53 pm

excellent gif!

lurking and stepping quickly to the edge for brief sips is the best way to survive

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
August 31, 2018 1:59 pm

That ungulate had a hat tip from a red-rope to be ready….
Who gets the nomination as the croc?

EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
  KeyserSusie
August 31, 2018 2:16 pm

idk, your momma?

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
September 1, 2018 1:15 am

The croc is Admin. He’s the man in charge.

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
August 31, 2018 2:49 pm

Whats the dif from a comman tater an a sweet tater?

EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
  Jack Lovett
August 31, 2018 7:14 pm

sweet tater lip syncs aboard a sinking ship of fools

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Jack Lovett
September 1, 2018 1:07 am

sweet taters taste better. comman taters are foul.

PlatoPlubius
PlatoPlubius
August 31, 2018 2:55 pm

The smart noob commenters Lurk and learn before speaking out their asses…
Otherwise the shit throwing monkeys savage and ravage them….

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The thin skinned ones never recover!

Natural selection at its best!

Llpoh
Llpoh
  PlatoPlubius
August 31, 2018 4:02 pm

Platopubius – my memory is that you did not apply that to your own self. Just sayin’.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Llpoh
August 31, 2018 4:13 pm

Besides, STM’s hammer everybody, newb or not, sooner or later. If they don’t then you’re not doing TBP right!

Robert Gore
Robert Gore
  IndenturedServant
August 31, 2018 6:06 pm

IS

No truer words were ever typed.

EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
  Robert Gore
August 31, 2018 7:15 pm

It’s not if, it’s when.

PlatoPlubius
PlatoPlubius
  Llpoh
August 31, 2018 4:23 pm

Llpoh

When I first found this place after the Raging Debate split, I learned the hard way, indeed.
I’ve learned much from this site and many of the comments/links.

I hold no grudges for that,
One of the things I disliked, and still do, was the doppelganging bullshit.

Let the doppelganging lame ass pussies do their worst.

starfcker
starfcker
  Llpoh
September 1, 2018 2:10 am

Hey Llpoh, you’re lucky you’re in the other end of town from where the salties live. When I was wading around my place last year after Hurricane Irma at night with a headlight, all I could think about was fucking crocodiles. It was pretty damn creepy. We get little ones every once in awhile, they aren’t quite as mean as the ones in Australia. And a gator killed a lady a couple months ago right up the road. I saw that gator a couple of times, it was a monster.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  PlatoPlubius
September 1, 2018 1:13 am

You’re absolutely correct, Plato. I lurked for quite a while. Thought I new the score. Dove in with eyes wild open. I went through hell. The big dogs had their day. I threatened to leave. I was told, don’t let the door hit you in the ass. But that rebellious nature of mine rose up, and now I’m here for eternity (or thereabouts.) 🙂 Shitfests are hell, Newcomers. Get used to it or bow out. If you stay, welcome aboard.

JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
  Vixen Vic
September 1, 2018 8:54 pm

‘Cause you looked like a LOOney with your eyes ‘wild open’. We are a more of a slanty eyed louche crowd around here.
Zero- if you keep using “lol’s’ we will get you.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 31, 2018 3:24 pm

This is why hoomans invented straws. Now you understand why libtards want to take your straws away.

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
August 31, 2018 3:31 pm

Wow…… Think I’m feelin’ a little left out. Doesn’t really feel like I’ve gotten any shit at all……

‘Course, after fishing the Bering Sea for three decades, I don’t think I’d hear anything I haven’t heard before, although I’d hazard a guess that the quality of English Literacy is a bit better here….. The Squares, Pollacks, Wetbacks, Dinks, and Sub-Saharan Spooks I have found a bit lacking in that department…..

On the PLUS side, I can swear with the best of ’em in about 10 languages……

Wip
Wip
  ZeroZee0
August 31, 2018 3:49 pm

Welcome. Fishing in the Bering Sea? Damn, I hear that career is orders of magnitude more dangerous than being a cop in Detoilet.

P.S. watch out for EL Wetback, he’s pretty witty.

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
  Wip
August 31, 2018 4:51 pm

I’ve been commenting on and off for a couple of years now…..

EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
  ZeroZee0
August 31, 2018 7:20 pm

Assume the position, we’ll get around to you sooner or later.

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
  EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
September 1, 2018 12:00 am

Assuming “The Position” is NOT part of my Repertoire……. I haven’t reached the “Position” of “USCG National Chief Engineer, Unlimited” over the last 30 years to find myself back in the position of a pre-QMED Wiper…….. LOL!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  ZeroZee0
September 1, 2018 1:22 am

There you go. Coast Guard is good.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  ZeroZee0
September 1, 2018 1:21 am

I haven’t seen your comments before ZeroZeeo. Where have you been? Off and on seems more off.
Can you write? Give us some fishing lessons. I’m a novice. Do you do videos?

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
  Vixen Vic
September 1, 2018 10:30 am

We don’t “fish” in the traditional sense, we “Catch”…… Usually about 150 tons at a time, and about 800 tons a day……
Yeah, I’m gone 185 days a year……
Modern Marvels did an episode on my vessel, although I was off rotation at the time…..

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
  Vixen Vic
September 1, 2018 10:32 am
EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
  Wip
August 31, 2018 7:19 pm

I don’t read every damn comment, El Wipper. I try, then I get distracted by morans like Jwurf.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  EL Coyote (Da Vulture)
September 1, 2018 1:25 am

Never hear of Jwurf. Where did you pick him up E.C.?

Kevin
Kevin
August 31, 2018 4:56 pm

Laughed my ass off!

Llpoh
Llpoh
August 31, 2018 10:29 pm

I have said this before. Some folks have to learn by experience. You can tell them not to pick up the cat by the tail, but they just gotta find out why for themselves. Same goes for a lot of noobs. You tell them best not to poke the bears, but nope, they poke away anyway.

Getting maimed is one way of learning something I guess.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Llpoh
September 1, 2018 1:27 am

Llpoh, always better to read for a while before posting. But even then — watch out. They had it easy this time Their time will come. 🙂