CAPTION CONTEST

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Anonymous
Anonymous
September 30, 2018 2:40 pm

We’ve got FBI files dating back to Filegate in 1996 on you too! We can take a freind of yours who’s name appears on it with a middle initial and make up stories about you too. Just like Mark G. Judge.

It's Sunday
It's Sunday
September 30, 2018 2:54 pm

I’m sorry Diane,I can’t see you anymore. I prefer men.

bigfootmm
bigfootmm
September 30, 2018 3:12 pm

“Do you think I could keep at least one of my children?”

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
September 30, 2018 3:38 pm

First we get our women into positions close to Congressmen, or access to IRS, FBI, DOJ, CIA, and NSA files; then we leak and fabricate stories to the NY Times to slander at least half the Republican Congressmen.

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
September 30, 2018 3:50 pm

Stop sexually harassing me.

Ammo
Ammo
September 30, 2018 4:13 pm

…shit your britches during the hearing????….get your own Depends …

James
James
  Ammo
September 30, 2018 4:58 pm

“Targets Of Opportunity”

bluestem
bluestem
September 30, 2018 5:17 pm

What do you mean he didn’t do it??! John

Skipperdaddy
Skipperdaddy
September 30, 2018 5:18 pm

“Just tell Satan I need a few more days, thats all, I promise I will have the souls!”

Undeniable
Undeniable
September 30, 2018 5:20 pm

Caption: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Comment: Notice the complete lack of equivocation in Crimestein’s face and body language. Study it. Learn from it. If a picture is worth a thousand words, that one explains the last 40 years of progress at a glance.

Disparity Flux
Disparity Flux
  Undeniable
September 30, 2018 6:40 pm

Found this on 8chan.
No Caption Necessary

Agnes
Agnes
  Disparity Flux
September 30, 2018 8:03 pm

Priceless.

unit472
unit472
September 30, 2018 5:32 pm

My career was built on the murder of George Moscone and Harvey Milk. You think I care about Kavanaugh’s reputation?

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
September 30, 2018 5:53 pm

Please help me! I can’t pretend to be a Republican much longer. If that goddamn Sara Palin sends Graham that file we’re both getting fitted for orange jumpsuits!

Grog
Grog
September 30, 2018 6:12 pm

“If the ‘Future Is Female’ , does that mean I have to look like you?”

Michael
Michael
September 30, 2018 6:53 pm

Talk about bullying! Diane Frankenfeinstein bullying Murkowski with lies and threats. A despicable lowlife DiFi is.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
September 30, 2018 7:07 pm

Yes Dianne….I’ve got your dildo….yes the two headed one you used with Michele .

Agnes
Agnes
September 30, 2018 8:09 pm

I just tried to look at public records where Feinstein lived to see if her kids might have done anything naughty when they were in high school or college. (Sometimes you might be surprised what one finds in courthouse records)

However, I discovered Feinstein’s daughter is a judge. Obviously, Diane has another nominee in mind for SCOTUS. I found one article and discovered she’s already retired. I wish her MOTHER would have retired at such a young age.

https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Katherine-Feinstein-retiring-as-judge-4133538.php

I am kind of sorry I looked up Diane Feinstein. She is one sorry sack of shit. And I guess she’s going to assign her seat to her freaking scummy daughter.

xrugger
xrugger
September 30, 2018 9:24 pm

From this angle, Feinstein kind of looks like Zira from “Planet of the Apes.”

TC
TC
September 30, 2018 9:25 pm

“Forgive me, master, but your talon is showing.”

Seriously though, HSF talks about physiognomy – look at the claw on that monster. Pure nightmare fuel.

Todd H.
Todd H.
September 30, 2018 10:20 pm

“Two harpies in the seventh circle of Hell.”

jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
September 30, 2018 11:12 pm

Satan already has MY soul, and now I’m going to sell him YOURS!

Erasmus le Dolt
Erasmus le Dolt
October 1, 2018 2:43 am

You must get me that ‘puss’ rejuvenation sirum…

Ropadope
Ropadope
October 1, 2018 4:24 am

I don’t know. If you have doubts about 911, isn’t it a little Helsinki syndrome-ish to be ragging on the people who are ganging up on the gangsters? Kavanaugh will not be opening up any Pandora’s boxes pertaining to that time.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
October 1, 2018 11:06 pm

O.K. I’ve got it; I’ll recap: Our talking points to define the optics are:

1. Gaddafi air-dropped cases of Viagra to his fraternity to facilitate rape
2. He spiked her alcohol with a drug to make it really easy to rape her.
3. He almost, definitively dry-humped her.
4. He blamed his almost one-man gangrape on Ms. Ford’s video mocking Allah

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 2, 2018 1:58 am

I am telling you for the last time, it’s not hemariods,it’s gerd ,you stupid cow.Cheers Crippsy .