Ides and Tides

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

Just as presidents are expected to act presidentially, Federal Reserve chairpersons are expected to act oracularly — as semi-supernatural beings who emerge now and again from some cave of mathematical secrets to offer reassuringly cryptic utterances on mysteries of the economy. And so was Jerome Powell wheeled out on CBS’s 60 Minutes Sunday night, like a cigar store Indian at an antique fair, so vividly sculpted and colorfully adorned you could almost imagine him saying something.

Maybe it was an hallucination, but I heard him say that “the economy is in a good place,” and that “the outlook is a favorable one.” Point taken. Pull the truck up to the loading dock and fill it with Tesla shares!  I also thought I heard “Inflation is muted.” That must have been the laugh line, since there is almost no single item in the supermarket that goes for under five bucks these days. But really, when was the last time you saw a cigar store Indian at Trader Joes? It took seventeen Federal Reserve math PhD’s to come up with that line, inflation is muted.

What you really had to love was Mr. Powell’s explanation for the record number of car owners in default on their monthly payments: “…not everybody is sharing in this widespread prosperity we have.”  Errrgghh Errrgghh Errrgghh. Sound of klaxon wailing. What he meant to say was, hedge-funders, private equity hustlers, and C-suite personnel are making out just fine as the asset-stripping of flyover America proceeds, and you miserable, morbidly obese, tattooed gorks watching this out on the Midwestern buzzard flats should have thought twice before dropping out of community college to drive a forklift in the Sysco frozen food warehouse (where, by the way, you are probably stealing half the oven-ready chicken nuggets in inventory).

Interlocutor Scott Pelley asked the oracle about “those half-a-million people who have given up looking for jobs.” Did he pull that number out of his shorts? The total number out of the workforce is more like 95 million, and when you subtract retirees, people still in school, and the disabled, the figure is more like 7.5 million. There was some blather over the “opioid epidemic,” the upshot of which was learn to code, young man. Personally, I was about as impressed as I was ten years ago when past oracle Ben Bernanke confidently explained to congress that the disturbances in Mortgage-land were “contained.”

David Leonhardt of The New York Times had a real howler in his Monday column on the state of the economy:

      Americans are saving more and spending less partly because the rich now take home so much of the economy’s income — and the rich don’t spend as large a share of their income as the poor and middle class.

Suggestion to Mr. Leonhardt: Learn to code.

Here’s what’s actually going on in that beast known as The Economy: Globalism is winding down as a decade of Central Bank machinations reach their limits of deception, leaving the major trading nations with little more than comparative disadvantages. Europe is dissolving into political chaos. Japan is cannibalizing itself in preparation for its return to the Tokugawa shogunate. China is groaning with factories that turn out too much stuff; America is groaning with so much of that stuff that it’s turning into Yard Sale Nation. In the background of all that are the problematic flows of oil on tankers through dangerous chokepoints like the Straits of Molucca and the Straits of Hormuz, with a looming horizon on the supply as US shale oil production chokes to death on unpayable debt.

It has been easier to maintain the pretense of economic stability, while all the perversities of finance and banking are being acted out in the current fiascos of government. But the tide is surely going out now and, as another ersatz oracle, Warren Buffett, once observed about such situations: pretty soon you get to see who’s been swimming naked. In the American lagoon, you will soon behold the awful spectacle of the beached whale known as President Trump flopping helplessly around the mud-flats, emitting inchoate threnodies from his blowhole. Ironically, he’ll be flopping and gasping at the same time that his antagonists are stricken by a red tide of indictments, perhaps including even the Captain Ahab of the Resistance: Robert Mueller. The Ides of March are upon us.

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23 Comments
CCRider
CCRider
March 11, 2019 10:26 am

Did anyone else notice when pelly asked him who he answers to he got a lot of lawyer bullshit talk and no answer? Naturally pelly didn’t press the issue. I mean it’s not like he’s a journalist.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  CCRider
March 11, 2019 12:50 pm

cc,
if it was important pelley would have asked him–peons like yo self should be working & charging at barnes/nobles,maybe a self help book like learn to code or how to blow the boss–we need you working so that you can keep spending–

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  TampaRed
March 12, 2019 9:52 am

And you may ask yo self – Talking Heads

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
March 11, 2019 10:29 am

Exponential debt is a wicked bitch when it crosses the J and goes vertical.
What can you do?
Rumors are swirling that the best thing to do is set up a Shadow Republic financed off the books.
Perhaps Shadow Republic is inappropriate, but so is Private Republic. Private Shadow Republic?
New terminology is needed.
Jim’s long forecasted Event Horizon approaches, my bet, is after the elections.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 11, 2019 10:31 am

inchoate threnodies for the win.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  hardscrabble farmer
March 11, 2019 10:53 am

Can you hum a few bars?

DD
DD
  Pequiste
March 11, 2019 11:17 am

I dream of Inchoate Threnodies…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z1fvSgszeo

BL
BL
  hardscrabble farmer
March 11, 2019 11:07 am

The boy sure has a way with words, nice combo . I wonder how much longer the dollar menu at drive-thrus and the 10 for $10 items at the grocers will continue to lull the great unwashed.

I am impressed that the money wizards have pulled it off this long. Bastards!

DD
DD
  hardscrabble farmer
March 11, 2019 11:11 am

interregnum from the “monsters” post is a contender

BL
BL
  DD
March 11, 2019 11:16 am

Double D- Belgium had a two year interregnum and the population learned they didn’t really need no stinking governing body.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  hardscrabble farmer
March 11, 2019 1:17 pm

The spume of tweets that’ll roar from Trump’s beached blowhole will have to shatter eardrums everywhere to be heard over Hillary’s continuouis, crack-thunder caterwauling.

Listen closely and one can still hear Roman Emperors wailing regrets that they forgot to make their Blackwater payment before the Ides.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Diogenes’ Dung
March 11, 2019 3:31 pm

DO NOT SAY “HILLARY” AND “CRACK” IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!! EVER!

wap willy
wap willy
March 11, 2019 10:43 am

threnodies. new one for me. Love it!!

DD
DD
March 11, 2019 11:03 am

… wrong post; wrong topic; never mind.

Pequiste
Pequiste
March 11, 2019 11:22 am

This Jerome Powell presents all the warmth and charm of a funeral director.

At least the Bernank had some swag with his low-key, high-falutin professorial style and demeanor.

When he told the House inquiry into the “Financial Crisis of 2008” that he didn’t know and was not going to tell where $500 billion dollars of bailout money went – to banks in Europe and elsewhere; you just got to give the man his props just for having the bronze balls to say that. But then again he headed “The Fed” the money tool of “The Evil Fuckers”(TM)

Stucky
Stucky
March 11, 2019 1:46 pm

Another indisputable sign the economy is booming …..

“Retailers including Walmart, Forever 21, Urban Outfitters and thousands of others are suddenly hot for the 68 million Americans traditionally considered risky borrowers because of their track record of not paying their bills or their lack of credit histories, including credit-card-adverse millennials.”

https://nypost.com/2019/03/10/retailers-woo-customers-with-shaky-credit/

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 11, 2019 3:37 pm

Imagine

Imagine there’s no spring forward
It’s easy if you try
No hour robbed from us
And being told a lie
Imagine all the people
Sleeping life away (ah ah ah)
Imagine there’s no time change
It isn’t hard to do
Not coffee to kill or die for
And no alarm clock, too
Imagine all the people
Catching up on sleep
You may say that I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world doze as one

Anonym
Anonym
March 11, 2019 3:41 pm

I heard him say that “the economy is in a good place,” and that “the outlook is a favorable one.”

When I see those words above, I decode it as meaning the exact opposite, otherwise, why would they be spewing this horse shit on national TV.

We are doomed, the outlook is terrible, pull up your stakes and get the heck out of dodge, there’s a shit storm acommin your way, and there is no safe place to hide.

TJF
TJF
March 11, 2019 6:22 pm

Malacca. Strait of Malacca. I guess that one wasn’t in Kuntler’s thesaurus of rare and seldom used words. An inchoate article.

ozum
ozum
March 12, 2019 1:03 am

JK always has fun new words; threnody, catamite. Thought wise, he’s a little skewed, but interesting.

Shark
Shark
March 12, 2019 1:09 pm

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Shark
Shark
  Shark
March 12, 2019 1:14 pm

And just for the record, I’m no Pollyanna – – I keep my larder stocked with food, water, silver eagles, guns & ammo….enough to shelter in place or get out of Dodge and survive for a few weeks. But come on, this constant drumbeat on TBP of shadow conspiracies and “buy gold” BS is tedious.