Pink meet stink. Stink meet Pink. You’ll be bff’s forever.
I believe I can fly. I believe I can…oh shit. Sorry I forgot R. Kelly is bad now. I meant, Fly like an Eagle. To the Sea. Fly Like an Eagle, let my spirit carry me.
If you’re hunting assholes it’s an easy hunt today. Just follow the trail.
Nothing makes a father more proud than his daughter flopping out her funbags in this middle of Walmart. Shine on little star.
Redneck ingenuity. I love it. If I’m ever lost and stranded somewhere I certainly hope its with a redneck. Survival rate through the roof. Stranded with someone like myself? We’re dead in hours. We don’t even use up our whole food supply. Just dead.
Either some little girl is about to get her birthday wish or this is just an odd dude driving around with a pony. I know where I’ll put my money.
Nothing to see here. No reason to be alarmed. By chance has anyone seen a little monkey about yay high, red eyes and foaming at the mouth? No? Okay, have a nice day folks.
Sick outfit. Anybody else like super pumped about the Elton John Rocketman biopic movie?
Congrats on your upcoming Canadian nuptials.
If Snapchat wasn’t made to take naked booty pics at Walmart then I’m not really sure what it’s for! Feel like you really missed an opportunity to use the dog filter here though.
You’d think she would have followed Obama’s advice….and changed.
Not sure what this guy is doing at the deli counter when those boots and shorts scream that he should be standing on the side of the road swinging an umbrella and talking about the impending battle we have with the aliens.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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I don’t get the tagline about the Canadian nuptials. Can someone ‘splain it out to me? I’m a brainlet.
Tundra legend has it that denim is the unofficial national fabric of Canada.
Friday porn followed by Saturday porn, smh.
Yesterday’s girls were beautiful and playful, and I don’t mind a little beauty. Today’s were disgusting, especially that mexican flashing her downhill beanlet feeders.
Are you queer?
Are you desperate?
She looked kind of Asian to me.
She’s Salvadoran.
Is this how Salvadoran females advertise their availability? How do you tell the difference between a female seeking a mate and a prostitute?
Not sure why unattractive females are so anxious to expose body parts best left covered. Ditto for certain males as well and, why in hell do said unfortunates congregate at Walmart? I realize Walmart is ubiquitous and has wide aisles but, dear God, please, make it stop!!!!